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Never trust a man who don’t fw twin peaks and say ok computer isn’t peak

Never date a man who’s favorite beatle is John. He will say that he wishes he was your mother #facts

Men always betray you until you throw up and then when you run out of cigarettes you get a new pack from his cousin

what if instead of tumblr we call is tublr and all it is is photos of different kinds of tubs

Anybody else get a lot of Appalachia content I get a lot of Appalachia content and then my dad looks at it and is like yup that’s how it is back home in Appalachia and I’m like okay and then I continue scrolling through my Appalachia content

I listen to this album so much I feel like I’m always going through a tragic divorce and then I listen to desire im like holy cow please leave her alone oh sister run as fast as you can do not stay for that one more cup of coffee I have so many conflicting feelings about this man

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It’s so cool how he made this whole album about his stupid divorce and then was like no that was about something else you don’t get it and every song is like ow ow my heart my wife left me ow ow why did my wife leave

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Missed my stop making this post

It’s so cool how he made this whole album about his stupid divorce and then was like no that was about something else you don’t get it and every song is like ow ow my heart my wife left me ow ow why did my wife leave

Will learning to drive help beat my phone addiction?

Mash up fake plastic trees Radiohead plastic Jesus Tia Blake fake plastic treesus

I like to walk ten miles a day and listen to Joan Baez and get a treat but if you catch me walking ten miles no treat listening to blood on the tracks you know I’m on deaths door

Turning religious again things are so bad

I feel maternal instincts for C-3PO for very specific reasons none of which can be shared with the general public

One day everyone will read my plays and my books and you’ll all realize I’m dumb as shit and just write the same thing over and over again and then I’ll explode as well

They should make a school for men where they teach them that if they like a girl they have to date them and to date that girl they have to give her love and care and act like they like her but you didn’t hear that from me

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Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

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I literally just got back

My dream date is smoking a clove cigarette in a vintage Volvo while listening to the o brother where art thou soundtrack i need to get my thoughts out somewhere

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