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Hello! I am Something, the owner, Hostess, and Manager of this Diner

Here at Something's Diner, we will do everything we can to give you the best dining experience possible. Our staff includes:

Something in the Dark!

Hello! I'm the cook

Something in the Water

Hey, I do the dishes

Something in the walls

I wash tables and put dishes away and stuff. I'm a busser

And we cannot forget the lovely, Hellmari

Hello! I'm the waitress!

We hope you enjoy your time here. Send in an ask with how many people, and if you want a booth or a table. I will seat you, and Hellmari will come. Send in another ask with your order and you're all set

(Don't forget to check out the other OFA blogs, @thebasilbuffet @omoris-bar @aubysfoodtruck @sunnys-sandwich-parlor @kel-restaurant @hero-cafe @maris-snack-shop @basils-plants-and-potions @unbread-bakery @mewos-macaron-mansion :))

#end TV commercial here

Hi! Uhm may I please get a glass of water and sprite, and a chicken sandwich please? Sorry

What are you sorry for?

#omori food administration

Hii just a table for one, could I get a booth?

Sure thing! Please follow me

[You are left with a MENU. The waitress appears]

Hello! My name is Hellmari. What can I get you today?

#omori food administration

omoris-bar

Heyo! Do you like my ask blogs? Perhaps you’d like one of the two non OFA ask blogs I just made: @ask-the-kid-icarus and @askmadouandpuyo

#mod post

whumpercars

stupid whump idea. twitch streamer!whumper.

“no no no chat I’m not- I’m not gonna do that! Okay fine, I’ll stab whumpee with the screwdriver, but after that I’m going right back to building the cage!”

“Ooh, someone redeemed a waterboarding session! Alright, I’ll do that after I figure out how to fix this shock collar.”

“What’s the sub goal? Uh, 50k subs and I’ll brand whumpee with ‘Subscribe to Whumper’”

Imagine an audio recording of whumpee crying being used as a twitch alert.

“Say it, whumpee.” “T-Thank you Whumpliker420 f-for the subs.”

#mod reblogs #isn’t this just what happened during the mafia arc? twice #man this rp is bizzare lol

suzuki-sibs-bar-and-grill

Omori was created because of Sunny’s guilt over 4 years ago.

That means he’s likley got the same “blame myself” thing he had. Except this time the victim won’t awaken. What happened to the body anyway?

He's probably got a lot of my worst traits turned up to 11...

As for the body...

It, uh... hasn't left the crime scene. Too heavy.

somethings-diner

[SOMETHING IN THE DARK grabs the body and drags it away]

Thanks for the body!

#omori food administration

Do Godot be available?

Wrong Blog again. And he's at Aubrey's Food Truck to get her for the trial. I await @aubysfoodtruck to answer that ask

#mod post

Okay so I know I'm apparently a defense attorney but like I need to hire one of y'all so I can sue the @suzuki-sibs-bar-and-grill

they refused to help me not get brutally mutilated on their property

https://www.tumblr.com/suzuki-sibs-bar-and-grill/739957812715814912/oooooo-mari-when-i-come-back-from-the-hospital-im?source=

Wrong blog

#mod post

Bahja Blast is the new mountain dew flavor, and friers are BUILT to be oven cooked!

I don't really drink Mountain Dew

HOW DOES THIS WORK IN THE OVEN!?

#omori food administration

First of all, Hellmari, you NEED to try a Bahja Blast-

Second, put the fryer into the oven!

What's that?

WHAT THE *!*# IS WRONG WITH YOU!? I AIN'T BREAKING MY BABY!

#omori food administration

Can you give me an eighth of Hellmari's favorite foods to go, but it's baked, has one of 5 seasonings on it (herchoice), comes green, and has been at least 50 feet into the air?

How am I supposed to bake fried appendix!? Fried is in the name!