Sleek Speed Chicken

Kele, He/Him 25. INFJ My mom thinks I’m gay

[cryptotheism]

[tedlyanderson]

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[kaijuno]

[alienbycomics]

Gender Nonconforming Jesus: A look at art history. CW: religion, transphobia, artistic nudity, depictions of open wounds (Long post)

[la-mancha-screwjob]

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[ebrithilbowser]

Also don't forget Saint Wilgefortis, a bearded lady saint who's probably based on Southern European depictions of Jesus in what more northern people interpreted as a dress.

[apocrypals]

I never forget Wilgefortis

[quixoticanarchy]

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

[actuallyapathy]

‘i saw your social cue but am ignoring it in the hopes you learn to use your words and communicate like an adult. hope this helps’

[catchymemes]

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

[froginakettle]

most of the talk on this website about Game Changer is how Sam Reich psychologically tortures his contestants, but I want to make it clear to the uninitiated that he's actually extremely ethical about it

He sends out a company wide email and asks them to choose episodes based on a chili pepper rating system

meaning he doesn't put 🌶️🌶️ people into 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ episodes

they're also big on consent ie cast and crew have to be okay with it before they'll do nudity or something like that in an episode

it's like the bdsm of psychological torture. safe, sane, and consensual.

the contestants know what they're getting into, and they're full down

[natalieironside]

I owe everything to someone who was crucified, who rose from the dead, and who saved all of humanity. Put this on ur page if u r not afraid to say THANK YOU, XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS

[drdetroit83-deactivated20240806]

[patrickrennie]

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[cicadaart]

I can’t get him out of my head

[aquaflv]

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

[aquaflv]

yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.

[aquaflv]

this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"

[pileofknives]

"I bet it doesn't hurt that bad, I don't have time for this shit."

[ampersandvich]

"at least one"

[sexhaver]

now this is a gender binary i can get behind

[carnival-phantasm]

Very generous of them to describe it as the "Thinking Period"

[retiredmahoushoujo]

They correctly excluded the outlier Electroshocks Georg

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

[xenobotanist]

[61below]

Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:

[thevioletsunflower]

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[apocrypals]

The byproduct God will harvest from us in the end times is limited time only novelty Oreos flavors

And baby it’s been a bumper crop

[depsidase]

[horrorsoflife]

[tedlyanderson]

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[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[mega-wad]

still one of the most insane moments in any thing I've ever seen

[demi-shoggoth]

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[girlnephew]

the shy boy on discord who you've been teasing keeps reacting to your messages with emojis of blushing anime girls, which could mean nothing