i had a dream last night that guillermo decided to break up with freddie, but instead of doing it like a normal person, he wanted to make sure freddie never tried to contact him again, so he told him that he had a terminal illness and only had like three days left to live, and then it cut to nandor standing outside guillermo's closed door overhearing everything (including what ended up being rly intense breakup sex wherein freddie kept commenting on guillermo's extremely proficient bedroom skills, which nandor was v interested to learn about his closest companion of thirteen years), and so nandor became convinced that guillermo was dying and just wasn't telling him to spare his feelings, but since nandor was too emotionally repressed to say anything, he started doing favors and stuff for guillermo, which completely baffled him, and then at one point guillermo was woken up by marwa crawling into his bed and basically trapping him in a bear hug and sobbing into his shirt and saying that she couldn't live without him, and she kissed him directly on the mouth and then got up like nothing happened and was like, "sorry about that, i just like you a lot for some reason, bye!" and guillermo was just. what the fuck is happening? (this happened more than once) and eventually it culminated into nandor deciding his only option was to turn guillermo in order to save him, and so he took guillermo into his room and was like, "i know you're dying, and i understand that you are trying to maintain your dignity by going out in silence, you are truly a man of honor, but i cannot let my friend die," and guillermo pieces together that he overheard what he told freddie, and he panics bc on the one hand this is all he's ever wanted, but on the other, nandor just complimented his honor and it wouldn't be honorable to allow himself to be turned bc of a lie, and at this point nandor is like, an inch away from his neck, barring his teeth and all that homoerotic shit, and at the very last second, bc he has such high respect for nandor, guillermo stops him and confesses the truth, saying he can't betray his trust, and nandor is SO relieved bc he didn't want to bestow what he considered to be a curse on guillermo but also couldn't deal with the thought of him dying, but he doesn't voice this, other than to say, "i appreciate your honesty," and when guillermo asks, "could you still turn me tho?" he says, "no, bc you lied, so now you have to wait another thirteen years, sorry about it," and guillermo is just like, whatever, typical. and before nandor leaves he asks, "hey, do you know why your wife keeps telling me how much she likes me and keeps trying to make out with me?" and nandor just pauses and goes, "no idea, goodbye" and leaves
