Meaningless opinions from 2017 that will change in 2018
Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath from the album Black Sabbath
2. Favourite Guitar Model?
3. Favourite Musical Decade?
Jefferson Airplane since Beatles is a cliche answer
Black Sabbath, a cliche answer
Van Halen vs. Hall & Oates, a battle royale in my imagination
Fantastic Planet or Abbey Road
10. What was the greatest year for music?
11. Which side of the Atlantic (Britain or America)?
12. Rosewood or Maple Fretboards?
Rosewood with humbuckers. Maple with single coil
13. Greatest â1 albumâ bands?
14. Crosby, Stills or Nash?
15. Favourite Rolling Stone?
Most of those songs were collaborations. Thereâs a lesson there, kid.
16. Favourite Guitar Solo?
âDirty Blue Balloonsâ by Failure
17. Who have you seen live?
Less than I should have but more than some
18. Greatest modern blues/rock guitarist?
20. Favourite Bass Player?
Dennis Dunaway and Gene Simmons are both underrated. The Jacos, Jamersons, and Chris Squires of the world donât need any more praise.
21. Favourite Keys Player?
22. Favourite Male Singer?
23. Favourite Female Singer?
Carmen McRae for voice alone. Neko Case as a songwriter
24. If you could own one famous guitar?
How about you give me an unknown one that sounds better?
26. Favourite Singer Songwriter?
Elliott Smith or Hank Williams
27. Electric or Acoustic?
Until 2014, acoustic. After 2014, electric.
28. Dylan, Electric or Acoustic?
29. Band you wish would/could reform?
30. Top 3 dead musicians you wish youâd seen?
31. Most underrated guitarist?
32. What would your first piece of advise be to new guitarists?
The guitar is an extension of your penis/clit. Donât wank it, tickle it til it spews.
33. Big venues or small venues?
Medium sized venues. The space needs to be big enough for low frequencies but not so big that the venue exerts too much influence on the sound.
34. What posters are on your walls?
Vinyl for sound quality. Digital for everything else.
36. Most Overrated Guitarist?
37. Which song do you wish youâd written?
38. Which concerts do you wish youâd seen?
I wish I saw the Thrills when they toured the US but I was still in high school.
39. If you met your hero what would you say to them?
Thanks for doing good work but I have better things to do than jerk you off right now.
40. Flatpicking or Fingerstyle?
41. Open tunings, yay or nay?
42. Favourite classic blues song?
If rock & roll is dead, jazz and blues have long since turned to dust.
43. Pick a King, Freddie, BB or Albert?
Eric Clapton ripping them all off
44. Whoâs the most influential guitarist?
45. If you could play any song?
Dopesmoker. Itâs not too difficult, just a lot to learn.
46. Whoâs music has taught you the most?
Beethoven. Itâs âWhoseâ btw
47. Best cover of a song?
Too many to choose. Soft Cellâs âTainted Loveâ is a good choice.
48. If Clapton is God then whoâs Jesus?
God doesnât let his children fall out of windows.
49. Why did you start playing your instrument?
Leave the Eagles in the 70âČs where they belong.
51. Favourite Les Paul Player?
52. Favourite Stratocaster Player?
53. Hollow bodied guitars, yay or nay?
Not for me but if thatâs your bag, go for it.
54. What youtube comment really bugs you?
What the fuck kind of question is that?
55. Best person youâve seen live?
New York Philharmonic or the Melvins
56. Best musicianâs autobiography youâve read?
Songs are more informative.
57. Band youâd most like to see?
Right now, Monolord or Electric Wizard
58. Favourite Stonesâ Album?
59. Favourite Beatlesâ Album?
60. Favourite Eaglesâ Album?
Again, why are you referencing the Eagles along with the Stones and the Beatles? Have some respect.
61. Favourite Led Zeppelin Album?
62. Favourite Led Zeppelin Member?
John Paul Jones for being a great musician without being a terrible human being.
63. What band do you not listen to enough of?
64. What band is your guilty pleasure?
I donât feel guilty about any of my musical tastes but if I did Max Martin songs and a lot of 80âČs stuff.
65. What is your opinion of (insert bandartist)?
66. What is your opinion of (insert guitarist)?
69. Favourite ex-yardbird?
70. Favourite driving song?
71. Favourite Cream Song?
72. Jack White or Dan Auerbach?
They are to legitimacy what Stranger Things is to the 80âČs
73. White Stripes or Black Keys?
Neither but White Stripes I guess
74. What bugs you the most about your favourite artists?
In any time period, people who excel at selling themselves tend to do best. In the 1960âČs a lot of hypocrites did this with flower power. At least in the 80âČs they were transparent about their motivations.
76. Who would be in your ultimate band?
77. Who do you wish had collaborated on a whole album?
I want to hear Bitches Brew with Hendrix on it.
78. Favourite cheesy but brilliant song?
How Will I Evaaaaaaaaaaaaa Eva Surviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive?
Canât Take My Eyes off You
80. Greatest solo career?
81. Which musician have you learnt the most from?
82. Worst musicianâs autobiography youâve ever read?
83. Best greatest hits album?
84. What song is stuck in your head?
âTomâs Dinerâ has been stuck in my head since the 90âČs
85. What song makes you cry every time?
86. Telecaster or Stratocaster?
88. Favourite Telecaster Guitarist?
89. Favourite SG Guitarist?
90. Favourite Firebird Player?
I donât know who the fuck plays those.
91. Whatâs the most unusual guitar youâd buy?
One of the Electrical Guitar Company guitars made of metal. Ken Andrews and King Buzzo both have them and Iâm that level of basic bitch.
92. Whatâs your earliest classic rock or blues memory?
My parents saw the Beatles on the Ed Sullivan Show. I first saw them on the Muppet Show.
93. Best music documentary youâve seen?
94. Best live concert video youâve watched?
Not sure. The Sweeney Todd movie with George Hearn and Patti Lupone is up there.
95. What band t-shirts do you own?
I care less about that than the poor schlub who has to scroll past this cares about my opinion.
Sondheim vocal score to âInto the Woodsâ
97. Do your parents like this music?
98. Where would you most love to play a gig?
Somewhere âacoustically perfectâ
99. If you could attend one festival?
I hate crowds. You can play in my living room though.
100. Whatâs the thing you last learnt on guitar?
âAll I Want For Christmas Is Youâ. Speaking of, why wasnât âWhitney or Mariah?â one of these questions? (My answer is Whitney btw.)