the voice inside my head.

Hi, I'm Sophie the Unicorn, and you should come talk to me. Not a lot makes sense down here, but come enjoy it with me? I've had problems with self harm, eating and depression in the past. If I find your blog triggering, I will probably unfollow you. Used to be watermelondreams.

[bakedgrilledcheese]

wAS SPY KIDS 2 EVEN REAL OMG 

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a...

[aibaaina]

[eloise-t-g]

the single most unnecessary yet hilarious line in the film

[despazito]

OKAY SO MY MOM REALLY LOVES OLAF HES LIKE HER FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER NOW AND IT SNOWED SOME GOOD PACKING SNOW TODAY AND SHE ASKED IF I WANTED TO BUILD HIM ONCE WE SHOVELED SO WE FUCKIGN DID.

the prince is awake

your shit is wrecked.

[soloontherocks-moving-refol-blog]

do you want to build a motherfucking snowman

[funkycopsex-deactivated20130507]

roses are black violets are black im blind

[limondoritos-deactivated2021030]

blind people are going to find this offensive

[youredoingalrightkid]

I don’t think blind people are going to find anything

[judgerinder]

[indeedisayexquisite]

[zteph-deactivated20200818]

toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids

[disneygirldreams]

Screw drunk I’ve done this sober

[mindykaling]

[facethedawn-deactivated20220918]

This is a very important message for young people everywhere

[chelseaelayne-deactivated201710]

[hazels]

Things to be found in John Green books.

I always loved how in his books you could go from something really profound to something like “hump the moist cave wall” so I made a side-by-side of some of my favourites.

[sophiethepunycorn]

I WAS JUST AT WAL-MART AND THEN

Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?

The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.

Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.

The Mom: Don't we all.

[whatt-the-fucking-fuck]

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

[matyldakwiatek-deactivated20190]

That was deep

[official-nasa]

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

[jescachero]

That was deeper.

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

common sense is knowing that ketchup ain’t no damn smoothie

[kittiezandtittiez]

[stellavee-deactivated20211009]

STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

[reallyrandompictures]

[foreveralone-lyguy]

If you kill someone just put this over their head and leave them in public. People will think they are just napping.

[swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo]

[buuuuuuuucky-deactivated2014042]

why do good shows get canceled when american idol is in it’s 13th season

[shaylen3]

canadian vandalism

[wingedflow]