don't threaten me with a good time.

+ summer. big> infp, scorpio, polisci and wdmd major, barista. i really love the x-files, law & order: svu, gillian anderson, politics, caroline dhavernas, and house of cards.

[scarletwitch]

I missed you all so much.

[tamitaylors]

[sonnycarisi]

watching the x-files

me: i lov this show!!!

me: also what is happening

[fyeahgg]

serena van der woodsen outfits - season 4 (part 1)

[sunshinecarisi]

Don’t do this. I’m a cop, just like you. It doesn’t have to end like this.

[the-pink-posse]

I just wanna keep callin’ your name, until you come back home. 

[sonnycarisi]

x files

FBI superiors: Scully your partner is dumb as hell making shit up all the time

Scully: leave me alone he is misunderstood and smart

Mulder: hey Scully come here I have an idea

Scully: what do you want you making shit up ass alien loving bigfoot sucking ASS

[disneyfeverdaily]

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

[gameraboy]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Goodbye, Princess.

[greggaraki]

2016 is cancelled, blocked, unfollowed, redacted, and reported

[dailyactress]

Caroline Dhavernas – Clin d’oeil Magazine January 2017

[existingcharactersdiehorribly]

The tragedy of what’s happened to Frederick has put me in an excellent humor.

[babyanimalgifs]

[sonnycarisi]

Gal Gadot & Jon Hamm Exclusive Interview - Keeping up with the Joneses.

[arwens]

[hourlymemes]