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they posted a full version lol itās mr Stacyās dad for me
More Dispatch anti-ICE art!!!
I recieved a lot of love on the last one, thank you guys so much!! These are really fun to make, I entered a flow state making this one while listening to Primer 55.
Here's a sketch based on a suggestion by videogamesarecool! I might actually finish it cause it turned out really good. :)
need tumblr to know that this year is the 1069th anniversary of the assassination of julius caesar, not last year. people joked about it last year but it's this year. tumblr please
watching joe hills newest hermitcraft video and this little message caught my eye
no idea what the conversation was and probably never will but im going to start using that
Ok after some wait I Finaly finished.. you wouldnāt guess who. Itās The ETHO!!!!
I feel bad putting this one off for so long because I had like, seriously, 2 things to add and he would have been done lol.
But anyways this will he the last of the Hermits I personally watch consistently!! Maybe Iāll make more hermits or other people, idk yet! I am working on a couple special ones soo stay tuned for that!!!
All the BBs together.. foaming at the mouth lol!
These look incredible! Good job :)
I just came up with the most INCREDIBLY DELIGHTFUL headcanon about Murderbot's security briefings. Consider the following:
1) You know those really charismatic professors you sometimes get in college? The ones who are so sassy and engaging that it would be more work to tune them out than it is to learn. (E.g. I had a Latin professor who had us translate verb phrases wherein we killed squirrels in increasingly gruesome ways. Apparently squirrels kept digging up the professor's garden. Boy did we learn Latin.)
2) Murderbot is very socially anxious, but it gets less so in security situations, and that makes it wittier. (E.g. "Why does it look like a person?" "I ask myself that sometimes.") It's also a lot less anxious in familiar situations, like briefings it has given repeatedly.
3) Murderbot is excruciatingly aware of how tough it is for humans to internalize vital security protocols. MB is its most delightfully sarcastic self when venting about bad human security decisions.
4) ART is a teaching vessel, and every so often a new bunch of teenagers are added to its crew. Each new group will require security briefings from ART's onboard security consultant.
Conclusion: Murderbot, to its own mounting horror, is going to become the cool professor of safety lectures.
MB: "You've landed the supply transport on-planet, but there's a delay with the other transport. You're alone with 72 hours before the rest of your survey group catches up. What do you do?" student 1: "I guess I start setting up the hab?" MB: "How do you retrieve the hab components from the cargo compartment?" student 1: "I unlock the transport, make sure I have my com interface, and then I go back to open the hatch from the outside." MB: "You have left the transport without double-checking planetary air quality. Geological activity has vented poison gas since the prior readings were taken. You suffocate and die. Who wants to go next?" student 2: "Me! Okay, I double check the environment: Air quality, temp, radiation, and⦠oh! Ground stability! I put on an envirosuit anyway, because the readings could be wrong. I also check for indications of hostile fauna. Then I start setting up the hab." MB: "Do you finish setting it up?" student 2: "Um⦠yes?" MB: "The process takes you several hours, and you didn't stop to update your scan for hostile fauna. You get eaten and die." student 3: "I stay in the transport!" MB: "You stay in the transport for the full 72 hours?" student 3: "Yes." MB: "How do you stay entertained?" student 3: "I dunno. I just wait." MB: "Did you bring any media?" student 3: "Umā¦" MB: "You failed to prepare media in case of a solitary confinement scenario. You're human, so going 48 hours without entertainment or interaction causes brain damage. (That's not a joke. Look it up, kids.) Now your impulse control is impaired." MB: "ā¦MORE impaired. And backup is still 24 hours out. Desperate for novelty, you leave the transport, get eaten, and die." student 4: "I pass the time by writing fanfiction." MB: "You live."
Eventually Murderbot has to add a section to its standard introductory briefing entitled, "Introverts With Guns In Their Arms: Why you should never initiate social interactions with SecUnit 1.0 unless you are reporting a security threat."
(Please feel free to expand on this anywhere & any way, including stealing all or part of the dialogue above for a larger fic. Only condition is you have to give me a link so I can read it.)
Adding onto this: If there were some sort of projects or essays it the class or something, it wouldn't care about form and formality.
You could send in something like:
How to not die on a planet until your friends come get u in 48 hours
By Jessica
Ok so something happened and u are left alone in a little hopper in the middle of nowhere (dessert in this example). The fuck do u do now?
1. Check your shit
-Is something happening rn that is threatening your life? No? Good
- check your hopper, is everything working? Yes? Good
- check environment, both readings and visual (from the hopper!, do not leave the hopper!)
- check the stuff that's available to you. Water, food, med kid.....
And get a better grade than someone who sent in a nice well structured essay, but forgot to check the environment readings.
This is so perfect and beautiful! Not only is this an entirely correct expansion on my head cannon, but it is a criticism of academia that lines up perfectly with... Honestly more than one angry rant post that I have relegated to my drafts for being too angry.
(Pretty writing does not equal knowing stuff! You can be perfect at knowing stuff with no capacity to write it down (which has happened to me). And long before moderm LLMs, you could write A+ essays without knowing anything about the subject (which also happened to me, in classes that were not about writing). I was so mad in college 10+ years ago when I kept having to choose between having time to study the material and having time to write papers on it. ...Excuse me, I have to go implode into a storm of knawing academic rage š ... šŖļøš”š¢š„šŖļø)
Another cool thing: the Latin professor I was thinking of when I wrote this? He made an impression on me partly because his classes were flexible and disability-friendly in this same way! Half the time we were allowed to choose whether we wanted to take a test or do an essay. There were very few attendence rules, and homework was due regularly but rarely had late penalties, so we could basically choose whether to use the deadline structure.
Everyone said his classes were the hardest because you had to learn so much to pass, and I was very confused because they were the easiest for me by a landslide.
Oh hey I thought of some more class dialogue for this universe:
MB: "Your remaining crew mates made it back to the ship, but you're still hiding on station. Remember, in this scenario there is no security consultant, but you have access to SecSys and its risk assessment." Student 1: "What are my chances of being killed if I make a break for it?"
MB: "30%"
Student 1: "Are the hostiles likely to get me if I shelter in place?"
MB: "10% likely."
Student 1: "Okay, I stay put for now.
MB: "Your crew mates come back for you. Since the hostiles know the extraction team's starting location, their odds of death are each 80%. Everyone but you is killed. The hostiles never find you, but you die of thirst waiting for rescue."
Student 2: "But she listened to her SecSys!"
MB: "Did she? Did she listen, or did she request two data points and try to extrapolate the whole situation from there?"
MB: (to student 1) "You were right to err on the side of caution. 96.7% of the time, you'll want to move when you should stay put. But that knowledge is not a replacement for checking in properly with SecSys. What should you have asked it?"
Student 1: "The risk to the rest of the team?"
MB: "You're overcomplicating it. Try again."
Student 1: "....oh. Whether I should run or not."
MB: "Correct. It's normal for humans to lose perspective in an emergency. You can forget about your team, no matter how much you care about them. You can forget about every objective but living through the next five minutes. A lot of the time, you literally forget how to walk and talk."
MB: "That's why you ask SecSys for a recommendation. First, the fact that you're asking tells SecSys that you think you CAN run, which helps its overall calculations. But more important: SecSys will consider hundreds of questions that you are forgetting to ask, and tell you what to do about ALL of them."
Student 3: "Why does SecSys tell her to run, though? What are the factors that make this situation different from normal?"
MB: "SecSys weighs the chance of a zero-fatality extraction without combat-trained personnel, runs a 500-hour overall risk projection for her if she stays put, and concludes that telling her to run now is the safest option."
MB: "Of course if the mission HAD a security consultant, SecSys would tell you that sheltering in place is exactly the right thing to do."
Student 3: "Why is that such a big difference? I mean, I get that it matters in general, but... why for this?" MB: "A consultant might plan and conduct a successful extraction. For example, a SecUnit would scout the area with drones, create an unmanned diversion, give you the go signal, then meet you part-way to the ship to reduce mission time. A non-terrible human consultant might do something similar."
Student 2: "Shouldn't the crew in your scenario just do that, then?"
MB: "No, because they're not trained to survive it. They'll take wrong turns, or reveal their position by accident, or just freeze up. Increasing the number of untrained humans in a combat zone is a stupid waste of humans."
Student 2: "Maybe, but I think I'd go back for her anyway. I don't think I'd be able to leave someone stranded like that."
MB: "...Yeah. In my experience, nice humans can rarely be trained to leave people behind. Some of you will attempt an extraction when there's a 100% chance the principal is dead. I don't think humans understand how numbers work."
MB: "If you get stranded, then you should assume there will be a rescue mission, no matter HOW stupid that is. It's why in rare cases, SecSys will tell you to rescue yourself or die trying."
MB: "It's also why if you ARE going to die, it would be nice if you'd make really fucking sure that your health readings are transmitting to MedSys."
can't think about anything but murderbot rn. song by ben thornewill
Love that Murderbot sees itself as the absolute worst most dangerous thing in any room at any given time
Except āļøwhen a combat SecUnit or combat bot shows up
Then it's a very sudden turn to "I am a mid sized herding breed and that is a fucking wolf. All my sheep and myself are going to die"
the people asked for more
more Robert headcanons
Heās not the best hand-to-hand combatant on the Z-Team (thatās CoupĆ© and Punch Up) but he does fight the dirtiest and most creatively, using everything his environment has to offer to level the playing field since heās at a disadvantage when going against superhumans and tech wielding/infused villains
(We are not going to brush off him ripping out a red ring members head implant with his bare hands)
In desperate need of a hobby. He used to have them before he had to become mecha man and has since been too busy to enjoy them again
Insanely good at video games. It doesnāt matter if youāve been playing this game your whole life and just introduced him to it a few minutes ago, he will quickly become unbeatable at it
Called Chase dad once when he was younger and was not allowed to live it down
Spends most of his breaks minding his business or with Beef, but when he does spend them with someone else itās usually Royd as they have similar interests and both get the chance to nerd out with someone who actually understands what theyāre saying
A little Google history lesson šµ
It's 2004. Google has just announced an exciting new venture: Google Print. With the blessing of five major libraries, Google sets out to digitalize the world's print material. Its search function, which will allow people to read and review print books digitally, is set to revolutionize information forever.
There was only one, teeny tiny problem... they didn't ask permission.
None.
At all.
Authors were gobsmacked. Nothing like this had ever happened before. What right had Google to scan, copy, and save copyrighted books to its databases... and at this scale? Lawsuits mounted. Google backpedaled, then talked of settling. Eventually, Ursula Le Guin spilled the tea. It was a whole thing.
Back then, the point many authors (including Le Guin) were making wasn't directed against the digitization of print books as such (widening access to the world's knowledge? Who doesn't want that?)...
No, authors were concerned with how Google went about it, and the threat it posed for intellectual property. Google's actions tossed aside the custom, long enshrined in law, that writers and publishers should have control over how their material is used and distributedāa tradition that many believe... exists for good reason.
(We'll get to it.)
What Le Guin and others realized is that Google's message of "democratizing the internet" (a platitude often used by techno-libertarians and broligarchs who, it turns out, aren't so keen on the whole "democracy" thing...) masked a sinister intention: to wrangle the world's commons under its own private control.
From where we're standing now (š„²), the scandal and ensuing lawsuit have a little too much familiarity: Google learned what they could get away with and how.
Then they kept doing that.
Move fast; break copyright; settle later (if ever).
The point is: the Print drama wasn't your average copyright scandalāit was the world's first ever mass data-harvesting event.
The training of Google Gemini began 22 years ago, on the day Google started claiming the world's knowledge for itself.
To understand our present predicaments, we have to know our history. Google Print was virgin soil. What followedāthe scale of the data theft, the absolute skeeviness/grift of it allāfelt unprecedented at the time.
But apparently, you had to be a writer to see it. š¤·āāļø
This is how Murderbot was fighting in System Collapse
Pov: v!avid tries to impress his sire (iāll give you one guess whoās idea it was)
i have no idea what to even title this properly LMAO
āHmm. What is the life lesson Iām trying to teach with that? I guess, you know, if you wanna win a game, just cheat. Cheat in front of everybody. But make sure to do it in a fun way.ā
-Etho, S9EP2
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