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i am horrible at this “chaotic tumblr humor” type shit

every single fucking time i dry it always somehow manages to devolve into pure venty atmosphere with a draft in the room the size of a cannonball and also words stroking and derailing tot he point where even a doctor cannot understadn it

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gloobd’j’oob wonderful morning to my wonderful night audience from the other side of the world

have fun in fucking australie with the alligator clouds and the demon eggs

[somethingsomehow]

good wonderful morning to my audience of fucking zero

i have been in existence for only several hours and i feel like absolute shit

it is ten oclock in the night and i 

gooday

[somethingsomehow]

four word horror story

the walls

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I AM SCREAMING INTO THE VOID

NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO FUCKING SEE ME

NO BADY HAS EVERY BEEN ABLE TO FUCKING SEE ME

I WOULDN”T HAVE IT ANY OTHER FUCKING WAY HALLEHUKJUAL

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your brain is like cheese in a balloon

bounce it on the ground and the cheese will turn into mush and....

without contacting a doctor you will already turn into a whole noother person ! :)

[somethingsomehow]

these are my first five seconds on tumblr

an i can already assure you that i’m the worst one so far to ever grace the mouth of the login screen for this godforsaken platform

someone please help me i can’t figure out this fucking website