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💌 simp. he/it/love. 18+ 💌

[sootcel]

get a job m8

i'm literally full-time btw

[sootcel]

what are women to you? sluts? pigs? whatever you answer, i'll try to become. i love the patriarchy.

sluts, some of them. pigs, i wouldn't be that cruel.

moreso like pets.

i've always fantasized about keeping a girl in a cage and making her eat from a bowl. but mostly- keeping her safe and taken care of.

[lezbos18]

[sootcel]

did you miss me whores

[sootcel]

they should stop putting calorie counts on menus #myopinon

[officialpenisenvy]

clavicular = the protagonist of our tale. a frail man desperately clinging to the semblance of virile strength given to him by his looks but understood by most and even by his loyal followers to be a pathetic and clownish figure

almost caught a career-ending cortisol spike = almost had an anxiety attack that could've ruined his career and reputation as a streamer

after a larpmaxxed stacy = after a woman just as desperately pretending to be gorgeous and confident

tried jesterfying him on stream = attempted to make him into an object of ridicule in front of his live audience as he streamed

by calling him a good boy = by calling him a good boy (this is supposed to be sexually emasculating)

while he was mid-mog = while he was in the middle of winning a contest of unbothered masculinity

between 2 low-tier normies = between himself and two other young men less concerned with projecting an ill-conceived ideal of virility

at ASU = at arizona state university in fair tempe where we lay our scene

[ninthcurse]

you don't want to have sex? that's okay, this isn't sex. sex is something that people have. you're just property im using to get off. no one says you have sex with a fleshlight, right?

[sootcel]

Sixth sense for my balls you mean (Joking. I dont even have)

you could have my balls, in your mouth

[sootcel]

Really funny that when i’m rubbing myself you post. Okay man. (Teasing)

i have a sixth sense for sluts.

[nekrofll]

Yes, i am a pervert. Yes, i will openly stare at your ass in public. Yes, i will make creepy, uncomfortable jokes. Yes, i will be too touchy. Yes, i will ask you sexual, personal questions. Yes, i will glance not so subtly at your boobs when we're talking.

[yapperdyke]

i need to be able to tell my friends when i want to rape them and its like. oh its not a threat unless you want it to be but i want you to know that if i could save and reload like a video game i would super be raping you right now. cool?

[kiyuspoon]

My old art but I'm still proud of it 💞💞

[melodichours]

[may-may-meow]

"I kissed my sister here and you were fine"

Some beautiful poetry on a bathroom wall i found

[sootcel]

wait, i’m a good example? i mean i did get high again -🐀

yeah <3 more cunts should smoke themselves stupid and beg for attention from misogynists online.

[sootcel]

sometimes when im bored i go to imagesonmycomputer’s post on you and jerk off to the hate comments bc ur a loser <3 /p

ughh i'd do this too but people on there were making such weird assumptions about me (white, transmasc, unemployed... i'm middle eastern, cis, and have a job) and it wasn't so much hot as it was irritating because it just showed their own biases about what kind of people are "allowed" to be weird.

...but all that said. ff. that's hot. <3

[sootcel]

nngh my sister was going to call me but i got off work and now she isn't responding to meeeee :/ i think she fell asleep she's so so lucky i'm too far away to crawl into her bed and rape her