our favorite idols are clearly living the good life, right ? they have it all -- the money, the fame, the stunning looks and the thousands of adoring fans. what more could anyone possibly want ? they seem to be so unattainably perfect, you can’t help but feel bad for yourself from time to time. well, thanks to my fantastic snooping skills, i’ve got some dirt that’ll boost your confidence but also possibly shatter the image of some of the idols you hold most dear. interested ?? proceed with caution below !
to begin, i was scrolling through fandom twitter, lamenting at how i will never have a figure like the one’s idols like mina seem to be able to maintain year in and year out. it got me thinking ... how exactly does someone achieve ( and maintain ) that level of perfection without ever slipping up ? is it even possible ? or are there shortcuts being taken that we, common folk, would never have the means to attain. after some very thorough snooping and possibly even some illegal hacking, i’ve been able to dig up that our dazzling princess seems to have made drastic changes rather quickly. sources were hesitant to confirm but one thing is for certain, mina has a knack for going from rather curvy to extremely slender very quickly. recently though, i know i’ve noticed a rather more womanly figure shall we say on her ... is the stress from touring causing her to fluctuate in her size or is she starting to slip up in whatever fad diet keeps her so thin ? make sure you leave me your thoughts !
following that, i came across another one of our favorite beauties, queen camille. rumor has it from a very reliable source in the company that as stunning as camille is, she’s just as cold to her fellow idols and even worse to trainees. it would make sense seeing as her relationships with the others on tour seems to be a bit ... distant to put it kindly. i’ve heard she gets her jillies off by ordering around those she deems as beneath her and stepping on their broken hearts with her gorgeous stiletto heels. to be quiet frank, i’d probably let her step all over me too.
now, last but certainly not least, our favorite little ray of sunshine, miss jaeun. i told you all that i knew she was wilder than she let on. i witnessed some straight up insane behavior at the kickoff party that just send my head reeling and also left me craving for more ! and wouldn’t you know it ? my tendency for chatting up my co-workers at the water cooler finally paid off as i got to hear a juicy lil tidbit from one of them just this morning. in the whee hours of the morning, none other than jaeun was seen sneaking out of her hotel room and jumping into a car with a gorgeous mystery woman. now, i am all for wild nights with your girl friends, but my sources say the two ladies seemed rather cozy with one another. is our jaeun not only sneaking out in the middle of the night but also having affairs with unknown women ? and what does this mean exactly for her ? what do you think ? is jaeun a secret raging lesbian ? frankly, i’m not going to rest until i find out for a friend of course !
BRIBES AND BEING LEFT BEHIND
– the families behind our idols!
we often pick an idol that we feel the closest too, and therefore we get very protective of them ! but what about the people behind our favourite idols ? how do they feel about their children’s chosen path ? are they proud, or are they disgusted that they chose to throw themselves into the spotlight ? if that’s something that interests you, i have a few stories down below bound to catch your attention.
through some serious digging and a lot of phone calls ( seriously, phone calls in 2018 ) i’ve managed to uncover two spicy stories that are bound to make your eyes widen and jaws drop. which idol got kicked out and who got their spot in sonicsound due to a hefty bribe ? why i’m glad you asked !
now, we’re all familiar with the extravagant and rather messy lives of the xiang’s, but there’s still a cloud of mystery surrounding the youngest daughter in the family. we all know the tragedy that unfolded both during and after her birth, and the rough times that followed dear lily. but what we haven’t been told is just how far daddy dearest was prepared to go to make sure that lily had a positive source to put all her energy into. now, lily tells us that she got street casted, but through some serious detective work i can now tell you that that’s not the case. lily might be striking, but would a a sonicsound employee really be able to pick out a stunning dancer and singer just through pure luck ? think again, my friends. no, lily’s father carefully constructed the whole event and probably put a lot of money into it, just to make sure that lily wasn’t falling into old, bad habits ( and if we take a look at her ‘cold medicine’ mishap he failed on that part ). what do you think ? did daddy xiang make the right decision ?
and now for a different kind of crazy. one of the cutest idols on this tour is definitely little sunni, with aegyo for days and a family of sonicsound idols taking care of him. which is fortunate seeing as his real family wants nothing to do with him. when i was trying to map out our idols’ pasts there was an incredible gap in sangwon’s that needed to be investigated further. turns out, his parents were not happy with his decision to ( secretly ) audition and then train to become an idol. when his parents found out there was a loud and terrible argument and they didn’t even give our poor sunni a chance to explain himself before he was kicked out. phew, talk about messy ! but in the end it was all the better for us, wasn’t it ? i know i couldn’t live without sunni’s pretty face on stage !
BIG KINKY SEX LOVE TRIANGLE WITHIN SONICSOUND’S WALLS !
do you ever feel like a plastic bag like the idols of sonicsound entertainment are way too close with one another ? well, you would be right. i knew things would get messy once they were all thrown together on tour, but i never would’ve imagined it to this extent. based on firsthand accounts and rumours that have been going around for years, i’ve now been able to establish the fact that the idols of sonicsound partake in deprived acts of sexual deviance when they’re not on stage. but who are in the center of it you ask ? well, my dear followers, keep reading and you’ll find out !
it took me until the kickoff party to finally put the pieces together. there had been rumours, sure, but nothing as substantial as this. before we get deep into this i just want to give out a warning: if you think your favourite idols are pure little angels, and would like to keep it that way, this is not the article for you. click exit right now and save yourself.
now, the first star in this masterpiece is, of course, our very own song yubin ! he’s always involved in things like this is he not ? now, yubin has always been someone who attracts rumours of romance, but it seems as our boy has finally grown up. the second is everyone’s favourite pretty boy choi jaebin ! now, here’s a surprise. everyone’s favourite song bird, involved in a scandal like this ? it’s happening people ! but who is pulling all the strings ? these boys need a firm hand, and it’s none other than KSYD’s naomi chung ! yes, girls, naomi is the one making sure that your biases are satisfied and ( probably already ) begging for more !
i first started suspect that something was going on when naomi and yubin were seen spending more and more time together outside of music shows. why would naomi spend time with a boy several years younger than her ? but then i saw yubin’s puppy eyes and need to please, and it all made sense. now, during the tours, yubin has been seen entering and leaving naomi’s hotel room at all hours of the day, looking both sated and relaxed when he leaves. what depraved acts happened behind those closed doors during the hours he was in there ? leave your opinions before you go !
but where does jaebin enter the picture ? i already told you that the kickoff party was where everything fell into place. naomi and jaebin were seen ( by yours truly ) sharing a few drinks, getting cosier and cosier after each one. to my utter delight the conversation took a quick turn and their fantasies were soon out on the table. jaebin could even be heard saying “you can push me around all you like, if that’s what you’re into.” i don’t even have the words to explain the pleased look on naomi’s face.
in conclusion: vixen naomi is toying with these young boys hearts and neither of them seems to know. or, do they know and don’t care ? are they all playing together ( and wouldn’t that be juicy ) ? if you want me to dig deeper in this story, please like and share !
are you all ready ? i know you’ve been waiting, but hopefully it’ll be worth it. i’ll be posting several things throughout the evening, so be prepared. the next post might just be about you !
did you all miss me ? i know i’ve been silent, but i promise it’s for a reason. our idols have been having a lot of fun and i’ve been a part of all of it. some of them have ... interesting ways to pass the time and i’m almost ready to expose all of it. are you ready ?
hmmm, lettuce see … there’s the obvious appeal of yejin and yubin ! something about the way she orders him around is just very hot to look at. then we have jaebin and yeeun, who were practically on top of each other in order to lick alcohol off of each other. but i’m also intrigued by minseok and naomi .. don’t you think that that would be a special pairing ? and if we wanna create a wildcard couple, why not talk about hajoon and jianyu ? their bromance should not be underestimated !!
well i’m so glad you both asked !! i’d have to say yubin, cause he always seems to be starting trouble wherever he goes. jianyu cause all he has to do is speak and something happens ? and the last one could quite possibly be jaeun cause even though she looks harmless she’s always quick to throw out wild suggestions !
spill the tea, who's going home with who and has anyone started crying yet?
there were no tears spilled on this evening, and if i were to bet on who went home with who it would be jaeun and jianyu, and quite possibly yeeun and jaebin cause … wow things got heated and slightly undressed. come to think of it, throw yejin in with the last couple because she was staring down at yeeun hard ! think there’s a little crush going on there ?
it appears so, nonnie ! from what i gathered she was with someone at least a decade older than her … yummy ! i will investigate this further and see if there isn’t more to uncover about this !
i was so wrapped up in the stripping and never have i ever’s where jaebin was one of the obvious … winners ? of the night, that it was hard to focus on anything else. if you saw any of them you should definitely let me know what they were up to !!
can i say all of them ? but overall, considering all the things i’ve snapped up in the past i’d have to say … saturn just on the basis of percentage, cause all groups have some sloppy sloppy people in them, which yes could talk about it for hours.
what's going on with saturn why do they seem like they've seen each other naked on multiple occasions?
you know what, on one hand you could blame it on their concept and that they’ve practiced together for so long that nothing bothers them anymore, on the other … this is getting ridiculous, isn’t it ? yubin, we know you’ve got some hidden ( maybe not that hidden after tonight ) kinks but leave poor yeeun alone. she’s got enough to worry about doesn’t she ?
i don't know about Camille and Jianyu, considering it sounds like she likes her men older
anon, you’re right ! that never have i ever cleared up a lot of things. am i the only one curious how much older ? she never really gave a clear answer on that, did she ?
