The Internet Person

They/Them Non-binary | Aroace | Autistic | Adult Somebody_OntheInternet on AO3 Errormare my beloved

[somebodyontheinternetao3]

INTRO POST

(Finally getting around to this)

Contents:

- Intro

- Tag guide

- Questions (art requests/commissions, asks)

- Index

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INTRO

Hi! I’m the Internet Person (as the blog name suggests). You can call me Soti.

I’m an adult, and I sometimes post suggestive or sexual content, so if you’re a minor interact responsibly. They/them pronouns. I’m also autistic so sorry if I come off weird or stilted.

I do fanwork for the Undertale AU fandom. I ship Errormare.

For anon askers: if you want me to know which anon you are please use a sign-off at the end of your asks. I will not be able to tell otherwise.

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TAGS

Cyborg Error AU - Posts relating to my FGoD AU where Error is a half-mechanical thing

Catalyst for Concord fic - Posts relating to my fanfic 'Catalyst for Concord' (FGoD Errormare mpreg)

Channelling the spirit of Ink - Drawings and any other arty stuff, not including interactive asks

Internet Person yap sesh - Random (mostly text) posts

Screams from the Void - Asks

Blorbo interview - Interactive asks

Gorgeous!!! Masterpiece!!! - Other people's art of my characters/AUs

Error Sans Childbearing Hips Incident - Error Sans Childbearing Hips Incident

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QUESTIONS

Can I request art?

Yes, but be aware that it's not a paid commission. I reserve the right to reject a request if I don't like it or just can't get it to work.

Also be aware that I could take ages to respond.

Do you take commissions?

No. I don't know if that will change.

What can I ask about?

Literally anything except my personal information, I guess.

One thing I allow that I want to specify is "in-character"/interactive asks - think ask blog style. I'm okay with people sending in asks interacting with any of the characters in any of my AUs unless otherwise specified (currently no such cases).

If you're sending in an interactive ask, please make it clear that it's not for me to respond to as an author/artist, and who exactly it is you're interacting with.

Example:

As above, I reserve the right to reject asks.

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INDEX

Link is here

Collection of posts that I think are important or relevant to a lot of my work, as well as the main posts for a bunch of my AUs.

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NO BIGOTRY OF ANY KIND IS WELCOME HERE.

Also, please do not interact about ships other than Errormare unless I start the conversation. I'm not going to tell you to leave if you ship something I don't because it literally has no effect on me, however this is not the space for that.

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[somebodyontheinternetao3]

fuck my spine needs the glowstick special

[somebodyontheinternetao3]

Hello I'm @therealerrorsansblog 's different kind of anon

🎵Yeah morning people are annoying and pathetic-🎵

Please guess

-the anon with song references

Not sure how much it being midnight is affecting my ability to comprehend language right now but genuinely what does any of this mean

[queso-c]

hi hey , i like to think that with Nightmare's fancy linggo , it either lights up the mood or damps it completely

so:

"You are lavishing."

"I can not stress how beholden I am for your mere presence alone-"

"— Were I to split the atom of my devotion for thee, the resulting thermal radiation would incinerate the cosmos-"

An exaggerated groan cut through

"Can you spp-speak fucking eenglish whenn I'mm m...making out wwith you."

"With your mouth on mine, how-"

"ShHshut up and j-just k..kiss me."

[somebodyontheinternetao3]

Are you feeling bonita

I’m having to mark out buttonholes on the floor at 10:27pm and uni goes back tomorrow starting with a 9:30am lecture.

No.

[somebodyontheinternetao3]

Heres an idea error should wear high-heeled boots or just high heels, and it will fix every problem with height hell, maybe even wear platforms.

I mentioned that and he got defensive. We need to be very gentle with him right now he’s finding his height hard to accept

[somebodyontheinternetao3]

I should know because i do it too. People ask how tall i am, and i say 5'4 when we all know damn well, im barely 5'2 and have been that height for like 4 years.

Im leaving anon off on purpose. None of the ppl I've lied to will ever see this, so idc atp

Error isn’t ready to accept that he is small because Error is a whiny whiny little baby no more mature than his numerous infant offspring

[somebodyontheinternetao3]

Error is doing what all people do when they are ashamed of being short they round their height up, but not too much at like 1 or 2 inches. Maybe if you can get away with it, a foot but NO ON BELIEVES IT

@therealerrorsansblog

We all know. We’re trying to help you with this shame you feel around your height. It hurts me to see you hate it so much when it IS something you got from me, or do you disrespect your elders and ancestors?

[therealerrorsansblog]

Oh you weirdos and your headcanons

Why can't you accept the fact that I SPECIFICALLY am that tall

There are so many other Errors

[somebodyontheinternetao3]

Because you AREN’T, Error

You’re replying to all these threads at an extremely fast rate and always jumping to the offensive to try defer attention away from yourself because you don’t want to admit that you’re lying and need to unpack your insecurities

[somebodyontheinternetao3]

Error is doing what all people do when they are ashamed of being short they round their height up, but not too much at like 1 or 2 inches. Maybe if you can get away with it, a foot but NO ON BELIEVES IT

@therealerrorsansblog

We all know. We’re trying to help you with this shame you feel around your height. It hurts me to see you hate it so much when it IS something you got from me, or do you disrespect your elders and ancestors?

[therealerrorsansblog]

you're short, accept the facts

I am still very much 5'8 thank you very much grandthey

[somebodyontheinternetao3]

Is Error lying here

Yes

No

Remaining time: 11 hours 26 minutes

Again, there is a right answer

[therealerrorsansblog]

I don't know why you can't accept the fact I'm taller than you

[somebodyontheinternetao3]

I won’t accept a lie because it is not based to spread falsities

Why can’t you just accept you’re short. Whats so shameful about that? You accuse me of coping and being defensive but unlike you I am comfortable with my height because it isn’t an issue.

I don’t even have my exact measurement memorised because it does not matter and yet you continue to throw around a very specific measurement at every opportunity. It’s giving “I’m totally 6 ft” but you knew that was just TOO much of a stretch given you are actually barely above feet

[therealerrorsansblog]

Grandthey you're getting defensive again I ain't reading allat

[somebodyontheinternetao3]

You won’t read it because you know I’m right and your fragile ego cannot handle being questioned

I will ask again: why are YOU so insistent that you definitely totally are not short

[therealerrorsansblog]

you're short, accept the facts

I am still very much 5'8 thank you very much grandthey

[somebodyontheinternetao3]

Is Error lying here

Yes

No

Remaining time: 11 hours 26 minutes

Again, there is a right answer

[therealerrorsansblog]

I don't know why you can't accept the fact I'm taller than you

[somebodyontheinternetao3]

I won’t accept a lie because it is not based to spread falsities

Why can’t you just accept you’re short. Whats so shameful about that? You accuse me of coping and being defensive but unlike you I am comfortable with my height because it isn’t an issue.

I don’t even have my exact measurement memorised because it does not matter and yet you continue to throw around a very specific measurement at every opportunity. It’s giving “I’m totally 6 ft” but you knew that was just TOO much of a stretch given you are actually barely above feet

[therealerrorsansblog]

you're short, accept the facts

I am still very much 5'8 thank you very much grandthey

[somebodyontheinternetao3]

Is Error lying here

Yes

No

Remaining time: 11 hours 26 minutes

Again, there is a right answer

[k1kky-sb-d0odlz]

||✶ Pretty Princess alert ⚠️⚠️⚠️

[somebodyontheinternetao3]

everybody magically send the heat where they live into my room rn it’s cold as balls

[somebodyontheinternetao3]

Spamton acid theory but rather than Queen or Swatch throwing him in for no reason which is stupid he threw himself in in a panic knowing that FRIEND was pursuing him. He did fall in the acid and that is the reason he’s doll-like (skin melted off) but it was his own attempt to escape/“change his appearance”

[spinneretoile]

i feel like everyone on this website needs to know that long, long ago, on my eleventh birthday, one of the things my parents gifted me was this knockoff error sans plushie from amazon dot com. i was deeeep into the utdr hyperfix trenches at that point, but i was never too big into a lot of the mainstream aus in the fandom, so ive kinda just like. never known wtf to do with this thang. as of currently he kinda just sits in a plushie net above my bed contributing absolutely nothing to society. Any Suggestions

[somebodyontheinternetao3]

milk

[somebodyontheinternetao3]

guys I need to prove a point. There is a correct answer here

is error short or tall

short

tall

Remaining time: 48 minutes

[somebodyontheinternetao3]

who the fuck is intentionally voting tall. you are all disappointments