I get turned on by my reflection in passing cars

Just a dude shipping sootcest. call me moo, he/him/hop/hops pronouns

[sootcest]

Anyway o!Wilbur is more allay than phantom by now, he's just a little transluscent lad collecting things for himself ♡♡

[sootcest]

I am gonna post solely Ghostbur x Phantombur content until it catches on

[sootcest]

Ghostbur x Phantombur but it's a stereotypical pastel × dark cottagecore AU when? Ghostbur weaving flower crowns out of the ivy and hollyhocks that grow by Phantombur's house? Them collaborating on making books, Phantombur writing the tales told by the rustle of the leaves and Ghostbur illustrating, letting the wind guide his hand? Them on a cold autumn evening, sitting by the fireplace and reading, sharing a platter of glowberry muffins that they baked together? Yes please

[sootcest]

So, do we have a clear distinction between irlburs and mineburs yet? Irlburs are burs like Argbur, Simpbur, Softbur, etc. and mineburs are burs like L'Manbur, Vilbur, Phantombur, etc. Have we made that distinction clear yet?

[sootcest]

Would Phantombur offering a little kiss to o!Phil in exchange for a house be considered softcore prostitution? Discuss.

[sootcest]

Phantombur is literally living the nonbinary power fantasy. Not only is he living in a funky little dark cottagecore house collecting books and constantly committing minor acts of theft, but he can also choose to simply not be perceived whenever he so wishes. Literally nb power fantasy

[sootcest]

I refuse to call it "sootbur" on sheer principle.

[sootcest]

I just think that it would be really cute if Ghostbur gave Phantombur some books from the dsmp so that Phantombur could put them in his little antiquarian house :3 There'd be an entire section dedicated to "alternative history" that would be entirely stocked with books Ghostbur handed over from the dsmp. And, as we know, Phantombur has a preferred way to pay people back for favours, and that's with a little kiss! <3

[sootcest]

Originssmp was renewed so now I'm BACK and I'm going to ship Ghostbur × Phantombur even harder now!!

[rannmon-corrupted]

I'm having a mental breakdown

[alexiasooter2204]

hey gang, whats your favorite sootcest ship 🥰

[yailea-deactivated20231216]

Well, your the only person in the sootcest tag.

FALSE!

@sootcest and @meloposts are Sootcest shippers!

[sootcest]

GOT MY YAILEA NOTICE I WILL NOW MOVE TO WALES /j

[sootcest]

some sootcest shippers rlly do be ignoring the mod videos and i dont think thats very poggers. i think dr. malpractice and ghostbur are in love, actually.

[sootcest]

so you mean to tell me that while i was taking a break from tumblr, @iconicmcytposts posted about sootcest?? and i, literally tumblr user sootcest, didnt know??

[iconicmcytblr]

😭😭😭

what. they are gay. nothing to see here keep walking.

[sootcest]

Reminder that Softbur is a canon selfcester!!

[sootcest]

2 burs holding hands

2 burs holding hands

The passion

The passion

Is more than I can withstand