[ryebreadgf]

me when I’m so sweet and so beautiful and it’s sunday

[flirtytwink]

It’s so weird to look at old posts and see how I had a tag dedicated to an ex boyfriend and friends that I don’t talk to anymore. 16 year old me was so depressed but so full of love. I miss her but I’m also glad she doesn’t exist anymore

[flirtytwink]

I think yall should tell me why you and your ex broke up

[livelaughlovechai]

Euphoria had 3 things. Labrinth and his music which is gone, the aesthetic which was stolen and is also now gone, and Zendaya who wishes she was gone from this show. Now it’s just Sam Levinson and his fucking fetishes featuring MAGA Barbie. The Idol was a warning. Barbie leaving was a warning. Holy fuck is this bad

[livelaughlovechai]

AND WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER IS SAYING THE N WORD NOW TO 😭

[livelaughlovechai]

I saw someone say that the whole Cassie storyline is being “wrongly judged” because it’s supposed to show how willingly women degrade themselves on platforms like OF for money and is uncomfortable on purpose. Buddy there’s a fine line in between that and just fetish content and are we forgetting who the fucking director is

[livelaughlovechai]

Um what in the Riverdale FUCK was that episode

[zszsze]

can i come to your house and make you know some information

[segamascott]

post malone... jelly roll... benny blanco... jack harlow... allegedly four different people in straight people world..

[lemonpoppyseedmuffin]

My coffee maker is such a faggot. Every time I use it it whines and moans and groans and pisses all over the place

[slimegirls-slime]

i think they're called baristas

[dinuguan]

[alurdunfinn]

Aren’t you gay?

I like how this implies I did something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.

[knifepadme]

i didnt shovel enough driveways as a kid so i didnt build enough character and thats why im the way that i am 

[ferretrade]

i have never had to mow a lawn and you can tell

[lanadelrey]

Music To Watch Boys To

[philcollinsenjoyer]

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

[100493503004422]

linkedin is crazy bc how are you gonna admit to grand theft online using your govt name

[100493503004422]

people commenting that this is written by AI have never seen a linkedin post before. they all sound like this. and this is someone I vaguely know, not a throwaway or satirical account, and not a story hallucinated by AI. this is a real actual thing someone posted to linkedin with their whole chest

[crazysodomite]

[tetrafelino]

Gente eu tô me mijando de rir com esse vídeo

[fascinationstreetmp3]

[segamascott]

dead wife flashback whenever a random nicki minaj lyric pops into my head