What I need is for Arthur and John Doe from Malevolent to meet Stanley and The Narrator from The Stanley Parable because they have virtually the exact same hate/hate/moment of sheer intense emotional intimacy/return to hate dynamic and equal degrees of Weirdly Yellow Iconography™ and they're both deeply involved in difficult discussions about choice and control and invisible voice in somebody's head and indescribably weird shit goes on around them and manipulation and sassy dialogue and I care about all of them very much














