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REBLOG if you are thinking of masturbating, you are masturbating or just got done masturbating.
Way too personal Nsfw asks
1. First sex experience?
2. Celebrity threesum?
3. Would you ever have a devils threesum?
4. Ever been rimmed?
5. Would you ever rim someone?
6. Weirdest sexual experience?
7. Weirdest solo sexual experience?
8. Every have a one night stand?
9. Thought on rape play?
10. As a guy, what do think is a female’s idea penis?
11. What’s your ideal penis?
12. Ever have sex in public?
13. Describe a sex fantasy that you want to try in detail.
14. Do you consider your genitals attractive?
15. What bra size do you find yourself most attracted to?
16. Favorite sex position?
17. Least favorite sex positions?
18. What makes sex ‘bad’ to you?
19. Ever have sex with someone loud?
20. Have you ever thought a partner faked an orgasam?
21. Have you ever faked an orgasam?
22. Thoughts on accidental anal?
23. Have you ever had sex with food?
24. For giving oral to a female, you prefer them to ride your face, or them laying down (or other)
25. Weirdest thing someone’s ever said to you during sex?
26. Ever prematurely cum?
27. Do you prefer you or your partner to cum first?
28. Ever have a kink a partner thought was weird?
29. Thoughts on drunk sex, or sex where your sober and your partner semiconscious?
30. If your partner made you a sex toy from their genitals would you be creeped out or…?
31. Ever have a safe word, if so, what was it?
32. Thoughts on partner sharing?
33. Weirdest sex story you’ve heard?
34. What gives you the most confidence during sex?
35. What feels better for you sex or oral sex?
36. Do you like sloppy blowjobs?
37. Which feels better blowjob or blowjob and hands?
38. Most viewed porn categories?
39. Thoughts on knife play?
40. Can you be intimate if your pet is in the room?
41. I’d you ever had the chance for a threesum with twins would you do it?
42. Are you ok with your partner owning sex toys?
43. Are you ok with your partner using toys to finish after sex?
44. Are you ok with your partner mastubating. (Instead of going to you for help)
45. Are you a fan of cuddles after sex?
46. Do you care how many sexual partners your partner had?
47. If you had the chance to join an orgy, would you?
48. What’s your thoughts about watching porn with a partner?
49. Are you ok with your partner watching porn to get off? (Instead of going to you?)
50. As a guy, do you consider your girlfriend kissing other girls as cheating?
51. If you and your partner broke up for a week but got back together how would you react finding out they had sex during that time?
52. Are you ok with your partner posting nudes online?
53. Has anyone ever said the wrong name during sex with you?
54. Ever had sex to just get it out of the way?
55. Have you ever had sex in your parents bed?
56. Favorite place to cum?
57. Do you prefer your partner to a Bush or shaved? (Which do you find more aesthetically pleasing)
58. How old were you when you first bought condoms?
59. Have you ever tried flavored condoms?
60. Would you ever let a stranger watch you and your partner have sex?.
61. What’s the worst thing that’s aroused you?
62. Would you ever have sex with a guy who had a spliced dick?
63. Would you ever have sex with someone with genital piercings?
64. Thoughts on sleep sex?
65. How easily do you get aroused?
66. Explain the time you got aroused at the worst time?
67. Have you ever received oral from someone with a tongue piercing, did it feel any different?
68. Have you ever accidentally hurt your partner during intimacy, how? And did you continue after?
69. Ever 69 :p
70. Would you ever give someone oral underwater?
71. Would you ever have sex on the beach?
72. Do you prefer your own touch or a partners?
73. Why do men slap their penis on their partner? Does it feel good???
74. For mastubating do you use lube?
75. Is there some place you don’t like being touched during intimacy?
76. Do you prefer your partner to knead you head or pull your hair?
77. Has a condom ever fallen off during sex?
78. Have you ever lost arousal during intimacy, did you keep going?
79. Have you ever gotten cum in your eye?
80. Weirdest compliment you’ve gotten?
what’s y’all’s zodiacs? i’m a scorpio with a pisces moon and capricorn rising :)
Virgo sun, Taurus moon, and Taurus rising :)
i love virgos!! fun fact almost all of my closest friends and bff’s are virgos :)
aries sun, sagittarius moon and leo rising!!! idk what this means tho-
wait that’s such an interesting combo like i’ve never come across someone with a sag moon now that i think of it (that i know of)
omg i need to do some research now bc i’m curious
I'm a Leo sun, taurus moon and capricorn rising
Pisces sun, libra moon and virgo rising🥳🥳
pisces sun, taurus moon and taurus rising
sagittarius sun, aquarius moon, and sag rising :PP
virgo sun, scorpio rising, and cancer moon<3
cancer sun, leo moon and rising :)
Libra sun, cancer moon and leo rising
scorpio sun, capricorn moon and leo rising
leo sun, scorpio moon, virgo rising
pisces, aquarius, leo
Leo sun, scorpio moon, leo rising
Leo sun,cancer moon, Gemini rising
Gemini sun, virgo moon, gemini rising
To be able to wear size small
I will answer any question you want
🎀1. How old are you?
🎀2. Do you self harm?
🎀3. Are you a virgin?
🎀4. Are you happy with your body?
🎀5. Do you do any drugs?
🎀6. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
🎀7. Do you drink?
🎀8. How much do you eat?
🎀9. Are you insicure?
🎀10. Do you purge?
🎀11. Are you in a relationship?
🎀12. Do you like helping others?
🎀13. Are you suicidal?
🎀14. Have you ever attempted suicide?
🎀15. Did anyone you know commit suicide?
🎀16. Are you anorexic?
🎀17. What do you think of yourself?
🎀18. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done to yourself?
🎀19. What’s the worst thing you have ever done to somebody?
🎀20. When were you born?
🎀21. Do you have a lot of friends?
🎀22. How many followers do you have on Tumblr?
🎀23. What is your favourite thinspo account?
🎀24. How often do you binge?
🎀25. Favourite musician?
🎀26. Favourite song?
🎀27. Are you LGBTQ+
🎀28. Have you ever cheated on your partner?
🎀29. Did you ever steal something?
🎀30. Are you jealous of someone who has less weight than you?
😊💕send a number and I will answer💕😊
I can’t sleep and I’m thinking about food, distract me please 🌹🖤
Ok then. Lets 💜
some body distract me ☀️
Every person sees the universe differently, when that person dies, it is in fact, a death of an entire universe
Me, feeding my friend with high calorie foods, because that’s the only way I get satisfied without binging
Also I lowkey want them to be fatter than me so I feel a gram of accomplishment
t god im not the only fucked up one
Reblog if You’re depressed or kinky af.
Or both.
If it comes let it, if it goes let it.
夢 子
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30 Glow Up Challenge
Day 1: Cut out all sodas/juices/energy drinks and switch for tea or water for better sleep, skin, metabolism, and to kill excess sugar cravings.
Day 2: Do 50 squats every day before your shower to get that ass🍑
Day 3: Do a face mask.
Day 4: Paint your nails/toes with a cute ass design💅
Day 5: Make yourself a bomb ass breakfast before starting your day.
Day 6: Clean out your closet and try on shit to configure some cute ass outfits for future reference.
Day 7: Take an epsom salt bath to detox and relax.
Day 8: Buy yourself a new highlighter. Even a cheap one like ELF or Makeup Revolution can ya shit pop✨
Day 9: Take a selfie. Take 10. Take 100. Do your makeup or go natural, and gas yourself up with as many selfies as your heart desires. Y'all have no clue how much this boosts your self confidence.
Day 10: Pick/buy yourself some flowers. Love thyself.
Day 11: Do something different with your hair. Part it a different way, straighten it, curl it, dye it, whatever makes you feel glammed up💆
Day 12: Go for a walk outside. Get that fine ass some fresh air and exercise.
Day 13: Get your eyebrows done, or do them yourself if you prefer.
Day 14: Trim your split ends💇
Day 15: Try out a new lip color💅
Day 16: Go through old makeup and throw out anything unwanted or expired. Keep that vanity fresh.
Day 17: Go to bed early for that young beauty rest💤
Day 18: Go through social media and your phone contacts. Delete/block people you don’t like or want to talk to. Cut that toxicity outta your life.
Day 19: Wear a new perfume, or one you normally don’t wear.
Day 20: Exfoliate ya face with your favorite scrub.
Day 21: Apply coconut oil (to lenghten) or castor oil (to volumize) to your lashes before going to bed
Day 22: Buy or make a lip scrub to get them soft kissers😘 (diy scrub: honey+sugar+olive oil)
Day 23: Buy yourself a cheap, fake little engagement ring to remind yourself that you are married to yourself. It also wards off fuckboys.
Day 24: Stretch properly after you wake up, and before you go to bed.
Day 25: Make yourself a lit ass playlist on spotify or your phone’s music to jam whenever you’re feelin down.
Day 26: Make a fruit salad and gobble that shit up for a healthy snack (melt some dark chocolate and drizzle over it for a little treat)🍎🍓🍇🍉🍍
Day 27: Do some yoga.
Day 28: Wing out ya eyeliner like a bad bitch💁 Use scotch tape as a guide for beginners.
Day 29: Buy yourself a new bra or pair of panties to feel sexy af in💞 Target has cute shit for cheap.
Day 30: Meditate to clear your mind and boost your mood.
Hoe Tips
Okay so these are tips that can make a hoes life so much easier. Enjoy 💕💕
1. Throw away any shaving cream use coconut butter or oil to shave, than apply oil after you dry off. BAM. NO STUBBLE. NO BURN. IT’S THE SHIT.
2. Don’t use shaving cream or coconut butter for your coochie. Use Johnson’s baby oil instead. You’ll have no razor burn.
3. There isn’t anything wrong with your natural coochie smell, but if you want to taste sweet eat cranberries or pineapple. SHIT WORKS.
4. Stretch marks on inner thighs? Use Vaseline and coconut oil over night EVERY NIGHT to get rid of them.
5. Men’s razors >>> womens razors. Cheaper, closer shave and cleaner.
6. Pee after sex. It’ll help prevent any UTIs. Don’t hold it in. UPDATE: I’ve changed it now, but this used to say pee to stop STIs, that is INCORRECT, and the only thing to stop STIs is a condom. Thank you to @infinitelaughing for correcting me!
7. Carry your own condoms. You’re a strong independent hoe and carry your Trojans proud.
8. If you’re braking out buy tea tree oil.
9. KAT VON D LIQUID LIPSTICKS ARE BLOWJOB PROOF. IT WILL NOT COME OFF. PLUS IT’S MATTE.
10. Matte makeup (foundation, lipstick, eyeliner) all lasts better against sheets for sex.
11. Want longer nails to scratch with? GARLIC ON NAIL BEDS. COCONUT OIL ON CUTICLES. GROW BITCHES GROW.
12. To make eyebrows fuller put on coconut oil before bed.
13. Add ½ cup of apple cider vinegar to your bath. It’ll reset the balance of your coochie’s PH. You’ll feel and smell r8 8/8
14. Run a hot bath. Favourite bubble bath. Soak. EXFOLIATE. When you get out put coconut oil all over your body.
15. Honey + white sugar - lip scrub Coconut oil + brown sugar - body exfoliator
16. Dry feet are nasty af. Soak feet in hot water for 10 minutes before using a pumice stone to get rid of dead skin.
17. For extra soft feet, do above and put on heavy duty lotion, socks and sleep.
18. To hide a hickey. Green concealer all over, foundation and powder. GONE.
19. To remove blackheads use charcoal based soap. And use natural beaded exfoliants
20. If you want your coochie to be BABY SOFT get yoni oil. Shit is magical.
21. If your hair is feeling lifeless massage coconut oil in every night + put in a bun. Wash out in the morning.
22. Put your undies in three categories. 1. I’m getting fucked tonight 2. I could be spontaneously fucked. 3. Getting none today
23. On the days leading up to and after your period use a pad on your fav undies to stop staining.
24. Eyebrows can be on fleek fucking in a forest. Get Anastasia dipbrow pomade. Lifesaver.
25. 6-10 green tea bags in a bath will help energise skin and refresh. Skin will glow and be soft.
26. If you’re about to get dicked down DON’T wear cotton undies. It will trap lint in the crevice of your thighs.
27. Chlorasceptic throat numbing medication helps with deep throating.
28. DRINK WATER. cliché af but keep coochie smelling good and brightens skin.
29. Lemon juice and baking soda will remove any cum stains from clothes. I got you 😏
30. It’s your body. Don’t fucking listen to anyone
31. Shave your coochie under water
32. Put baby oil in your bath - baby soft duck yeah
33. Have a special coochie cleaning day. You’ll not regret it
I wish my weight was as low as my self esteem