[2000ish]

[twitterlols]

I’m Julie

[neopats]

wait this is so sad tho let her see the dog

[neilcicierega]

[unclefather]

Let me tell you a story about myself, when I was in middle school I was a bit of an exaggerator just because I wanted people to like me and I wanted to have friends so one time, my neighbor (now best friend of 10 years) came over to hangout with me after school and we were hungry so naturally I was like “oh yeah I’m a great cook I can make us some food” so I poured tortilla chips on a plate and sprinkled Mexican blend shredded cheese on top and put it in the microwave. And as it’s microwaving I told my friend “yeah, I was featured on the food network for these nachos” and now whenever we go out anywhere and we get nachos, my mom and my best friend always bring up my food network nachos

[vaporize-employers]

@department-of-motor-vehicles remember that time you told your whole class you had a bunch of horses and when they saw your house and asked where your horses were you told them they went south for the winter 

[unclefather]

tell me more stories about things you lied about as a kid so I don’t feel bad about my food network nachos

[marshmallno]

my brother told his class that we kept a flamethrower in our garage & when the kids asked my mom about it she would tell them the same thing

[unclefather]

This isn’t unbelievable

[jovian-sawshark]

i lived in alaska as a kid, and when i moved to ohio i convinced my 1st grade classmates that there were giant pink alaskan snakes that lived in igloos in the woods

[unclefather]

Alaskan bull worms

[thickney-spears-deactivated2025]

[approach]

[aglionby]

[just-shower-thoughts]

People born in 2016 will probably be alive to see the year 3000

[insectdiscount]

Okay I’m not that great at math but I’m pretty sure this is wrong

[keylimetim-deactivated20181216]

They would be 84 years old; that’s achievable this day and age.

[gingeralefanclub-deactivated201]

they would literally be 984 years old i………….

[sridevi]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

Demi’s that type of person who’d whine and ask why she wasn’t in your top friends list on MySpace

[pi4nobl4ck]

Waiting on a date

[pi4nobl4ck]

She didn’t come.

[jayce]

this made me so sad don’t show this to me ever again

[cannabinomad]

[dinuguan]

[babyanimalgifs]

[dremoranightmares]

i’ve lost count of how many times i’ve reblogged this

[natasalways]

doggles

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

why are there waiting lists for preschools!!! babies are so small!! 800 could fit in one room just stack them 

[weloveshortvideos]

Fashion people are always lying for no damn reason b 

[surprisebitch]

i wish this was longer

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

fuck this LOL

[2000ish]

remember when Stitch died?

[shezjustquiet-deactivated202006]

No. Okay? NO. YOU ARE NOT ABOUT BRING UP AND HAVE EVERYONE REMEMBER ALL THOSE HORRIBLE EMOTIONS WE WERE FEELING WHEN THIS HAPPENED. NO .YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT.

[lolfactory]

[fukthisurl-blog]

His face. I’m dead

[crimsonsag-deactivated20170812]

Is this How To Catch a Predator or Jeopardy