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My hair dressing teacher: Listen to techno music to get into the rhythm of weaving.

Me:

Phil: Anyways-

Techno: Anyways isn't a word. It's 'anyway'.

Phil: ... Anyway. I want to talk about you inability to make new friends.

Someone: Man I wish I grabbed a popcicle too.

CC! Tommy: L

Fannon! Tommy: Don't take mine- I'll go grab you one.

Origins! Tommy: CROWFATHER-

DSMP! Tommy: I'd offer you mine but I'm not going to.

Tubbo: Cereal and tea are soup, which is a salad.

Tommy: Cake is toast.

Ranboo: taco bowls and pie are quiche.

Wilbur: we are calzones.

Techno: I hate this fucking family.

Tommy: Excuse you?!

Ranboo: Excused.

Tubbo: *something funny*

Tommy: I know we joke about Phil being our dad but we need him to realise it.

Wilbur: what

Tommy: I have a 6 step plan to dad-ify him to us specifically. First step is to wake up early so we can all shave together.

Wilbur: that's not-

Tommy: And then we ask him to cut our hair. Google says it's a dad activity along with the classic game of catch which he needs to teach us.

I was holding bread and a phone in the same hand and long story short my bread is fully charged

Tommy: Sorry I can’t make it to this weeks D&D session...

Ranboo: Oh that’s alright. Healers aren't important anyways.

Tommy: I'm glad to hear you're not too worried about heals in the game... Cuz your character won't be getting any. And if you say I never healed you anyway I will throw a tantrum.

Ranboo: I would never say that! You definitely healed me. You were just terrible at it. And I probably won't notice when you stop healing me. Because you were terrible. At the healing.

Wilbur: That's it! Tubbo is grounded for a week because of your guys' attitude. I'm going to tell him it's your fault

Tommy: Make it two weeks!

Ranboo: That'll show us!

Im glad that im faking my confidence enough that i wont get kidnapped

Wtf is up with old people eating pizza with a fork and knife?

Like I understand its how they grew up but ma'am this is the Good China and we're only just celebrating my graduation please no

Villian: HOW DID YOU DEACTIVATE THE BOMBS?

Peter: Fuck you, that's how.

The word: BILLS

What I read: BILFS

My thought process: Does the B stand for brother then????

Peter was introduced to the star wars trilogy by his Uncle Ben. It was their tradition that every May 4the they would watch A New Hope. They next day they would watch An Empire Strikes Back and so on until they were done.

When Ben died, Peter spent these days in bed. That is until he had a kid of his own. Benjamin Anthony Parker loved the Star wars Movies too, and when he turned 5, Peter and Ben watched the Star Wars movies together again.

"No!" Peter sobs, struggling to grt out of Tony's arms. His hands slip around in his arms, slick with blood.

"Please." His voice is hoarse, already breaking apart. "You can't do this. You don't even knoe the first thing about him! "

"Oh please. What's not to know."

"He mixes black and purple nail polish because he wants to look edgy, but when he's feeling anxious he looks for the puple in his nails. He always sneezes three times in a row unless he just ate mint and then he only sbeezes twice, but he always sneezes after eating mint. He hates asmr videos but always shivers when there's a felt marker on wood."

There's a gasping sound and Peter breaks off, clearly ready to say more.

"Please."

"That's not how you win in life."

"I'm not looking to win."

Broke: Team Edward! Team Jacob!

Woke: Team Cap! Team Iron!

Bespoke: Team "listen both were hilariously and completely in the wrong and they should have teamed together to amend the document/take a break and deal with things one at a time/communicated/gone to therapy at any point

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