Snapshots of the young egotist.

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[peraltiago-s]

[ithelpstodream]

[itsnerdwithaword]

Me if I was superman

[memewhore]

[medusabraids]

….they really had sex on that mountain with absolutely no lube

[nvclearbomb]

Understanding this, is gay culture

[smegma-factory]

I think everyone has seen Lord Of The Rings

[ball-deep]

sooo you a rough sex blog preaching feminism? fuckin weird

Look man. I don’t give a fuck if i’m knuckle deep in her ass hole and she’s covered in cum and tied to my bed frame, I still hold her equal to me.

[tankthoughts]

Tuesday: watched John Mulaney’s new stand up special Kid Gorgeous

Wednesday: re-watched John Mulaney’s new stand up special.

Thursday: watched John Mulaney’s New in Town for the 20th time

Friday: watched John Mulaney’s Comeback Kid for the 12th time

Saturday: watched John Mulaney’s Kid Gorgeous again.

[christinedreamy]

[tastefullyoffensive]

True love. (via TLBurkhalter)

[oceanadie-deactivated20200903]

Update:

[vampirescholar]

remember back before we all saw infinity war, when we were all still innocent, and everyone was like “i wonder if steve will get hurt?? or if maybe an avenger will die?!?!?”

[monochrome-miku]

“Hey guess what”

“No you have to guess”

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

[legitimatelala]

😨

[nyanbinyuri]

[catreadmymind]

Im terrified

[1892]

every student @ the whiteboard when there’s no teacher in the room

[gharibajameel]

SMASH MOUTH BEEFS WITH DJ KHALED OVER EATING PUSSY

[lexaproletariat-deactivated2018]

[untitledorb]

i read the sentence “abusers groom their character witnesses as carefully as they groom their victims” (in a comment thread in response to a “but i know [the accused] and hes such a nice man!!”) and it’s blowing my mind a weird amount even though i guess i already knew that