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i went to the jfk assassination and somebody there knew you

girl shhhhhhhh you’ll blow my cover

what the fuck

i’m about ready to give up and pretend my blackheads are freckles

dear microsoft edge:

I will use you when you stop using bing as your search engine. stop being a needy bitch. good day.

i really forgot how much homoerotic tension there is in the twin towers. like, were they trYING to be straight? cause they failed pretty hard

.....do people with daddy kinks celebrate fathers day in really gross ways

.....just scrolled through instagram and yes, yes they do. thanks instagram.

NEW LAW:

if you know a retiring OB/GYN, you

ARE REQUIRED

to say ‘Thank you for your cervix.’

.....do people with daddy kinks celebrate fathers day in really gross ways

i will NEVER accept the fact that ITSELF only has one s

WHAT FUCKERY IS THIS

SHOUTOUT TO WHEN I DIDNT KNOW HOW HAIR WORKED

.....still don’t really :)

chemicals go by chemike for short

What Your Favorite Star Wars Ship Says About You

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i’m crying😂😂

saggitariuses are bad for my health saggitariuses are bad for my health saggitariuses are bad for my health sAGGITARIUSES ARE BAD FOR MY HEALTH

FUCK

courtney act saying ‘body-ody-oDY!’ has been on loop in my brain all day and please make it s t o p

just........think about it.......

my history teacher: why was america so involved in imperialism?

me to myself: *don’t say because they had big stick energy don’t say because they had big stick energy*

i just named a group chat ‘in my country, instagram asks us to group the name’ and i don’t know why but i’m really tired and i can’t stop laughing

a whole-ass mess