Latchkei

[drchucktingle]

LUCKY DAY IS OUT NOW IN PAPERBACK. get it wherever books are sold and find love in the chaos

[hollanovarchive]

okay i've read so many fics where either shane OR ilya's messages get leaked somehow and thats how we start the whole being outed/coming out thing HOWEVER i am wondering if you or anyone else has seen something where BOTH get their messages leaked (maybe as a part of a whole load of celebrity/athlete leaks) and people start realising shane's messages to lily and ilya's messages to jane have a lot in common 👀

I dont think there are any fics specific to what you are looking for, but I went ahead and did a list on leaked messages, whether it's both of them or just one of them!

Leaked Messages

🏒 #shanehollanderisoverparty | 1.0k

some of the leaked text messages that almost cost Shane's career and the internet reaction

🏒 Living nightmare | 1.5k

When Shane and ilya’s private text messages and photos get leaked for the whole world to see.how will they handle it?

🏒 What am i supposed to do? | 1.5k

Shane's entire icloud storage gets leaked and all of his photos and text messages are out for everyone to see

🏒 Leaked | 1.5k

What if their phones got stolen during the Boston-Montreal game in 2013 and the messages leaked?

🏒 perfect plan | 2.1k

🔒 Ilya's camera roll gets hacked.

🏒 Hacked | 2.1k

Heated Rivalry AU where the relationship reveal happens because David Hollander's phone gets hacked and approximately 5,000 pictures and videos of Shane and Ilya being cute (both together and individually) get dumped onto the internet.

🏒 The Call Is Coming from Inside the House | 2.6k

The messages were never meant to leave the chat. When they do, they expose the racism and homophobia festering inside the Montreal locker room, directed at their own captain. In the wake of leaked texts and public speculation, Shane Hollander chooses to go on record. Not to defend his relationship. Not to protect his reputation. But to set the timeline straight

🏒 if i fell, would you catch me? | 3.2k

Ilya's phone is hacked. Pictures of him and Shane and their life are leaked. Ilya can't believe he's hurt the man he loves, and Shane hates to see the man he loves hurting.

🏒 now we're in a freak storm every other weekend | 3.2k

 Some of Ilya's camera roll gets leaked in an iCloud hack. The internet reacts.

🏒 You’re an Angel, I’m a Dog | 3.3k

In which Ilya’s phone gets hacked and his photo album detailing his and shane’s relationship is leaked to the world. Shane doesn’t understand at first why he would have kept all the photos—the evidence, but he learns to understand.

🏒 Lessons in Two-Factor Authentication | 3.5k

Ilya Rozanov's gmail gets hacked in February 2021. To everyone's surprise, they find zero sex tapes, one Shane Hollander-shaped grocery list, and one list of travel notes.

🏒 What am i supposed to do? | 4.2k

Shane's entire icloud storage gets leaked and all of his photos and text messages are out for everyone to see

🏒 Let The Record Show | 6.2k

As friends and family close ranks around Shane and Ilya, the rest of the world starts catching up. The interview spreads, the leaked messages refuse to die quietly, and Montreal finds itself losing control of the story one reaction at a time

🏒 #FREELILY (shane hollander vs hockeytwitter) | 6.5k

bro if I had a nickel every time shane hollander was cancelled online because his weird ass texts with lily were leaked i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

🏒 I'll be Jane | 7.1k

After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

🏒 The leaked Rozanov chat | 7.8k

Ilya kept the messages, he archived them and saved them to his drive - the old ones. And then he gets hacked and his messages with Jane - from the very beginning until that summer at the cottage - are suddenly out there for everyone to see.

🏒 Shane Hollander is a (checks leaked texts) freak | 8.1k

Shane Hollander's sexts and sappy texts with Lily get leaked, twitter reacts

🏒 Nothing there...right?! | 8.1k

After a major hack exposing athletes for many (stupid/dumb/terrible) things, Ilya Rozanov's messages are laid bare for the world to see. Luckily for him and Shane, Shane is very paranoid (though can you still call it paranoia when the doomscenario you were preparing for actually happens), and Ilya has (very dutifully) deleted every text between them. So there shouldn't be anything to expose...right?!

🏒 Leaked messages are getting us in trouble | 8.1k

Shane and Ilya's text get leaked, luckily they deleted anything incriminating and now they're outed as friends.

🏒 inching across the great divide | 9.8k

Someone has hacked Ilya's iCloud account. Ten years of text messages have been published for the whole world to see.

🏒 #janegate | 10.5k

the internet reacts to leaked messages between Ilya Rozanov and the mysterious Jane

🏒 wishing you the best (in the worst way) | 12.1k

In which the Voyageurs’ secret homophobic group chat leaks, Shane decides it might be time to tell the world how long he’s been seeing Ilya, and said world loses their shit.

🏒 and i spit out the seeds | 24.2k

A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.

🏒 when the world sees (we run toward each other) | 26.8k

One security camera. One leaked video. One choice that changes everything.

🏒 something you can fix | 26.8k

Shane’s conversation with Rose is secretly recorded. Months later, after the All-Star game and Ilya’s confession in Russian, the video gets leaked online. Shane is outed to the world while Ilya is in Russia, and must now finish the 2016-2017 season with the entire world in on his secret.

🏒 When It All Melts Down | 143k

Shane was finally starting to get through all the trauma of the last few years when he's hit with something new: Rose's phone is hacked and intimate details of his sex life--and his autism diagnosis--are revealed. Somehow it's worse than the last leak when he was outed, and he ends up in the ER. Things get worse from there. A lot worse.

🏒 Haydenov Phone Swap Series

Hayden and Ilya accidentally swap phones with each other

🏒 Snapping Birch | WIP

uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do

🏒 # DontYouDareFuckingFreeMe | WIP

My take on the 'their text leak and now everybody thinks that Shane is an abusive bastard' premise. Featuring Ilya giving a presser, Marly realizing in real time who 'Jane' is and the internet reacting to the craziness.

If you have any suggestions, feel free to add (:

Make sure to check out other fic rec request here -> Requested Lists

[drchucktingle]

tough but fair

[hollanovarchive]

Married Hollanov Part 2

🏒 One touch is not enough | 1.1k

Shane gets drunk and can't keep his hands to himself.

🏒 Ilya Rozanov Started A TikTok Live: come watch me ragebait my husband !! | 1.3k

AKA Ilya "Professional Ragebaiter" Rozanov has some fun fucking with his husband while the internet watches

🏒 miced up | 1.5k

🔒 they expect ilya to shit talk with his teammates and instead they get him being domestic with his husband

🏒 Boy, Look At You Looking At Me | 1.9k

Shane smokes weed for the first time and has no issues with loving up on his husband in front of their friends

🏒 human nature (why, why?) | 2.3k

ilya rozanov is shane hollander's best friend, to hayden pike's shock and horror

🏒 Let me hear your body talk | 2.8k

Shane does a workout interview with Men's Health Magazine. When the video drops while he's out with Hayden, Ilya's at home watching it and having strong Feelings about it.

🏒 Coattails | 3.0k

Shane: And you’re going to get ready with us for the Met Gala.

🏒 The Photo | 3.0k

Sprawled out on a beach chair, damp and sun-kissed, Shane Hollander is oblivious to how fuckable he is. So really, posting that photo was just… sharing the truth. A public service.

🏒 Downy | 3.1k

🔒  Ilya Rozanov has a laundry kink and he's not proud of it.

🏒 Make Me Remember | 3.1k

Ilya Rozanov refers to his husband as his boyfriend and his husband makes him remember.

🏒 The First Pancake is Always Lumpy | 3.4k

Last night, Ilya dreamed Shane served him divorce papers. They were making dinner when suddenly Shane pulled them out of the microwave and thrust them into Ilya’s hand. This isn’t working, he said. I’m divorcing you. No negotiations. And look: of course Ilya understands that it was just a dream. The official divorce petition was a stack of sticky notes. Shane had faintly green skin and, Ilya is pretty sure, a third eye next to his left nipple. It obviously wasn’t real.

🏒 What you Wanted | 3.7k

Shane thinks Ilya is cheating turns out it was a big misunderstanding.

🏒 Hockey Husbands Play Truth Or Dare | 3.7k

A popular YouTube channel, known for ‘Truth or Drink’ videos, manages to book the famous hockey couple Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, years after they get married

🏒 Madwoman | 3.9k

Ilya watches his husband in Laufey’s “Madwoman” music video. It goes about as chaotic as expected

🏒 would you still love me | 4.1k

Fingers brush against his cheek, and Shane leans into the touch, lost in the feeling of being loved and wanted so wholly. And then, “Would you still love me if I was a worm?” 

🏒 save a horse, ride a centaur | 4.4k

For their first Halloween together as a married couple, Ilya convinces Shane to dress up in a couple's costume.

🏒 Love Was A Myth (Now It’s My Morning Coffee) | 4.4k

Ilya is going to die. His heart is actually going to give out on him because of this sweet, perfect man who he loves more than he knows what to do with. Who he loves more than anything in this entire world

🏒 arrullo de estrellas (lullaby of stars) | 4.6k

Ilya post a picture on Instagram of Shane sleeping on top of him and became trending topic on twitter

🏒 just call me boring barbie | 4.7k

years after him and Ilya got together, Shane starts to resent the 'boring' banter.

🏒 Everything to me | 5k

Married Hollanov are asked by Yuna when they're going to have children. Shane's not sure that he wants kids, but he and Ilya haven't talked about that yet.

🏒 and should i wedded be | 5.1k

the Vogue Wedding Article

🏒 hope it hurts like you hurt me | 5.5k

Shane reunites with his former teammates at J.J.'s bachelor party. He's finally ready to say (and maybe punch) his piece

🏒 meet the husband | 5.6k

After his relationship with NHL star Ilya Rozanov goes public, Shane Hollander wants to invite his friends over for dinner

🏒 36 Questions That Lead to Love | 5.7k

Harris: It’s called 36 Questions That Lead to Love. They’re questions that a psychologist developed back in the nineties that are supposed to help couples move past the awkward stage and get more personal. It’ll be fun!

🏒 Leave a divot for your eye | 5.9k

Ilya Rozanov regularly gets called out on fighting his husband’s battles. He thinks people should be glad it’s him they’re facing.

🏒 Breakfast All Over Your Tiffany’s (Munch, Munch, Munch) | 6.4k

Shane and Ilya have a sponsor campaign/ photoshoot together and get really horny about it. Especially over the chokers that wardrobe keeps putting on them

🏒 Should We? We Should. | 6.5k

Happily married and sickeningly sweet with each other, Shane and Ilya attend Hayden’s birthday party expecting nothing more than a casual night out. As the evening unfolds, the atmosphere shifts, and the night ultimately turns into a very dangerous game of cat and mouse.

🏒 my only shining star | 7.0k

their first morning as husbands spent dancing to an old Japanese song and saying vows in Russian

🏒 The Adoring Husband’s Handbook | 7.5k

5 times Ilya Rozanov spoiled Shane Hollander with the Princess Treatment™ he so rightly deserves. As if Ilya could treat his boy any other way

🏒 You’re Mine | 7.8k

When the Peloton ad that Shane does drops online, Ilya has a lot of feelings about it— and maybe too many words for the fans online

🏒 The Smallest Part | 9.5k

Ilya loses his wedding ring and doesn't tell Shane. Instead, he tries to handle it himself. This leads to a week of distance, panic, and the fear that he is about to lose much more

🏒 Vogue’s 73 Questions with the Hottest Couple in Hockey | 10.3k

Shane and Ilya do the 73 Question Interview with Vogue. Ilya is his usual self. Shane contemplates filing for divorce

🏒 Dinner Tonight? | 15.1k

There was nothing standard about Shane and Ilya's relationship, so it really shouldn't have been so surprising that they had their first date over a decade after meeting each other.

🏒 Crystal Blue (Body and Soul) | 20.4k

Shane and Ilya go on family vacation with Yuna and David to Florida!

🏒 Co-Dependent Husbands Series

Fic Rec Masterpost | Married Hollanov Part 1

[donuts-multifandom-hellhole]

Something that I get chills about is the fact that the oldest story told made by the oldest civilization opens with "In those days, in those distant days, in those ancient nights."

This confirms that there is a civilization older than the Sumerians that we have yet to find

Some people get existential dread from this

Me? I think it's fucking awesome it shows just how much of this world we have yet to discover and that is just fascinating

[sleepymccoy]

@makaeru peer review cos this made me check when the Sumerians happened and I forget how recent history is for every other continent. 7000 - 8000 years ago just isn't that long when you're in Australia, and the amount of detailed history we have access to here is wonderful and should be recognised more internationally

Source (non Aboriginal)

And a quote I picked out from a longer interview with an Aboriginal local elder about the area where he touched on the history

Source (the rest of the interview is really interesting and all transcribed, have a look if you're curious)

[chaotic-archaeologist]

This is part of my Ancient Civilizations class that I teach, which does a whole week about Australia and the Torres Strait Islands because I was sick of never seeing them represented in USAmerican history contexts. With the help of @micewithknives and @acearchaeologist I've learned so many incredible things about Australia's past and it's been incredibly rewarding to share them with students.

[aggressivelybicaptainamerica]

My favorite fact about Aboriginal oral history is the fact that we pretty recently discovered that the Aboriginal myth of the 7 Sisters, an origin story for the Pleiades star cluster, accurately reflects a point TEN THOUSAND YEARS AGO when two stars in the constellation got close enough together to no longer be distinguishable by the naked eye.

The story? 6 sisters running from something that took their 7th sister.

[jinkohhh]

as a gilgar gunditj woman, i was not expecting to see my culture on my dash.

thank you for spreading our words and treating our culture with respect.

[dailycatsblog]

[guzhufuren]

Dope Things To Watch This Pride Month (1/∞)

Sense8 scifi; psychic connection; polyamory; w/w; m/m; trans woman character

Eight strangers around the globe find themselves mentally connected to one another due to an unknown evolutionary leap.

[artsyleninade]

If we have to live thru the crazy 20s 2.0 can as well bring back the vibes

[allpiesforourown]

If Binggeyuan were friends with benefits bingge would internally go "no one can find out, I can't have people thinking I'm gay or something" and shen yuan would be picking his pants off the floor as he says "let's not tell anyone about this since we're not actually gay" and Bingge would immediately be so offended?? Hello?? Does shen yuan not want to brag about bagging LUO BINGHE? Why is sy hiding him like he's some dirty little secret he's ashamed of?? Then he'd tell everyone just because shen yuan asked him not to

[lady-potato-ninja]

My first illustration for my typesetting of the amazing fic I wish you were my husband 🤭

I went out of my comfort zone with this one but I'm glad I persevered and got it done !

[latchkei]

This fic is so amazing!!! The art is so prefect!👌If you haven't read it yet, do yourself a favour and go read it! This is the fic that got me into the SVSSS fandom, it will forever hold my love ❤️

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e01

[le-sad-demiurge]

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Happy Pride Month

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

[gay-mormon-wizard]

maybe orpheus always looks back because his very effort to reverse death means that he can't look forward. if he could look forward, he could accept eurydice's death, grieve, and keep moving in life. his refusal to accept her death is looking back. his going down to the underworld, asking hades and persephone for her life, trying to lead her out... it's all 'looking back'. he does nothing for the entire story except look back. orpheus! looks! back! it's his entire thing! the story ends the same way it begins: orpheus looked back.

[genderqueerpositivity]

Minnesota’s Giant Rainbow and Leather Pride Flags

June 28, 1998. Both flags measured approximately 50 feet wide and 75 feet long.

[ryuutchi]

Friendly reminder that the leather flag predates almost every other flag. We owe this community to leather daddies and kinksters

[nightmarechamillian]

In the era of corporate sanitization never forget it was leather daddies and S&M folks who protected some of the earliest pride parades.

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[microsff]

Every morning, the queen asked her magic mirror to show her the most beautiful person in the world.

The mirror replied "To whom?"

"The miller who made the flour for my bread," the queen would say, or "Whoever spun the thread my shawl was made of".

The mirror would show her, and she'd be amazed.

[nullen-void]

The first time, she says "To me," and the mirror dutifully shows her her reflection. And she is pleased.

The second time, she says "To the King," and she is pleased to see herself once more.

The third time, she says "To the Royal Advisor," and is once more satisfied to see herself.

The fourth time, she says "To the scribe who takes the King's letters." She is shown the man's wife. And she seethes, but quiets herself, for it is only right that a man loves his wife.

The fifth time, she says "To the Court Wizard," and is shown the man's departed mother as he remembers her from his youth, radiant and smiling and warm and larger than life.

The tenth time, she says "To the Stable Master," and is shown the fastest horse in the stable, majestic and free as the wind even in captivity

"To the baker," she is shown the man's daughter, young and adorable and full of joy and laughter.

"To the artist who did my portrait," she is shown a painting of a woman done by the man's teacher, who he still looks up to now that he is well established himself.

"To the Royal Knight," she is surprised but not displeased to see the castle's entire guard force in the middle of doing drills.

The one hundredth time she asks the mirror, and it asks her "to whom?" she once again says, "To me." And she does the same the one hundred and second, and again and again and again.

It is a different person each time, and they are all beautiful.

[our-queer-experience]

actually while we’re talking about this- mocking a bi woman for having a boyfriend when she should have a girlfriend isnt cool or funny or progressive its really annoying actually

[obi-waankenobi]

I was literally just talking yesterday about feeling like a "bad queer" because to anyone who sees me, I'm a cishet mom with a cishet boyfriend. I'm actually nonbinary and bisexual, but because I'm not flamboyantly queer, I feel alienated in a lot of queer spaces.

Making fun of anyone for their relationship is shitty. And tbh I'd rather be in a room full of cishet allies than fellow queer folks mocking me for being with a man.

[not-poignant]

People who say being "straight passing" is a privilege miss all the ways that folks who fall into this category are very savagely and cruelly erased from queer spaces by queer people until finally they feel like they're not queer enough to belong when they literally belong as much as anyone else. Being repeatedly erased from your own community is not the privilege some folks think it is.