Part Time Mermaid

Full time state of being annoyed

[somewhat-ladylike]

I don't dress to impress I dress to depress. I want to look so good that people hate themselves

[adaptedtoxo]

[girlsluvbeyonce]

[vicforprez]

[gradybrannan]

G-Eazy in SF 2015

[idressmyselff]

[triphit]

[ithotyouknew-deactivated2015051]

I put on my Tinder profile that I hate sports, I don’t drink beer and I’m 150% feminine all day all the time and so many guys are like…offended? One guy was like “what if the guy you like loves sports, you won’t even watch with him?” And I asked “will you wake up at 8am during fashion week to watch live streams of shows with me because that’s what I’m really interested in. And he said “I don’t really find that interesting.” And I’m like THEN WHY THE FUCK WOULD I CARE ABOUT SPORTS FOR YOU OMG. 

[cansandcunts]

[followyourbliss973]

[somewhat-ladylike]

I only except sexts in the form of a sonnet

[cameronbaum]

[brimalandro]

[flirtytwink]

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

[thelostie]

[somewhat-ladylike]

Same

[blazepress]

[evilsmurfnope-deactivated202001]

Who is she?

[squidsqueen]

I’m just saying, if seals are mermaid dogs then otters are definitely mermaid cats. 

[fieldbears]

!!!!