Someones A Bitch.

Tori | 23 Instagram: tori_alexandrea

[grandchild-deactivated20180219]

dropped some shots of cum on the floor left it for the roaches

[collegiate-confession]

[shounenchild]

THETA APPLE PIE

[slydig-deactivated20160315]

who would name their kid zoey 101 

[garbage-empress]

*pops my throat open and starts shooting out my vertebrae like a pez dispenser*

[captioneddisney]

[bittern]

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

[bitchycode]

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

[thenatsdorf]

“I told her she wouldn’t like salt & vinegar chips.” (via julsmadison)

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[officialsapphics]

yoof ( yikes + oof )

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Me @ both of them as I try to function in society:

[cervicks-deactivated20141013]

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

[angelscanbechaotictoo-deactivat]

Kink - guys who are dominant but also worship the fuck out of women. Pin me down, choke me, shove your fingers down my throat WHILE telling me how gorgeous I am. Most attractive thing ever to me.

[schmergo]

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

[pissvortex]

at least SOMEBODY’S getting some fucking work done around here

[randomsplashes]

[sashayed]

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

[swag-tears]

dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like