There are Things Here

A catalogued account of fucked up shit

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Do you have anything to charge the radio?

I dont think I have any cords that would work for it. I think I'll bring it to a shop and sell it. It makes me uneasy having it in my home.

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Salem here. Its been a while since something post-worthy has happened until now so time for an update.

I was in my yard today with my dog and I found an old Motorola hand radio about three feet away from my bedroom window. Might add pictures of it later. I haven’t heard anything out there at night but it wasn’t there when I opened my window yesterday to cool my room off but it was there this morning so it HAD to have shown up in the night. Not sure how I feel about that but the battery is dead.

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So the other night i was over at anris house and things havent been. Right?? The night feela more oppressive and hostile as of late due to some recent events involving a forest nearby. But i was outside walking to the room and i saw something on top of the shed. It was like. A raccoon that was Big and looked like ot had mange but its fur was like,, patchy and spiky and its eyes were big. I made eye contact w it and my ears started ringing and my vision got fuzzy and i threw up and then when i looked up it was gone

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Salem here. Anri, an unnamed friend, and I were out in the room hanging out and we kept hearing this awful noise on and off for a couple hours and finally were able to get it on camera. I think it's a couple raccoons but it just sounds wrong.

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First new happening, a creepy person outside of Anri’s house the other night. Message log detailing the info below:

My sister went to put out the trash and stopped at the doorway and asked me to watch out for her. I was confused, but I went over and asked what was up. She said she saw something duck down when she opened the door. She throws out the trash and comes back to discuss it with me further and, as I am mid-sentence, we hear a very loud series of thumps from over by the trashcan. I saw a flash of movement, shouted "FUCK" at maximum volume, and slammed the door as my sister ducked pass me. Not long after she heard the same series of thumps from by our bedroom window.

The second thing happened about half an hour ago Anri and I are at my house playing video games with another friend when we hear this scream. It sounded super close like, maybe a couple houses over. It didn’t sound human or animal it was just. upsetting. It sounded awful and it was just this shriek of mixed anger and pain it was, genuinely terrifying. I haven’t heard a scream like that since I moved.

Anyway, Salem signing off.

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 Alright, new nonsense. So Anri has been at my place for a couple of days, playing video games and hanging out, y’know, normal shit. So it’s about 10 pm and we’re in the kitchen looking for food because we’re hungry but my house never has food ever so we’re discussing whether we should try and cook or if we should order food. 

Then, all of a sudden we both stop because we heard a strange sound outside my kitchen window. Reminder, it is pitch black outside and the blinds are almost completely shut as its 10 pm and its 34 F, nothing in its right mind would be out and about, especially not outside my window. After a second of listening, we ended up looking at each other in mild shock because this noise sounded like yelping and whining of a puppy in either distress or pain.

 My first instinct was to go check, its a puppy man I don't want it to suffer it's cold and dark, but then I realized that this sound, wasn’t coming from the ground outside, this noise was at eye level with my window. I turned my flashlight on and went to check but then thought better and sat back on the counter and just kind of stared at Anri. We agreed that there wasn’t that feeling of immediate unease like the Forest Gods mimicry, our first instinct was to protect what made the noise. It was only once I spoke that Anri realized that it wasn’t what we thought it was initially.

Not too long after we ended up hearing it again on the other side of my yard closer to my back porch and bedroom, and heavier, uneven steps in the yard and leaves crunching. No more noises after that. 

We decided to order in.

Salem

Edit: 30 minutes later at 11 pm I went outside to get our food. Something was outside near the edge of my house, peeking around at me. Its eyes didn't reflect light, they glow a sickly yellow. It was around three and a half feet off the ground, it just turned and walked away, returning behind the house after making eye contact without a sound.

Salem

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Unsure if it's really something post worthy or not, but I'm gonna write about it anyway.

At about 7pm, something started to turn the front doorknob. This is terrifying for a number of reasons, obviously, but the foremost reasons for the initial fear are: my dogs did not bark before the knob audibly rattled, my sister and my grandmother were also in the room and heard it, and the door was *unlocked*.

My sister went and locked the door and called out to see if someone was there three separate times. No response; the dogs stopped barking. Nothing set off the motion light at the front door, and when we looked through the window there was nothing there.

We've bolt locked everything now, and I have the curtains pulled back with all the lights out front on so I can see if anything comes past.

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Maybe half an hour or so ago Salem and I heard a gunshot; no sirens followed it, which I found odd, but given where we live Salem shrugged it off.

Less than 10 minutes ago I was tapping my laptop repetitively out of boredom. I paused to ask Salem what I should put on and then we heard two very clear, loud, distinct knocks coming from somewhere. I don't know where they heard it from, but to me it almost sounded like it was from within the house.

We've moved rooms and now all present have knives readily accessible. We just have to wait it out now, I guess.

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I don’t feel like retyping shit so here’s some discord logs from shit that happened yesterday (followed by what happened to my friend, which they will type themself)

I obviously redacted my name and the name of who I was speaking to for both our sakes; the other redacted information is simply the names of my cats, one of which has a pretty general name and the other a more distinct name; since I value the privacy of this blog a fair bit, I opted not to leave the names in case someone tried to track me down through them. Hope that’s a suitable explanation, if not painfully obvious.

now here’s their stuff - anri (new alias because i’m adding them after this post is made)

SO in relation to what Anri said, one night at around like 2-4 am or so I heard my cat freaking out and I went to check because I do not tolerate things fucking with my cat. So i opened the front door, hunting knife in hand because there’s coyotes and shit and i’m not fucking with one unarmed, and my tough as nails previously feral alley cat is puffed up and hissing, eyes wide as saucers and claws all the way out, staring at the roof above me. Once he notices the door is open, he made a run for it and darted between my legs and inside, and i go to check what the fuck was on the roof. When i got out of my porch and turned I heard this awful mix of cartoon-like cat spitting and realistic cat spitting and hissing and a really low pitched growl. Terrifying shit but again, it fucked with my cat and i do not let that shit stand. I regret not just following my cat. I made direct eye contact with the entity we have affectionately named The Forest God. While making this, terrible fucking noise, sounding like it was just an audio clip put on repeat we stared each other down for a good minute or so before it scrambled back up and over my roof into my backyard, completely silent as it moved. This isn’t my first nor what i predict to be my last encounter with it, I don’t know why it decided to follow me of all people but, so far no ones been hurt so i guess i don’t have a problem with it.  -Salem

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I can hear things moving around outside. An hour ago something jumped from the roof. A few minutes ago something messed with the metal outside. And I swear to god I heard someone speak and it definitely wasn't my mother out there

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Minding my own business tryinf to decide food to make at 3 am and then i hear fuckin growlinf and a SINGLE knock on the wall behind me so guess ill just eat pizza rolls and die

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Didn't think I'd have anything to ipdate with anytime soon but apparently my sister has been hearing tapping on our window when she's alone. Like, always 3 or 4 taps exactly, and it'll respond to taunts from her.

She says it might be because our grandfather threw away a charm she was supposed to keep (from a ritual thing, didn't ask) but there's no way to be sure.

Either way, so long as I'm in here it won't happen. Guess it doesn't want to be around me?

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So uh. Tent update. My mom called the cops. She went back there and like ripped it open and someone has very obviously been there for a while.

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Tent we saw when we went back there today. Would've gotten closer but there was a bike by it, so someone was probably inside

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We were sitting in the computer room havin a grand ol time and suddenly! Weird fuckin noises from the side of the house! That kept getting louder! It was the sound of metal and I am terrified 👍👍👍

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Hey this is my friend's sketch of the forest god btw?

If anyone needed a visual description instead of my shitty one.

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So all of these posts have been serious already but this one is extra serious because what the actual fuck

At 6:04 I missed a phone call from my sister, called back two minutes later (my phone was muted and I only realized I missed the call because I realized my phone's charging light wasn't active). Apparently several figures were out in the woods watching her, and she noticed because she saw a flash. My friend and I went out and looked.

Now, before I continue with what happened in regards to the figures, let's discuss something else that happened. I went to go get my friend some shoes so he could properly walk around, and when I came back he said he'd seen the Forest God (he did not take a picture because he did not have his phone.) I ran out to see it, but it vanished. Later, when we were leaving the woods, we both saw it. He pointed it out to me, and though my vision was really blurry it was obviously something. I didn't think to take a picture (and I know that's so fucking stupid and cliché ESPECIALLY since I know for a fact anyone reading this thinks it's just some dumb fake blog) but when the thought did occur to me, literally not even 20 seconds after turning to walk away, it was already gone. Sure, it could have just moved, but these forests have REALLY thick piles of leaves. It's literally impossible to move silently, and if anyone wants, I'll take pics and make a video moving around to prove it (tomorrow, when there's sunlight.) We also went walking to see if anyone was trying to make a get away or something and we heard it mimicking a bunch of kids that had walked by previously. But, back to the figures.

Like I said, we walked out into the forest a ways to look around (my cat followed us and seemed undisturbed) and nothing happened. The most that happened in terms of activity was I heard something move while I was alone back there (the friend had gone back to the yard to talk to my mom.) I don't know what it was, but honestly, I think it was either one of the cults or something not quite human. Unsure what exactly if not the cult.

After we left the woods we walked up and down the street and really, other than the mimicry and a small group of teenagers, only one other thing happened.

That one other thing was a drug deal. We witnessed a drug deal. That's so.. normal, in comparison. It's almost fucked up if you think about it? Like, all this shit going on, and in the same span of roughly 30 minutes someone else can be selling drugs in a public area and three students can be having a good grand time.

Oh, and one more thing. The friend saw whatever it was my sister saw, or he thinks he did. The light was reflective, not like a camera flash when he saw it. So it's either one of the figures or something else entirely. Will keep you posted as things progress.