드림 버드

You've got a big heart The way you see the world It got you this far You might have some bruises And a few of scars But you know you're gonna be okay

[sonoluminant-blog]

honestly im not sure why i still have this but yknow

[bemusedlybespectacled]

fucking christ I am sobbing

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“

[pyreo]

i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay

[outerspacekake]

“You want to look like a pterodactyl. Men LOVE pterodactyls. [SCREECH]”

[systlin]

“Makeup is for women who want husbands, contouring is for women who want to leech the souls of their dead lovers.”

Beautiful. 

[perfecthoard]

@witchyschoolgirl

[sonoluminant-blog]

stretches wings across the dash

[gloamglozerglam-deactivated2022]

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

[sonoluminant-blog]

floramodus replied to your post: so actually finagling my way into this bathtub is...

no harm no fowl

i mean youre right im not exactly domestic ;P

[sonoluminant-blog]

so actually finagling my way into this bathtub is going to uh be interesting

[sonoluminant-blog]

ikasm:

it’s actually scientifically proven that one cannot simultaneously be both depressed and listening to kesha’s bestselling fucking bop tik tok. i’ll forgive your transgression this time because i know you’ve been making a conscious effort not to catch up with the times but if you insult my homegirl and first lady the kesh™ again under this christian roof i’m gonna have to disown you.

im not sure tik tok is culturally relevant anymore but i mean youre not wrong it is catchy as fuck and i cant think of anything better to sit in the tub to so alright you win this round dave but ill be back with some more outdated pop culture references you havent deterred me yet

[sonoluminant-blog]

ikasm:

who said i was wallowing? i’m living my best afterlife. 

youre alone in the bathtub drinking thats pretty much synonymous babe

[sonoluminant-blog]

ikasm:

i mean you’re welcome to try to get in here but i don’t know how large and lavish you think this bathtub is, i’ve about got my knee through my eye socket and back out the other side just tryna kick a leg up. and the shit’s byob.

for this transgression i think you mean im going to sit directly on your ass and youre going to share but :P well make it work provided that yknow you dont want to wallow alone and accidentally give yourself a black eye rolling around in there

[sonoluminant-blog]

2wiimiingwiiththefii2he2:

ii have taken 2ome tiime two viiew thii2 2iituatiion from a mature, logiical per2pectiive and ii have deciided that iit ii2 ju2t not worth my tiime

your pet name2 are riidiiculou2 you probably have 2ome weiird a22 kiink liike furry 2hiit or 2omethiing and ii hate your gut2 2o ii thiink ii can ju2t leave iit at that

oh and fuck you

so in short you have no idea how to one up me here and youre admitting defeat cool im glad weve established that jade strider is still the alpha bitch in this afterlife

[sonoluminant-blog]

being dead also apparently means your best buddy doesnt invite you to anything

[sonoluminant-blog]

ikasm:

magic me up a heart-shaped box of blueberries and i’ll let you rent my undivided attention and adulation for duration of the season of obligatory acts of expensive traditional romance and capitalizing on human emotion.

sounds like a plan to me if im being honest itll be like one of those shitty romcoms i can take you to meet the ghost of my sister and hilarity will ensue because all of our families are fucking nuts :P

[latenights]

frozen

[sonoluminant-blog]

ikasm liked your post:hellsite is telling me to love myself this...

aggressively pops a blueberry into your mouth because youre allergic to everything else good in this world

[sonoluminant-blog]

hellsite is telling me to love myself this valentines day like i need an excuse in this hell that is our afterlife to binge eat chocolates

[sonoluminant-blog]

2wiimiingwiiththefii2he2:

oh fuck off iit2 not liike iim not a 2eadweller iill ju2t 2oak up that raiin liike iive been thiir2ty for iit baby

oh yeah 2ure n next thiing you know well be talkiin about your chiildhood trauma liike iim 2ome 2ort of pedophiiliic hate-therapii2t 2o dont even get me 2tarted

ii googled iit and ii am no clo2er to under2tandiing and iin fact a2 an in2ult iit make2 ab2olutely no 2en2e 2o you miight want two 2tep up your game fool

oh really whiich iimpliie2 you do have a kiink whiich iimpliie2 there2 at lea2t 2omethiing ii can make fun of you for whiich iimpliie2 that ii have more materiial on you than you have on me ca2e clo2ed biitch

okay that makes you sound more like some kind of plant which sucks because normally i like plants but youre giving all of them a bad name just by momentarily existing in the same category im not sure how we jumped from my ass to therapy but i mean if you need help im sure theres a bubble lalonde out there somewhere who will strap you to a couch and go down the laundry list of things fucky in your head but you might be there a while not knowing when a pet name is meant to get under someones skin because they dont understand the word more than the actual word meaning the point is its a sweetner and thats been the thematic but i guess i could start calling you shit like lemondrop and see how long it takes you to figure out why i chose that everyone has a kink honey even if its just something you find aesthetically pleasing this is the internet age also?? its a meme but if you really think you can crack the strider code sure be my guest should be entertaining to watch

[thankyu]

Hearts be like, bump bump bump lol

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cant relate

[solardivulger]

[sonoluminant-blog]

@ikasm