they are soooooo normal about Robert, there’s nothing wrong happening here
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they are soooooo normal about Robert, there’s nothing wrong happening here
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Getting ready before kicking some ass Thought this ref of Triz Pariz fitted Coupé pretty well
Anyway, I wanna get on Vgen bad so here goes one of my attempts, here's my link
got some character recs for this on instagram! :3
For all of the two (2) other Coupé / Mechablades enjoyers here :>
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(Flat drawing under cut)
Question: Who are you putting on your Hear Me Out Cake?
Invisigal: Roberts already a “would” so I’m choosing Vanderstank’s ex wife and current girlfriend. Hoping to steal their rich person swag.
Sonar: First of all, his ex wife and gf are not ‘hear me outs’; they have the best boobs money can buy. I’m putting Vanderstank himself. And Robert.
Punch-Up: I’m putting Robert. He seems like he’d be a good cuddler.
Coupé: I will also choose Robert Robertson the Third. He seems like what he lacks in alluring presence would be compensated for in terms of attentiveness and a deep rooted desire to please.
Prism: I’ll choose Roberto Robertoson but the mecha man outfit has to stay on.
Sonar: The robot?
Prism: Not the robot you dumbass, the spandex. The mask especially.
Golem: I have no genitalia, but I would let Robert lay on top of my rock body naked if he wanted.
Phenomeman: I have already made love to our Dispatcher. I would not be opposed to doing that again.
Entire Z Team: You WHAT!?
Flambae: I would never, ever, not in a million billion years ever have sex with Bob Bob. He is a bitch and I can do better, way better; and did I mention he is a bitch?
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Flambae: But if I really had to, gun to my head, innocent civilian bitch lives were on the line and it was one of those Fuck-or-Die situations Coupé is always reading about, and literally nobody else is fucking available, I suppose it may be possible that I let Robert hit.
Prism: You not even topping in that scenario?
Flambae: Shut up!!!