What I find funniest about an Epic x PJO Crossover is how absolutely aghast Epic Hermes would be with Modern (PJO) Hermes treatment of Luke
Epic Hermes: I'm sorry, what the fuck do you mean I don't visit you? What do you mean I don't treat you to the finest hookers and blow!?
Luke: I mean I'm only nineteen so I don't really—
Epic Hermes: NINETEEN!? NINETEEN AND I HAVEN'T EVEN SENT YOU A GRAM OF HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA!? OH WHICH WAYS OLYMPUS I'M ABOUT TO BEAT MY ASS—
Ok, but-
Epic and PJO Poseidon being disgusted by each other:
Epic Athena yelling at PJO Athena for regressing:
The Zeuses being… the same.
The Apollos absolutely vibing:
The Heras sizing each other up (and also being disgusted, but in a different way):
Ares, Aphrodite, and Hephaestus chilling w their counterparts too:
Epic Calypso being WILDLY jealous of PJO Calypso (like it’s scary):
The Circes are arguing, but in a way that is very demure and mindful. An intellectual debate- if you will:
Percabeth and Odypen sharing stories and bonding over loving their dumbass husbands and badass wives (However Annabeth is Odysseus, and Percy is Penelope):
(Wait he Calypso one is actually really interesting, and I see lots of angst potential in there-)
Epic Poseidon: I can't believe you've gone soft!
PJO Poseidon: Yeah well getting your ass beat by a thick thighed twink can make you reevaluate certain aspects of your personality.
Epic Poseidon: The fuck are you talking about!?
PJO Poseidon: Oh don't worry, you'll find out! Now if you excuse me I need to leave because looking at you is making me physically ill.
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Epic Athena: *Violently scolding herself for being a bad mother*
PJO Athena: *Taking it because she's right and realizing how badly she's regressed is making her feel deeply ashamed*
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Epic Zeus: Sooooo, we ever get around to banging Odysseus?
Odysseus: I'm sorry, what?
PJO Zeus: Nope, never got the chance.
Epic Zeus: Damn!
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*PJO Apollo is showing Epic Apollo all his favorite albums of the modern day*
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Epic Calypso: *Tied to a chair*
Leo: ...Does she really need to be tied up—?
Odysseus, Penelope, the Athenas, the Hermes', and PJO Calypso: Yes.
PJO Calypso: I–yes honey, yes she does...
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Epic Hera: *Shaking her head* I can't believe you've claimed one of his bastards...
PJO Hera: His name is Jason and he's a lovely young man!
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Epic Hermes: *Beating the shit out of PJO Hermes*
PJO Apollo: ...Hey man, I think you got him—
Epic Hermes: You want what he's having!?
PJO Apollo: No! Nope, I'm good!
Epic Hermes: That's what I thought! JUSTICE FOR LUKE!
Luke: :)
Epic Poseidon: ...HOLY SHIT HE'S WONDERFUL! I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER LOVED ONE OF MY CHILDREN THIS MUCH—!
Epic Zeus: Wait...He's only a demi god how can he do that?
PJO Poseidon: Oh! We stopped questioning his power level a long damn time ago!
PJO Zeus: Just don't think about it, the longer you do the more frightening it becomes...
































