Southern Maryland Roller Derby

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Cuando explicás un ejercicio y mostrás exactamente lo que no hay que hacer.

When you are explaining a drill and do exactly what you have to avoid doing.

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The feels!

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Cuando vas a formarte a la pista y ves que la jammer del jam anterior se sienta en la caja penalidades. (”¿Qué hiciste?”)

When you go to the track for the next formation and see the jammer of the prior jam go to the penalty box.

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AFTER YOUR FIRST FEW MONTHS OF ROLLER DERBY TRAINING.

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LMAO

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BOOTY BLOCKING.

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Yaaaassss 🙌🙌🙌

[daphnedoesderby]

[ryangoslingrollerderby]

Hey girl…

Skate it out

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Cuando la gente usa sus bombachas encima de las calzas. (”¿por qué, por qué harías eso?”)

When people wear their pantys on top of the leggings.

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Cuando vas a ver jugar a los equipos que usan demasiado los brazos. (”¡NO PODÉS HACER LAS COSAS ASÍ!”)

When you go to the bouts with the teams with way too much forearms.

[noxblogs]

Last night I returned to full-contact! It’s so nice hitting my friends again!

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One of my favorite derby bloggers was out for a few months (just like me) on injury and THIS is exactly how I feel.

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Lo que saltar el apex implica en las reglas.

What jumping the apex means in the rule set.

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When someone talks about a player but uses their legal name

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I never remember ‘real names.’ Watchu talkn 'bout willis?

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Waiting for Your Assessment Results

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Cuando dicen la rotación de jammers del bout y mencionan tu nombre. (”¿Cómo?”)

When they say the jammer rotation for the bout and mention your name.

[vulgarvalkyrie]

So I made this thing today and it kind of went off big with my roller derby family. I’m super touched that it was received so well. 

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Happy Pride friends!

[rachelrage350-blog]

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Truth.

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La base de muchas amistades derby. “Ay, dios mio! Odiamos a las mismas personas!“

The base of many derby friendships.

[eastsidederbygirls]

Show up, show up, show up

There will be days where I’m tired. Days where my mind urges me to stay home, in my pjs, eating chocolate, lounging like a lazy potato on my couch, while Netflix binging. Days where I’d…