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they/them, 26 • aroace & agender • same name on AO3 I love PJO, Hades, Greek myths, and mainly Dispatch rn. Mix of SFW and NSFW.

[somepsychopomp]

Updated Writing List!

You can access all current chapters (rough draft versions) of my Flambae/Robert love spell fic here:

Chapter 1 (4k)

Chapter 2 (3.7k)

Chapter 3 (11k)

Chapter 4 (8k)

Chapter 5 (6.5k)

Chapter 6 (4.7k)

Excerpt for Chapter 7

Bonus features

Update: The love spell fic is now being edited and uploaded to Ao3! Come check it out!

Plus some other fun ideas I've come up with:

Robert II survives but is still a shit dad

sort-of-villain!Robert AU

In-depth omegaverse (Flambert) thoughts:

Part 1 (+ bonus thoughts) || Part 2 || Part 3

FAQ:

I update sporadically, there is no point in asking me when I'll update any of my fics.

Also I hate generative AI and do not use it in any of my work!!!

And to those who knew me before I fell balls deep into Dispatch, here's my old writing list for all my Epic the Musical writing/ideas.

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The crack in my brain is compelling me to make a reverse child solider!AU between Coop and Robert.

Janelle is a normal girl whose parents were killed by a villain that would have taken her life as well, were it not for the efforts of Mecha Man. (It’s very Mako Pacific Rim coded.) And Robbie, who sees this frightened child alone and with no one to care for her, takes her in as his own. And after his death, despite having no blood relations to him, Janelle takes it upon herself to become the next Mecha Man. She speaks very little, using a voice modulator to hide her identity when she does, and is a highly solitary but successful hero.

Perhaps she draws a fair bit of controversy from government/law enforcement over the years because she’s much tougher and more relentless when it comes to capturing villains, often times shirking laws and the police when she has to. Outside of being a hero, Janelle has almost no other interests aside from caring for her tubby tuxedo cat.

Meanwhile, Robert was a boy born into a world of crime and ill fortune. He doesn’t even remember his last name or the faces of his parents, who sold him to the mob at a high price bc of his powers when he was very young. His eyes are amber yellow and his skin unnaturally pale. They sit in stark contrast to the shadows he summons all around him and the knives he can manifest. He’s taught all his life to be agile, efficient, and to always hit his mark. He moves fluidly on his toes, his first handler being a former ballet instructor.

He garners over sixty known kills (and some more that could never be traced back to him) before he’s finally apprehended and given an ultimatum: join the Z-Team or rot in prison for the rest of his life. Robert is confused because to him, prison is not that great of a change from the life he used to live. No freedom, someone always telling him where to go or what to do, and no real hope of escape or salvation. Why is he being given an alternative?

But he accepts.

And for the first time, both he and Janelle have to recon with what kind of person they really are, now that one is a hero and the other has lost her mech.

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[treecitysessions]

I heavily fw bro

[mintish0]

After the club… 👀

[somepsychopomp]

Are you okay??? I've gotten death threats myself but it's never a good thing--was the incident reported? Was there any action to be taken?

Sorry to bother you, but i do hope you are having a good day regardless!

Yeah I'm fine. It was this old woman who was mad that we didn't have the books she wanted... because they weren't going to be published until August. Anyway, working a municipal job has taught me that no gen Z with a blank ass stare will ever be as rude or horrible as the statistically average boomer

[somepsychopomp]

lmao I got my first death threat at work today

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editing a short story right now and there are some absolute bangers in this first draft, such as, "When I arrived ten hours later after a turbulent, seven-hour flight"

[wolfythewitch]

My piece for the Sing O Muse zine! Its coming out in July so keep an eye out for the tag :]

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I’ve noticed that a lot of my UPS packages get directed to this one random town in Pennsylvania before being routed to me, so I googled it out of curiosity. Let me just say, it’s an extremely beautiful thing that the first pics on google maps consist of a photo of some pugs taken by a guy named Reggie + a really cool butterfly. The vibes in Horsham, PA must be immaculate.

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My hope is that the characters that just wear clothes in Dispatch (Visi, Punch Up, Malevola, Sonar) get actual, thematically appropriate hero costumes in a potential s2.

And then there's Prism, who enjoys cycling through color palettes and is now like, purple and yellow. And it's not acknowledged by anyone at all.

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Robert: *talking to a man that isn't Flambae*

Flambae: He's obviously doing it to make me jealous pfft as if

Robert: *laughs at someone else's joke, replies in kind*

Flambae: Wooooow he's so obvious it's kinda cringe like we all see right through you bob bob

Robert: *casually asks Flambae if he wants to go out for a few drinks together*

Flambae: Omfg he's crazy desperate, how embarrassing

Robert, at the bar: *tells Flambae in confidence that his abilities as a hero have increased so much since Rob became the Z-Team dispatcher, and he's genuinely really proud of how far Flam has come + has high expectations for him to succeed in the long term*

Flambae: I am going to marry this man and have his children. Obviously I have no other choice. We're bonded for life now and he will move in with me starting tonight.

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Fantasy au where Flambae is a tiny fire fairy and Robert is an artificer who offended him by not acknowledging his fiery beauty and power.

Robert calls him names like Matchstick, so Flambae grows into his human size and starts swinging

toxic violet flambert my beloved 😍 they will find and irritate each other in every dimension, every AU, every time.

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I think I need go write more Robert/Coupe actually. Like they’re lowkey my fav het dispatch ship

[mintish0]

Scars 1/3

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Oh my beautiful queens who lowkey have the most interesting powers on the entire Z-Team how I wish u were romance-able

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Robert being too broke to afford follow-up medical appointments/fill prescriptions/etc. after the crash and suffering the consequences the best he can in silence.

Robert desperately needing additional surgeries or physical therapy, but upon finding out that his hospital bills as Mecha Man were paid for by the crowdfunding efforts of the general public, refuses on the grounds that he could never willingly take (even more of) their money in good conscience.

Robert being miserable from physical pain almost every moment of every day, but he barely notices because his life before the crash wasn't even that enjoyable, either. He did his work as a hero and did it well, but it was a grueling, sometimes frightening endeavor.

Robert who has thus far spent the vast majority of his life largely unhappy and/or in pain, whether emotional or physical, and barely aware of it because, to him, this is the baseline. This is all there is to life.

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Hi, I’m the one who sent in the serial killer Robert x hitman Flambae ask. I meant obsessed obsessed, full nine yards he goes crazy for Robert. Robert is either very paranoid about being stalked or kinda into it, maybe both.

Robert should be extremely paranoid about it until he starts having oddly recurring sexy dreams about a mysterious, shadowy stranger almost every night (it's Flambae touching him in his sleep. He doesn't know he's getting slipped sleeping meds nearly every day. Flam won't hurt him ofc, he just wants to be inside Robert's skin :) )