Cullen: Inquisitor, we must talk.
Inquisitor: Yup, how can I help Commander?
Cullen: Have you... Have you been encouraging Sera?
Inquisitor: Huh? With what?
Cullen: She's been, well, nice. She sent me a "Peace Offering". I am fairly certain that "peace" is not part of her vocabulary. I suspect she is being helped.
Inquisitor: And you suspect me? The gall! Why would I suggest such a heinous thing.
Cullen: *shuffles on the spot* Well, its, its just seems like something you would do. I am sorry for imposing on your time.
Inquisitor: Maker, Culls you are way too easy! *smiles*
Inquisitor: Obviously. She was planning on releasing bees in your office, apparently to distract you from your withdrawal. Her words "The Jackboot will be too busy running and screaming to remember the pain!"
Cullen: Maker... Thank you.
Inquisitor: Her other suggestions was getting you puppies. "10 would suffice, no one can be sad when there is a room full of dogs!"
Cullen: Wait, I could have had 10 dogs?! Inquisitor! WHY DID YOU STOP HER?!
Inquisitor: Depends on your definition of dogs, she was planning to catch them in the wild... They were wolf puppies Culls, I was not willing to face the wrath of all the wildlife of Thedas, no matter how happy that would make you.
Cullen: But I could have had 10 dogs *sulks*
Inquisitor: *Sighs* I'll get you a puppy.
Inquisitor: *mutters walking away* This isn't an Inquisition this is a sodding kindergarten! Cole put that down! Varric stop writing erotic fan fiction about Cassandra she doesn't like it! Cullen put the animal down! Solas no you can't start the apocalypse! I did not sign up for this bullshit.
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