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@sonnetsandchill-blog
“ ...are you MOCKING me? ”
Hit on my muse
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
I blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
Is your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.
I’m lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
It’s a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.
have you heard of METHOD acting?
no, i haven’t.
it’s when you BECOME the character. CHECK IT OUT.
independent roleplay blog for Something Rotten!’s William Shakespeare as interpreted by: Elli
TAG DUMP!! verses
TAG DUMP!! characters and relationships
TAG DUMP!! the basics
okay SO. the last time i tried to repost this starter call it didn’t go so well but the new icon style is ready and i’m ready to finally get off my ass and do things with this poophead, so like this post and you’ll receive a starter from moi! i may pop into your IM for plotting reasons, but it’ll happen! this i swear!
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?
Oh, no enlighten me.
A FRIENDLESS, PETULANT LITTLE BOY AND A FRAUD!
ind. & sel. William Shakespeare from Something Rotten!
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?
Oh, no enlighten me.
A FRIENDLESS, PETULANT LITTLE BOY AND A FRAUD!
ind. & sel. William Shakespeare from Something Rotten!
Into The Woods sentence meme
“I wish.”
“Careful the things you say.”
“Don’t you know what’s out there in the world?”
“Someone has to shield you from the world.”
“Stay a child while you can be a child.”
“Stay at home. I am home.”
“I was raised to be charming, not sincere.”
“Slotted spoons don’t hold much soup.”
“I want a friend. And a pet.”
“The prettier the flower, the farther from the path.”
“Sometimes the things you most wish for are not to be touched.”
“You’re so nice. You’re not good; you’re not bad; you’re just nice.”
“No, you are not to come.”
“Will you please go home!”
“I can capture my own damsel, thank you.”
“The harder to get, the better to have.”
“Dwarves are very upsetting.”
“What I want most of all is to know what I want.”
“Opportunity is not a lengthy visitor.”
“What’s the good of being good when everyone else is blind, and you’re always left behind?”
“Everyone tells tiny lies.”
“Nice is different than good.”
“Agony! Far more painful than yours!”
“I’m no longer a child!”
“Anything can happen in the woods.”
“May I kiss you?”
“I’m in the wrong story!”
“Best to take the moment present as a present from the woods.”
“But if life were only moments, then you’d never know you had one.”
“I’m not good. I’m not nice. I’m just right.”
“The farther you run, the more you feel un-defined.”
“Someone is on your side.”
“I need your shoe to have a child!”
“Sorry, I only tell the story. I’m not a part of it.”
“If it were up to you, a decision would never have been made.”
“Because of the way you treated me, I’ll never, never be happy!”
“I was just trying to be a good mother.”
“You look just like the princess… only dirty.”
“Stop asking me questions I can’t answer!”
“My love, why so cold?”
“Why, if you loved me, would you have strayed?”
“I am only human.”
“Leave? But I do love you.”
“I shall always love the maiden that ran away.”
“Is that what you really wish?”
“Stay with me.”
“Who out there could love you more than I?”
hello mother!. wow so um. pretty much all i’ve done on this blog rp-wise is basically crack and i’ve already gained two personal blogs as followers???? and a bunch of non-rp are liking my self-promo but not reblogging it? which is cool. i’d rather people just like it than try and reblog it as fandom art rather than the promo it is but. damn.
/matt smith voice I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS!
anyhoo, low activity on this blog atm bc i lack motivation and wifi mostly, but also because hamilton fic is distracting me. gonna try to get my one owed reply done (but i still refuse to post it until you watch the thing. FUCKIN’ WATCH IT.). in the meanwhile...hopefully you aren’t disappointed with my bullshit so far! this is not a serious rp blog, i swear.
“𝔓ossibly. Have you no sense of style? 𝔗hat… thing around your neck. It makes you look like the 𝓠ueen of 𝓔ngland! 𝔜ou stick out like a sore thumb here, which cannot be good for your reputation. 𝔚ho are you, again, 𝓛ord 𝓢tyleless?”
“ It’s a ruff. Ruffs are cool. I MADE them cool. If you looked up ‘ruff’ in a dictionary it’d say ‘popularized by The Bard.’ Popularized. As in POPULAR. As in I’m the King of Style and you’re a ratcatcher. ”
@mercutxo
“ ...are you mocking me? ”
hello mother!. hello folks! don’t mind me, just gonna test this blog out with a smol starter call. only one follower so far, but hey! maybe this’ll entice more people to come! *offers up a really pretentious looking icon as bait*
anyhoo...like this post for a starter! it may be smol. it may be tol. who knows! at the very least, it’ll be!
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?
Oh, no enlighten me.
A FRIENDLESS, PETULANT LITTLE BOY AND A FRAUD!
ind. & sel. William Shakespeare from Something Rotten!
TAG DUMP - pt. 2
TAG DUMP - pt. 1
