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occasionally subtle
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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izzy's playlists!
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.

#extradirty

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Remember Brock Turner? Here is another one!
One of the bullies, 19-year-old John R.K. Howard, pled guilty last week to a felony count of injury to a child. That’s a lesser charge than he originally faced, forcible sexual penetration by a foreign object, which could’ve landed Howard in prison for life.
Now though, Howard will avoid any prison or jail time at all, and could even have his conviction dismissed if he completes his two- to three-year probation without committing any new crimes or violations.
At least, they didn’t call him “a kid”, just “a student”, but it would be better if they called him a beast or an animal because no human being is able to harm a disabled child!
“Hemmer said it was neither a sex crime nor a hate crime” - then what was it? White boys having a little fun?
That’s real disgrace… Be careful, hide your children….
Because this rapist is on the loose now…
JOHN R.K. HOWARD
blast this motherfucker’s name like y'all did Brock Turner.
John R.K. Howard participated in the gang rape by foreign object (a coat hanger) of an intellectually disabled teenaged black child. The assault caused extensive damage to the survivor’s anus, rectum, and colon.
(plays the guitar)
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad
(aggressively headbangs)
I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEAAAART
a flourishing anus and happiness for you too
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Why Accent Marks Are Important In Spanish Lesson 1
when millennials were first heading into high school and college there was a huge trend in news stories about how stressed out our kids are, how their backs are getting messed up from carrying so many books, how they’re sleeping less and doing more school work, and how we should do more to help our kids have the childhoods we had because our kids are falling apart from stress and being forced to be more productive than kids should be. but then once millennials started hitting the workforce all the news was about how millennials are lazy and narcissistic and entitled lmao you were real concerned about us until you found out a 23 year old is more qualified to do your job than you
That’s because at some point in the middle we stopped being “their children” and became a bloc of terrifying outsiders with foreign values and little regard for what had been their established cultural norms.
I’d forgotten this but you’re right. I think it started earlier though, it started when we started out performing them on exams. Then suddenly all our schoolwork was easy and we were being rewarded for just showing up.
They have a tv and a fireplace in their igloo.
Innovation
Snow Day 2
This is dope
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I added some new toy options to my local toy store
just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were
I cannot be stopped
this is the most important video i’ve ever seen
This is a spiritual experience.
I want this as my ringtone
so who else gets irrationally afraid and embarrassed about their interests being known to people in real life
#i’m not embarrassed but#i hate the thought of having to guard what i love#and defend any of my interests to others#people are the worst i don’t want them to know me
PLEASE BOOST THIS!!!
These women should not be forced to perform for a man they don’t like….LET THE PRODUCERS KNOW
Our favorite photo from when I was trying to get a Christmas-card worthy photo.
i’m watching Bee Movie for the first time
i’m 1 minute and 30 seconds in
a’ight so this main character is supposed to be a male bee but he uses a pencil sharpener to sharpen his stinger but male bees don’t have stingers?
he got a mom and dad but the queen supposed to be the only one procreating so what is the truth?
a'ight so this a whole society of bees that feel obligated to walk and drive instead of fly
he just became disillusioned with the capitalist system it’s bout to be some shit
you’d figure this movie would have more woman characters considering as how female bees are the ones who do all the work but ok
i know too much about bees to watch this movie
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Hey, so did you know that librarians tend to run liberal?
And that they’re really against censorship?
And that nearly all libraries have policies that prohibit people from harassing others inside?
And that nearly all libraries have free wifi and desktop computers that erase history when you’re done using them?
And that librarians are totally chill with you hanging out all day? (provided you don’t spill things on the books)
And that libraries often have huge offerings of dvds which you can watch on your laptop in the library?
And that libraries tend to have lots of resources for folks who find themselves in distress?
What I’m saying is, if shit hits the fan, go to the library, you’re welcome here.