Soothing Melodies

Clare here, living life day by day learning as I go. Future journalist.

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My floater.

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I’ve been debating on opening an rp for a while now

If anyone wants to help me with that, message me

Anyone here wants to be in it, you can be anyone you want ( but Drew lol)

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I got Clare

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Imogen: What happened a few minutes ago? I didn't, but that's okay.

Clare: Nothing I can't handle. I'm sorry, but there's always tomorrow. What did you do to bring in the new year?

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Imogen: Thank you! I hope your 2015 is great!

Clare: thank you and it was until a few minutes ago. I hope yours is great did you get to kiss Jack at midnight?

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Katie: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha whoa okay there

Katie: cIAO

Clare: -read-

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Katie: im not thaAT DRUNK

Katie: qand hes mostly high????

Clare: After what you said about my pregnancy I'm done. Don't talk to me until you apologize because you had no right to say that and I don't care if you're drunk considering you just said you aren't /that/ drunk you know very well what you're saying.

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Katie: is that how you got pregnant

Katie: the lack of inhibibitions thign

Katie: and poor decision making

Clare: screw you, but if you and Jake are both drunk it's how you could get pregnant.

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Katie: yeAH IF YOU GO TOO HARD

Clare: There's also hangovers, a lack of inhibitions, poor decision making...

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Katie: I'm not pregnant, there's no need.

Clare: There is a such thing as alcohol poisoning.

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Imogen: I'm a little late, but happy 2015!!!! :D

Clare: Happy 2015 Imogen.

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Katie: MY COFFEE HS IRISH CREAM IN IT

Clare: If that's alcohol, take it out of your coffee.

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Katie: HAPP YNEWYEAR CLAREDELUNE!

Clare: Drink coffee.

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Clare: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

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Jake: Did you know that baked is just one letter away from naked?

Jake: And guess who's both?

Clare: Tmi.

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Dear Drew

Dear Drew,We somehow ended up trading exes, which is kinda weird. But lucky for me mine didn’t come with an 18-year commitment. Maybe even more depending on how the college thing goes. And, knowing Clare, the college thing will happen. Good luck and don’t fuck up my niece or nephew too much.Jake

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You didn’t get rid of the faulty or broken or whatever condom? Is it going in the baby book or something?

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I don't mean it like that we got rid of the faulty condom, but what I meant way you make it seem as though we didn't use one.

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does darcy know about the baby?

Sadly, no. She's in Kenya, but when I called about a year ago, she took a teaching job in a city with no means of outside communication and hasn't tried calling. My mom thinks the nearest phone could be miles away.

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Dear Clare

Dear Clare,I know I don’t take things seriously most of the time and I’m probably not the best brother in the world, but I do want you to know that I’m here if you need something. I’m not great with advice, but I can listen and make really bad jokes. You can do this. Oh, but I’m never changing a diaper. Just a heads up.Jake

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You're a great big brother and you're not allowed to change my child's diaper.