Chiroptophobia

only in gotham lmao | asks are always loved! 💵 #1 BruceMan shipper 🦇

[someguyingotham]

❝ ᴏʜ ᴍʏ ɢᴏᴅ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅ ʙᴇɴ! ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴀꜱᴛᴀʀᴅꜱ!! ❞

ben / benjamin | 26 | he/they

medical assistant full time with @hero-helpers doc. prisha, previously worked for doc. thompkins; you can find me on & off duty if you need medical assistance! i'll help you out!

tragic backstory or something:

orphan (shocker i know) (will not clarify details) (unless asked nicely i guess)

studied prelaw at gcu, interned as a legal assistant under harvey dent for about a year and then he became twoface :(

switched to premed + currently a certified medical assistant <3

i've been to arkham. i did not belong in arkham. do not send me back to arkham.

legally dead!

here’s a selfie:

~ ooc ~

muse is kingsley (@kinglyvibe), any pronouns and over 18 :)

okay:

flirting if 18+

MOST magic anons

dark themes & angst

asks!! please!!

asking to be friends/siblings/etc!

sfw ooc dms :)

not okay:

pregnancy magic, please no <3

NSFW

incest, racism, homophobia, transphobia, etc

other:

(i prefer to run this like an actual in-universe blog so i don't usually do paragraph-based starters! i fear i can't take myself seriously enough i am very sorry if that is your preference <3)

tags:

#lore - general lore #the death saga - ben's curse

anons:

none claimed!

friends/family ic: (ask to be added/removed! ☆ = family)

 @wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer - wade! @squid-turtles - squid! @drisleythorn - isley! @caspianova - caspian! ☆ @oldest-hunter - john winchester :0

[someguyingotham]

// having a super busy week sorry to anyone i havent replied to, i should be back soon!!

[someguyingotham]

A shiny, almost metallic blue butterfly lands on your arm

- 🦋

:0! Hi! Where did you come from, little guy? 🤲

[someguyingotham]

Awwww we’re officially friends ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥\\˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚

I will literally kill for you Ben

(@drisleythorn)

YAYY FRIENDSHIP i would die for you <3 (it will probably actually happen and i shouldn’t jinx it)

[someguyingotham]

i can’t afford a filter bro. it’s glowing. help

[the-real-jason-todd-not-dead]

Drink it. It only makes your arm tingly for five hours

[someguyingotham]

instructions unclear i am now missing my left hand

[the-real-jason-todd-not-dead]

Amateur mistake you can't let the water come in contact with the air for more than three minutes

[someguyingotham]

damn my fault :( i should’ve known

[someguyingotham]

…when do u not have work? coz im 80% sure you have a job. i wanna ask u something i think

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

yeah it’s actually my first day at a new job!!

i get off in the evening at like 6 if you wanna talk, i hope everything’s like.. okay? sorry i have anxiety NFNDN

[wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer]

EVERYTHINGS OKAY! i just wanna ask you something that is something that i hope will not stress you out

Congrats on the new job!!! That’s so cool!!

[someguyingotham]

OKAY DJDJ SORRY any time then ask away whenever!!

[someguyingotham]

// ooc : updated boundaries and intro post, please let me know if you want to be added to the relationships list or have any questions! :))

[someguyingotham]

Dude, how many times have you died…?

i think i just hit… uh… 16 times? yeah, this was 16. here i keep a tally:

4 - joker

2 - two face

2 - mr freeze

2 - poison ivy

1 - bane

1 - firefly

1 - scarface

1- pyg

and then like two were completely unrelated to rogues. (also most of these weren’t direct and moreso a result of their crimes!)

[shadowovergotham]

Very likely. I do not remember the faces of those I kill.

[someguyingotham]

oh cool cool awesome, please continue to forget my face (and general existence)!! ty!

[someguyingotham]

What gotham rogues do you think you could realistically pull?

realistically?? hm.. crazy quilt, condiment king (i would never), and maybe killer croc on a good day but probably not.

[kingofcondiments]

OKAY WELL ‼️

[someguyingotham]

YOU DIDNT DENY IT.

[kerryeurodyne-offical]

im sorry killer croc? hes even an option? What the fuck is wrong with Gotham...

[someguyingotham]

what’s wrong with croc besides all the crimes and also living in a sewer :(

[kerryeurodyne-offical]

you cannot fix him.

[someguyingotham]

have you heard of the power of friendship mr hood. have you heard of twilight sparkle

[kerryeurodyne-offical]

what makes you think I watch my little pony.

[someguyingotham]

you recognized the name twilight sparkle. i never said the name of the show i was referencing :)))

[kerryeurodyne-offical]

... dont you dare spread this around.

[someguyingotham]

:)))!!!

[someguyingotham]

stupid ass robin criteria 💔

[oldest-hunter]

I'll adopt you instead.

[someguyingotham]

you probably don’t want me i’m old and sad now (i mean 26 but that’s still… yk)

[oldest-hunter]

Youre the same age as my eldest, ill still adopt you.

[someguyingotham]

why would you. umm uh. i mean i guess maybe ill consider it if you dont change your mind

[oldest-hunter]

*Pulling adoption papers out of bag* Sign them. Sign them.

[someguyingotham]

I’LL THINK ABOUT ITTT

[oldest-hunter]

Sign. Them. O^O

[someguyingotham]

OKAY FINE but when this gets you killed you can’t be mad at me because i literally warned you

[someguyingotham]

What gotham rogues do you think you could realistically pull?

realistically?? hm.. crazy quilt, condiment king (i would never), and maybe killer croc on a good day but probably not.

[kingofcondiments]

OKAY WELL ‼️

[someguyingotham]

YOU DIDNT DENY IT.

[kerryeurodyne-offical]

im sorry killer croc? hes even an option? What the fuck is wrong with Gotham...

[someguyingotham]

what’s wrong with croc besides all the crimes and also living in a sewer :(

[kerryeurodyne-offical]

you cannot fix him.

[someguyingotham]

have you heard of the power of friendship mr hood. have you heard of twilight sparkle

[kerryeurodyne-offical]

what makes you think I watch my little pony.

[someguyingotham]

you recognized the name twilight sparkle. i never said the name of the show i was referencing :)))

[someguyingotham]

What gotham rogues do you think you could realistically pull?

realistically?? hm.. crazy quilt, condiment king (i would never), and maybe killer croc on a good day but probably not.

[kingofcondiments]

OKAY WELL ‼️

[someguyingotham]

YOU DIDNT DENY IT.

[kerryeurodyne-offical]

im sorry killer croc? hes even an option? What the fuck is wrong with Gotham...

[someguyingotham]

what’s wrong with croc besides all the crimes and also living in a sewer :(

[kerryeurodyne-offical]

you cannot fix him.

[someguyingotham]

have you heard of the power of friendship mr hood. have you heard of twilight sparkle

[someguyingotham]

stupid ass robin criteria 💔

[oldest-hunter]

I'll adopt you instead.

[someguyingotham]

you probably don’t want me i’m old and sad now (i mean 26 but that’s still… yk)

[oldest-hunter]

Youre the same age as my eldest, ill still adopt you.

[someguyingotham]

why would you. umm uh. i mean i guess maybe ill consider it if you dont change your mind

[oldest-hunter]

*Pulling adoption papers out of bag* Sign them. Sign them.

[someguyingotham]

I’LL THINK ABOUT ITTT

[someguyingotham]

stupid ass robin criteria 💔

[oldest-hunter]

I'll adopt you instead.

[someguyingotham]

you probably don’t want me i’m old and sad now (i mean 26 but that’s still… yk)

[oldest-hunter]

Youre the same age as my eldest, ill still adopt you.

[someguyingotham]

why would you. umm uh. i mean i guess maybe ill consider it if you dont change your mind

[babsggordon]

I don't know where you guys are getting this water from because asfar as I know, the taste is bitter, not spicy as some of you describe

[someguyingotham]

in my professional opinion

[babsggordon]

I recognize your empirical research

[someguyingotham]

:D!

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

I’ve actually sampled and tested the water from different areas around Gotham. Amusement mile obviously has an abundance of Joker Venom, causing the distinct sweet taste. GCPD has a lot of clay residue and ivy pollen, for some reason. And both Arkham and GU are built over ancient resurrection pools only referred to in old manuscripts as ‘The blood of Lazarus’, from my research. Which explains the spicy taste. The bitterness in most of Gotham is caused by general chemical mishaps (specifically FT). I personally am partial towards the GU water since I always feel less tired after drinking it.

[someguyingotham]

you actually brung receipts instead of just drinking a variety of toxic water and sacrificing your taste buds … whoa…

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

I mean I drank some of it for the science but yeah I also ran it through a bunch of tests and machines for a chem assignment sophomore year

[someguyingotham]

ok so you’re actually only slightly better than me :D twinnnn

[someguyingotham]

stupid ass robin criteria 💔

[oldest-hunter]

I'll adopt you instead.

[someguyingotham]

you probably don’t want me i’m old and sad now (i mean 26 but that’s still… yk)

[someguyingotham]

…when do u not have work? coz im 80% sure you have a job. i wanna ask u something i think

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

yeah it’s actually my first day at a new job!!

i get off in the evening at like 6 if you wanna talk, i hope everything’s like.. okay? sorry i have anxiety NFNDN