junior double triple whopper

→ ... kirby + 26yo + he / him

[pukicho]

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

ground control to crazy frog

[miss-wizard]

[troutreznor]

they're trying to make you hate sex and porn and hate being fat again therefore it is imperative that all fatties fuck nasty in the streets 2day

[imcoldholdme]

[funstyle]

im gonna kill myself [remembers that suicide jokes make people uncomfortable] uhh [in valley girl voice] im like soooo totally gonna blow my brains out... [waiting for polite laughter that never comes] sorry [remembering that i apologise too much and i need to work on that] No im not

[melonramune]

2021-09-25

[jetix]

2019-11-15

[tomorrowillbeyou]

Hey babe can we try petplay? *starts scratching and hammering on the door* LET ME OUTTTTTTTT LET ME OUT OF HERE PLEASE GOD LET ME OUT

[interdimentional]

[mothcub]

Life is full of amazing discoveries 🐁✨️

[i-am-a-fish]

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

[thisischeri]

instagram: cheri.png

[roadkillblvd]

im changing

[somafalls]

"jerk off instructions" ... dont make me laugh, kid. i know what im doing

[anxeious]

via laninuuu on twitter

[slavery]

God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Why?

[slavery]

There’s something wrong with me