I'll Follow the Sun.

Valentin, 24, M, SoCal.

[weirdmageddon]

spongebob screencaps that have a feeling

[weirdmageddon]

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

BUTTERMILK BISCUITS

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

[ewaneneollav]

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

Chocolate Cinnamon Babkallah

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[blackqueerblog]

Here’s a link:

https://4ocean.com/pages/octopus 

There’s different colors representing different sea creatures ❤️🌊 

Just a little reminder that the US Military is the world’s biggest polluter.  The fight against ecological disaster must include fighting the war machine! 

[glumshoe]

My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness.

Child: “Fuck!”

Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”

Child: “I guess not… sorry…”

[glumshoe]

Sometimes I’d work with teenagers and facilitate activities like giant swing or zipline, which involve full-body harnesses that get Wildly Uncomfortable in the crotch areas. The younger kids didn’t mind it, but those burdened by more of the wonderful gifts of puberty had some things to complain about. 

And complain they would! I think 15 year old boys are contractually obligated to shout “THIS HURTS MY BALLS!” at the top of their lungs every time they’re in a harness. To combat this, I’d warn them about the pain ahead of time and tell them that if they need to come down, I’ll help them down immediately. “However, I don’t get paid enough to listen to teenagers scream about their genitals for an hour. If you have to scream, we’re gonna call them ‘your honor’, okay?”

Teenagers screaming “OH NO! MY HONOR!” while swinging through the canopy? Hilarious.

[glumshoe]

Who knew one could be nostalgic for this? I sure am.

[portraitoftheoddity]

Avengers: Endgame alternate ending where Thor gets hold of the gauntlet in the final fight to snap instead of Tony, and when he snaps, he doesn’t just wipe out Thanos’ army. With that agonizing flick of his fingers, he brings back all of Asgard and the dead Asgardians as well – both those killed by Thanos and by Hela. The gauntlet burns and shrivels his arm in the process, and while he survives, he ends up losing the arm (leaving him looking like comics!Thor–)

(Also he doesn’t dust Thanos but leaves him for Nebula and Gamora to finish off. He’s had his turn before, it’s time they get theirs. And as he staggers back to his feet, Bucky immediately points out that if he’s in the market for an arm, he knows a gal.)

The effect of Thanos’ forces turning to ash is easy enough to observe, but Thor doesn’t know if his snap worked to bring Asgard back as well until he looks up and, warily, calls out Heimdall’s name…

…And the bifrost opens.

He smiles to his companions, then takes the bridge back to the newly restored realm eternal. His friends are all there on the bridge waiting for him, and through the crowd, a familiar lean figure steps forward, smirking.

“I told you the sun would shine on us again,” Loki remarks, before Thor crushes the breath out of him in an embrace.

The king is returned. And the sun shines on Asgard in the dawn of a new age.

[rumoured-whispers]

Are you telling me this didn’t happen?!

[thatsaltysmallhuman-deactivated]

I accept this ending instead.

[unexplained-events]

Mechanical Devil (1400s)

Displayed at Applied Arts Collections Museum in the Sforza Castle in Milan, Italy, this automaton is carved from wood. From the Wunderkammer of Ludovico Settala.

You could make these mechanical devils stick their tongues out, howl, and make creepy faces by turning the device.

[superpringle]

[thebootydiaries]

new hat

[scundered]

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

[pavelow]

Leave this king alone

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Prophecy proclaims that no man can kill villain; killed by woman.

Level 2: Prophecy proclaims that no weapon can harm villain; pushed down stairs and dies.

Level 3: Prophecy proclaims that villain will be brought low by no mortal hand; kicked to death by angry mob.

Level 4: Prophecy proclaims that no power on Earth shall be villain’s undoing; fatally distracted by sun in eyes.

Level 5: Prophecy proclaims that only power of laughter can defeat villain; beat up by clown.

[oldtumblhurgoyf]

Level 6: Prophecy combines all of the above; female clown takes moment of opportunity when villain is blinded by the son to push them down a flight of stairs and into an angry mob below.

[icaruslaughed]

The female clown would have to kick them down the stairs, since they can be “brought low by no mortal hand”, that is the only caviate to this wonderful lesson in prophetic loopholing

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

Bold of you to assume any clown is mortal

[tommyholland]

Ted Cruz is speaking at my school next week LMAOOOO

[sleepiesoft]

ask him why he killed 20-28 people in northern california from 1960-1970

[anhedoniacity]

i just wanna know what weed-addicted brunette broke john green’s heart in high school and gave him enough material for a decade’s worth of identical books

[jusdeknowledge]

y’all really don’t read his books do you

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

hell no

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[mimikyyuu]

Everyone outside of USA:

[gaypussyretard3]

[midnightwinterhawk]

Do the people in airplanes pre-snap come back up in the air? Get the Russos on the phone. They’ll make up an answer for anything put in front of them.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

I keep wondering about pregnant people.

Did they and the baby go together or just the baby? Are they suddenly gonna be nine months pregnant again after those 5 years? What if they’re already pregnant at the time?

[rhiannonfrater]

There was a bunch of insane fuckery upon people’s return. We all know it.

[aaantlion]

Crippling Fear of Abandonment: i have a question  Me: dont  Crippling Fear Of Abandonment: does anyone really love me? they always seem to get tired after a few months  Me: