The Life and Times of Meegan and Felicity

[best-of-memes]

[sometimeswedofunnythings]

I'm either eating or waiting to be hungry again

[memewhore]

[bunsen-deactivated20150516]

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

[followyourbliss973]

[amethystbruises-deactivated2019]

who wants to get drunk as fuck and make out with me on new years eve

[reinasof]

[rlmjob]

Not enough

[blomskvist]

[nemythecoolest]

[wooyess-deactivated20130920]

reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women

[gendrbot-remade-deactivated2014]

was that really necessary to add

really

[wooyess-deactivated20130920]

huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.

[fred-wilson]

[tastefullyoffensive]

The face of a broken man. [themagicpotato]

[thehumangenius]

[track-is-our-life]

me during the PSAT

writing: simultaneously at the same time ok psat writers go home you’re drunk

reading: yung sensai is life

math: why do I care how much candy the second graders sold

[dundermifflinscranton]

that is our building and we sell paper

[ihavetofart-deactivated20150908]

im crying bc nobody cared about Pam’s art exhibit but SWEETHEART MICHAEL DID

[dirtyberd]

So offended

[everythingshehad]

no one would ever wear lululemons with the rest of that stuff. that’s not how it works. they would wear PINK leggings lol get it right

[sometimeswedofunnythings]

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

[joshpeck]

talents: fucking up everything