i keep the coins in my puss. like…. you know.

he/him 30

[vergak]

[oak23]

Burden bearing hips

[2colde]

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

[escuerzoresucitado]

[4e3076]

hmm... this highly personal vent post seems like the perfect place to lay my roleplay egg...

[997]

someone said “this is how they laugh at you in the nightmare scene of a tv show” and im ctfuuu

[mousey-toy]

[aflo]

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

[cheddar-baby]

my paypig got out of his pen. Ladies fire at will

[sonicswetpussy]

in these uncertain times, anyone could be slutmaxxing

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[lumsel]

sometime's you'll be reading the wikipedia article for Marshton's Ant and halfway down the page you'll see "marshton's ant is omniscient and very small[1]" and you'll go what the fuck so you click omniscient and be redirected to a page called Omniscience (ant biology) that tells you "in ant biology, an ant is considered omniscient if it knows what its own ass looks like" and you're like oh okay and the disappointment follows you for the rest of the day

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

Gamergate (ant) - Wikipedia

Gamergate (ant) - Wikipedia

[cybermanes-deactivated20251227]

Your man looks like he drops common loot when defeated

[sonichedgeblog]

Photos of the Rouge ‘Sonic X’ Gachapon figures, released by Discapa in Europe in 2006. The set would all come with a base and connect together.

[failchild]

[alliekills]

before we move forward with these blueprints i just wanna make absolutely sure the vents and air ducts are perfectly adult xenomorph size

[miamaimania]

Vulva Pilgrim Badge (14th c.) ◆ The Netherlands ~ A vulva on legs, staff in hand, off to find salvation