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World's Biggest Toilet Pot Model Unveiled In Haryana's 'Trump Village'

The world's biggest toilet pot model was unveiled at Marora, popularly known as the "Trump village", in Haryana on the World Toilet Day today in a bid to create awareness towards sanitation and use of toilets.

TIL

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Girl Sleepovers are Witch gatherings

Just think of the slumber party games, what comes to your mind? Perhaps; summoning an angry spirit in the mirror, summoning an angry spirit with a board or doing rituals to predict future with the paper artifacts and the evilest of all things The Dolls.

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Jack:"Hey, Mary!" [Jumps over the wall] "Cool, h- STOP SCREAMING, PLEASE!"

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A message to my Brain

Listen here you little shit, I ate those green vegetables I did them mind teasers and I even did the exercise thing with the sweat and all Now go make that damn Happy Chemical.

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Me realising that if all of us donate 1 dollar, we can buy tumblr and still have enough money left for a sick party.

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Satan would've been happy to see this, but half of your posts don't make sense. Satan is dissapointed.

If Twitter is something to go by, then Satan would be happy no matter what.

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Imagine this you're walking down a forest no one's around and your phone is dead, then suddenly spikey thorned wines pop around you making you unable to move and if you try to move it causes a lot of pain. Then you see a baby rabbit sitting in front if you who looks harmless suddenly starts shooting bees at you from it's eyeballs and turning the branches around you into black mamba's and then you're killed by an angry forest spirit because you didn't do enough to save the earth.

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The prophetic dream

I had a great dream today. It started with a Yoda who was wearing a black cat mask and holding a whip as he whipped himself he said "ummm! Bad bitch! I am" Then he came towards me and said "remember three things know a secret, A lady in a dream, the dog who barks at nothing, And the maid who doesn't scream" He then told me these numbers 4613 and I woke up

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The prophetic dream

I had a great dream today. It started with a Yoda who was wearing a black cat mask and holding a whip as he whipped himself he said "ummm! Bad bitch! I am" Then he came towards me and said "remember three things know a secret, A lady in a dream, the dog who barks at nothing, And the maid who doesn't scream" He then told me these numbers 4613 and I woke up

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a man rode from his house one day, afleeing from his wife, he left his big gun home and took a tiny pocket knife.

he made a camp within a Grove where much to his surprise adrift  upon  a sea of mist he saw a thousand   eyes

Aaaaaa aaaaaa  eyes ,wide unblinking eyes, glued to the skies , no man  can pass the forest and escape the goat's eyes

a punk and emo satanist  who wanted a devil's pact, came on a vehicle holding his  supplies yet intact

But soon he started running and gave anguished cries when all at once he felt the stare of  disembodied eyes

Aaaaaa aaaaaa  eyes ,wide unblinking eyes, glued to the skies , no man  can pass the forest and escape the goat's  eyes

A karen of doubtful fashion and a crude eclectic taste, fled from the executioners  across the tractless waste

but this was the place where karen suddenly grew wise, she cursed the day she ever felt those unrelenting eyes,

Aaaaaa aaaaaa  eyes ,wide unblinking eyes, glued to the skies , no man  can pass the forest and escape the goat's   eyes

so if you are alive you better watch your step my friend, for there's risk for you in this forest which you can't comprehend,

the goat eyes seeks fresh souls they are the great one's spy and nothing can elude their vigilant unresting eyes

Aaaaaa aaaaaa  eyes ,wide unblinking eyes, glued to the skies , no man  can pass the forest and escape the goat's eyes.

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Heed those words for a friend can be used as a sacrifice.

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After watching from sidelines for a longtime I have decided  to join tumblr and now it's time.