Sometimes i think

Only sometimes

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I do find it nice how the easiest way to shorten words is to just remove the vowels, the things that are in EVERY word. you would think removing the thing that glues words together would be needed for words to make sense, but you really just dont. You can do this to every word and keep it perfectly legible.

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I do fnd it nce hw te esist wy to shrtn wrds is to jst rmve the vwls, te thngs tht r in EVRY wrd. u wld thnk rmvng te thng tht gls wrds tgthr wld b ndd for wrds to mk sns, bt u rlly jst dnt. U cn do ths to evry wrd nd kp it prfctly lgible

[sometimes-i-do-think]

I do find it nice how the easiest way to shorten words is to just remove the vowels, the things that are in EVERY word. you would think removing the thing that glues words together would be needed for words to make sense, but you really just dont. You can do this to every word and keep it perfectly legible.

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Man i wish i could listen to music and watch youtube and play a video game at the same time. but noooo, i simply cannot. such is life.

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So turns out you CAN listen to music AND watch youtube at the same time lifechanging.

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Scientist: i do not know whether the catgirl in this box is alive or dead until i open it catgirl: Nya :3 Scientist: Shut Up

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thinking about it, the only month that i wouldn't wanna be named after is February Jan-January February-??? March(kinda mid-tier but whatever) April, May, June, July, August - Just names September, October, November, weird sounding, also workable maybe? Decemeber - Dess

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The problem with the "67" meme imo is that it isn't subtle enough. 69? pretty uncommon number, doesn't come up much. 420? way more uncommon, we don't really end up with 3 digit numbers as much as 2 digit numbers. 1337? like, when have you ever seen that number organically? 42? might come up a few times. but 67? TWO NUMBERS THAT ARE RIGHT NEXT TO EACHOTHER WHEN COUNTING??? come on man, thats doing too much. biblical level of number greed.

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"I work well under pressure" - someone who ONLY works when pressured.

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Man i wish i could listen to music and watch youtube and play a video game at the same time. but noooo, i simply cannot. such is life.

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Sorry for no thoughts recently, head empty big ol full of nothin

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Grapes are Purple purely because Apples are Green, but Apples are Green because Cherries are Red. Why did Cherries supercede Apple? is it because Apples *can* be Green, and Cherries only Red, or some other reason. unfortunate for Grapes. they got 3rd pick. many such cases.

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Reckless? no I assure you I was driving with intent.

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Sometimes i have a thought, but then i forget.

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When you add ice to water, you may be quick to think, "aha, when this ice melts, i'll get more water with my water" but alas...

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She je na on my sais till i quoi

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Jarvis, je ne my quoi