My Tainted Mind

All things weird, everything I like. 23~Mixed~SoCal

[keybladesoras]

The Golden Age of Children’s TV, the 90’s.

[thesymski]

me: *sends friend a message at 3 am*

friend: *responds*

me: woah woah there what are you doing up go the fuck to sleep this isn’t healthy

[meiamandrew]

The new republican healthcare bill

[teenagerposts]

The Real Life Ron Swanson

[bumbleshark]

“why do u like playing as support?” i enjoy the feeling of ppl needing me

[phsfg]

I enjoy knowing that I can choose who lives and dies

[safelyendangered]

[djpaulyd]

[kanyuzugu-deactivated20160506]

[bearie]

how am i supposed to give a footjob if i have hooves

[moonlightnova]

lower your voice or you’ll attract the bronies with foot fetishes

[bearie]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GIVE A FOOTJOB IF I HAVE HOOVES 🗣🗣🗣

[bearie]

i was warned and i didnt listen

[bitchycode]

[flightyfinch]

me, a gamer, crying in the bar after my girlfriend dumped me: i’ve never been nerfed so hard before

[flightyfinch]

my new gf: hey can we have an open and honest discussion about our relationship

me, a woke gamer: you got it babe, time for a patch release

[flightyfinch]

me, crying while holding my newborn child in my arms: dlc

[pagetbewbster]

this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell

[eloradanans]

ok but the contact name im screeching

[animalrates]

[socialistguineapigs]

Wait for it…

[naturalyfindingme]

😊

[yellowgecko]

This is so cute

[freakishly-insanecupcakez]

[thelifeisabsurd]

Underneath my outside face There’s a face that none can see. A little less smiley, A little less sure, But a whole lot more like me.

_ SHEL SILVERSTEIN

[colachampagnedad]

it’s still summer, my name’s henry, welcome back to struggle meal.

[theholymoli]

I need this on Food Network ASAP 

[fonzworthcutlass]

The after birth

[kravemychocolatekurves]

The Band-Aids on four out of five fingers tho

[n0kiv]

What’s his Snap???

[colachampagnedad]

snapchat: @lilhenryboi ig: @colachampagnepapi

[toh-ska]

don’t forget us when u get to food network fam

[tastefullyoffensive]

#art (via maeking)