Sappho

of Lesbos

[something-sappho-would-say]

OKAY AGAIN BITCHES fuck marry kill greek gods edition

(mine- fuck the living hell out of hades, marry: artemis, kill: zeus, adios bitch)

[something-sappho-would-say]

Maybe you were too good to be true to be real.

Maybe we were just one of those puny little things the universe would mess with just for the heck of it... but am I stupid, too naïve to wish we had more time?

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i guess love just aint for me

[koreecob]

Hermes, texting: I’m sorry I’m running a little late

Aphrodite, still in bed, forgetting they were meeting in the first place: You always do this

[lovegram]

https://www.instagram.com/tttrashpoetry

[pr1nceshawn]

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

[hiddlesherethereeverywhere]

THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

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DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

[honeybeehusky-blog]

Off topic, but very important! I was taught to yell “this is not my mom/dad.” A young kid freaking out in public is likely to be ignored out of embarrassment, but a kid telling you right out that they don’t know who is messing with them? That will turn heads.

[thisiseverydayracism]

SIGNAL BOOST

[wuh2k]

90% of all child molesters are members of the family, close family friends, or an adult in a trusted position of authority. All of this is important but one more thing:

Never instil an unwavering “respect for their elders” in your child, and never chastise them for “tattling” on or feeling uncomfortable around an older relative/family friend/teacher .etc.

[hunterraiehorror]

Re-blog if you're accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything.

[krstee]

always!

[arosuggestions]

We’re not “just friends,” we’re friends. 

Stop defining friendship as less than romance. Stop defining romance as better than friendship. 

Friendship is enough, friendship is beautiful and fulfilling and good. Friendship isn’t less than. No type of relationship is better than another. 

[something-sappho-would-say]

OMGGGGGG

[something-sappho-would-say]

will sum1 pls come and kill me rn :)

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if im in my right mind rn i’ll change into a fruits basket fan acc or sumth

[something-sappho-would-say]

(Hebe, texting Zeus)

Hebe: dad, remember when i killed a butterfly you said no butter for a week?

Zeus: yes.

Hebe: and when i killed a honeybee you said no honey for a month?

Zeus: where’s this leading to?

Hebe: mom just killed a cockroach. should i break it to her?

Zeus: HEBE!

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(Zeus, writing on his diary)

Zeus: Self Isolation day 69; my sexual desires have been out of control… but it wasn’t until I spanked a statue, that I knew I hit rock bottom.

[something-sappho-would-say]

why are men so stressful

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for sum reason unbeknownst me, i ALWAYS get so pissed whenever people tell me what to do like mami pls stop wasting ur saliva and  tell me sumthing i dun know smH

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this shit keep happening to me

[something-sappho-would-say]

YALL T_T 

he is prolly thinking i screenshoted/saved those shitesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss god spare me T_T