jesus is my copilot and we're cruisin for pussy

29 he/him

[bearie]

i basically dont have any fire arrows

[id-servals-in-posts]

There are no servals in this post. Or fire arrows.

[bearie]

do you promise?

[moonlightnova]

[moonlightnova]

Reminder: you are not more woke for not recognizing xenogenders and neopronouns. Stop trying to be "one of the good/normal ones". Conservatives and bigots want ALL of us dead. Not just the ones you don't think make sense.

[moonlightnova]

Why is a haircut $35 before tip these days

[secondlina]

No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.

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[aidashakur]

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[nealashitposts]

A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway

[janedrewfinally]

Accurate tags:

#and this is why no-fault divorce brings down the murder rate

[adaine]

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

[adaine]

far far away idol would never happen now

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[justcallmedom31]

[felysha]

Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who was murdered on the first day of Pride month as well as Indigenous History Month. He died protecting his trans husband. Homophobia and racism aren’t marks of the past, and this is a heart breaking reminder of that.

Praying for a safe journey back to the spirit world, Uncle ❤️‍🩹🦅

[felysha]

Today is the anniversary of the death of Jonathan Joss (King of the Hill, Parks and Rec). Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who died protecting his transgender husband, on the first day of Pride month. Today we remember him and how he protected his family.

[littlenapss]

[pisboy]

Been really enjoying laying on the floor lately

[pisboy]

Posted from my The Floor.

[moonlightnova]

Oh god my vyvanse kicked in hard today I can't shut the fuck up help

[hotvampireadjacent]

[lastvalyrian]

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > sees a doctor to be sure > "why the fuck are you here. this is nothing. it will go away on its own"

[lastvalyrian]

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > decide to wait to not overreact > problem remains > sees doctor with concrete problem after all > "why did you wait so long. we could have done something if you had come immediately"

[drowning-lessonz]

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun