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Persephone: *wearing a plushie keychain on her belt loop*

Ares: Hear me out

Ares: Make em weigh like a good 5lb then it can be a weapon you can swing at people. Hook it with a wallet chain for a flail

Persephone:

Persephone: I think you're on to something

#based on an out of context convo with my friend #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #greek mythology memes #ares #persephone

Apollo: Happy Julius Caesar got murked day to anyone who celebrates

Ares: Fuck him and his pizza ong

Ares: Went out like a bitch

Ares: And fuck his salad

#more out of context convos with my friends #incorrect greek gods #greek gods #greek mythology #greek mythology memes #apollo #ares

Hestia: Family meet up when !!

Hestia: At the back of a Dennys

Hestia: No fighting

Hestia: Only hugs

#based on out of context texts to my friends #she just wants everyone to get along #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #greek mythology memes #hestia #hera #demeter #hades #zeus #posideon

Helios: You do cannibalism once a year?

Cronus: Who doesn't?

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Hermes: Sometimes I want to ask you a question I’d ask a magic 8 ball but I fear the response I’d receive

Apollo: I know you didnt ask, but september 18th, 2024

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ITS ALMOST TIME

Odysseus: One of you will betray me tonight...

Crewmate 1: Is it me Odysseus?

Odysseus: No

Crewmate 2: Is it me Odysseus?

Odysseus: It's not you either

Eurylochus: Is it me, Odysseus?

Odysseus:

Odysseus: iS iT mE oDySsEuS?

#epic the musical #epic the thunder saga #greek mythology memes #greek gods #mythology #Odysseus #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #the odyssey

Persephone: I love that I make you soft

Hades, sarcastically: Yeah Yeah, congrats or whatever for melting my cold dead heart

Persephone, laughing: I'm VERY proud of that

#Shes back??#woooaahhh #greek mythology memes #greek mythology #greek gods #lore olympus #hades #persephone #in my fluff era again for no reason in particular....

Zeus: I'll arrange our security!

Hebe: ...security for a theme park?

Zeus: We're rich and were hot, people want our money and our bodies

Hebe, rolling her eyes: Our money maybe...

Zeus: Speak for yourself, princess

#s: helluva boss #greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek gods #greek mythology memes #greek god #zeus #hebe

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Achilles when Agamemnon tried to take away Briseis

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Had a dream I was playing zeus in a stage play or something but I only had one dialogue which was "im gonna put my dick in it"

Odysseus while he and his men are trapped by the Cyclops

#greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek gods #greek mythology memes #greek myths #greek god

Hermes: Sometimes I want to ask you a question I’d ask a magic 8 ball but I fear the response I’d receive

Apollo: I know you didnt ask, but september 18th, 2024

#Greek Mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek gods #greek mythology memes #greek myth #apollo #hermes

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Interviewer: What do you do for a living?

Hades: I try my best

#greek gods #Greek Mythology #greek mythology memes #incorrect greek gods #hades #persephone #myths #mythology

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Persephone: We call this a traumatic moment

Persephone, looking at Hermes: Not a “bro moment”

Persephone, looking at Ares: Not a “major L”

Persephone, looking at Dionysus: Not an “oof lmao”

#greek gods #greek mythology #ares #hermes #Dionysus #persephone #incorrect greek gods #greek mythology memes #greek myths #greek god #myth #myths

Ares: I’d fuck tigress from kung fu panda

Hermes: But would she fuck you? Humble yourself

#greek gods #Greek Mythology #greek mythology memes #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek myths #incorrect greek quotes #hermes #ares #greek god #greek myth

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