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@sophxo2468
if he is not your gay icon then that’s just more for me
I need an Albert Shaw asmr/ambience youtube video to fall asleep to like I do with Harry Potter every night. Like his voice and everything he says in the movie with a rainy backround
the THINGS I would let him do to me.
My body, Art’s fucking choice.
I think this post speaks for itself, although he’s still hot in the costume 🙈🥰
I'd give anything to see Art the clown violently murder Trump
bet you never thought you’d see an art the clown edit to a sabrina carpenter christmas song
I literally love this kokobot so much 😭 I was in a horrible mood and kept crying but I feel a lot better after talking with a bunch of other people who understand me:)
@kokobot
hang urself just like aubreigh Wyatt did
so funny !! no ! how about you send me a tutorial ! plus leave Aubreigh alone and let her rest in peace 💗 hope you get a life and leave ppl alone babes also get off of anon if u got allat to say babes !! hope this helps <3
Who ever this anon is needs to grow up. Bullying is bad enough but committing is even worse. That sweet girl didn't deserve ANY of the hate she got, I wish you would just let her rip and stop sending people these messages.
hang urself just like aubreigh Wyatt did
oh? anon... respectfully please never say anything like this again. aubreigh wyatt deserves to rest in peace without having people using her to talk down on others and tell them to do things to themselves.
i hope you get the help you need and find some kindness in your heart to never utter these words again.
this is so messed up LLAW 🕊
Hey, emo boy!
Goth!Stan x F!Reader
ONESHOT & NSFW
CW(S): F!Reader, Goth!Stan, dom!stan, sub!reader, P in V, nicknames (baby, slut, etc), waist grabbing, mating press, smoking, lmk if I missed any
listen to song for better experience
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“Hey emo boy!”
“I’m not emo, I’m goth, of course you conformists wouldn’t understand it”
“What’s not to understand? You’re sad, lonely, and hot as fuck”
Stan looked over at the girl who was smiling at him. He gave a disgusted look before getting up to pull a cigarette out and smoke it. He groaned in annoyance when he saw from the corner of his eye, you following him.
“What do you want from me?”
“Your cock”
“Excuse me?”
“We can fuck in the back of hot topic!”
“Fuck no”
“Why not!?”
“Because that’s fucking weird for you to say what you said!”
“It’s still true”
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This went on for a while but instead of saying everything bluntly. Y/N talked to stan more who was more open since Y/N was genuinely asking about him. He was happy that the sexual remarks aren’t there but he does miss them a little. Stan would never say this out loud but after Y/N said she wanted his cock, he couldn’t stop thinking about it.
His cock twitched whenever he would think about it. And when he went to relieve the pain he’s feeling, his 11 inch cock would just spring out and beg for attention. Today happened to be one of those days when Stan came to Y/N’s house.
He watched as she said there in short shorts and oversized tee-shirt watching tv. He bit his lip before crawling in her bed. Y/N looked at him smiling.
“Yes?”
“Do you still want my cock? Like how you said few months ago?”
Y/N just blushed before her eyes look at his lower area seeing his cock pressing against his jeans. Before nodding. Soon enough stan took his clothes off and soon yours before rubbing his cock that was now free and hard on your wet pussy.
“I-I don’t think that’s going to fit—“
“It will, don’t worry baby, just be excited, 11 inches all for you..”
Stan soon pushed in the girls pussy causing her to moan out and grip the sheets. Stan lifted the girl’s legs and push them to the side of Y/N’s head as he thrusted slowly before picking up the pace.
His cock hitting all the right places in your wet warm walls.
“Oh fuck! Stan!”
“Moan my name, baby, that’s it let me hear ya. Let me hear you scream my name, slut”
“S-Stan…!! Fuck! You’re so big..”
“I know, but you’re taking it like a good girl hm? You like me hitting these spots?”
“Yes! I gonna cum if you keep this up!”
“Cum for me, sweet angel”
Soon enough Stan watched your body shake with pleasure as you squirted on his dick. Stan just smirks before coming to a halt and cumming inside, filling your womb to the brim.
“My angel~”
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Tags: @sophxo2468 loving how ur mind is with this
THIS IS SO GOOOD AHH 😍
Girl Next Door
Various x F!Reader
ONESHOT & NSFW
CW(S): F!Reader, Suggestive, Nicknames (slut, whore, etc), wet dreams, oral sex (m!receiving), language LMAO, lmk if I missed any
listen to the song listed for better experience
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“Did you see the new girl?” Kenny was smiling as he was scrolling on his looking at the girl’s social media. “Oh you mean Y/N?” Kyle looked up from his food after saying that seeing kenny nod. “Dude she’s fucking hot, did you see her boobs? They’re fucking huge” Clyde butted in as he looked at Kenny’s phone. “who are we talking about?” Stan looked confused since he just arrived at the lunch table “the new girl, Y/N, she moved in on Saturday, she’s Tweek’s new neighbor” “ohhh okay, is she in our classes?” “You do not pay attention do you? She’s in our psychology and home room” “sorry, i just zone out a lot” “clearly”
“Why are you guys so weirdly obsessed with new kids, especially when they are girls” craig said annoyed as he ate his food. “it’s not everyday you get a new kid in this town, especially hot ones” Clyde said as he showed him the girl’s social media, stealing Kenny’s phone in the process as he did so. “Tweek she’s your neighbor! Have you talked to her!?” Kenny asked as he leaned closer to the twitching blonde boy. “O-Oh Jesus! Uhm yeah, w-when she moved in her family came over to h-have dinner! She really nice!” Tweek just looked around when he said that making sure Y/N wasn’t around.
“She seems so mysterious besides all the stuff im hearing about her now, like over the weekend she was just in pajamas. She always has headphones on listening to music” Tolkien also added to the conversation. “Y-Y-Yeah! She also goes t-t-to k-Kmart as well, I’ve s-seen her there almost ev-ev-every hour for b-breakfast, lunch and dinner” Jimmy smiled after that which some of the boys nod. “Kmart? Really? What kind of slut goes to there” cartman rolled his eyes at the talk that was happening and scrolled on his phone. “don’t call her that, fatass! and apparently her” kyle hit cartman’s head which he yelled. “Hey fellas, isn’t that Y/N over there?” Butters pointed to the girl who was walking in the cafeteria. Each boy stopped what they were doing and turned their heads as fast at the could to see her.
Y/N was in a tank top with pj pants and once again her headphones on listening to music. She was walking slowly to the lunch line even if it looked like she was chewing something. Which she was and it was gum. She soon spat it out on the ground before walking quicker, but before she did she looked over and saw tweek. She smiled and waved at him which caused him to jump before waving back.
“She’s fucking fine bro, tweek you’re so lucky she’s your neighbor”
“Gah!”
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Kyle stood inside Kmart wondering why he decided to get involved further into this. He thought that Y/N was cute he really did but he heard rumors that she gave blowjobs to boys behind the school. Even though she just got here it’s still possible for word to spread around I guess.
Each boy decided to pull straws and whoever got the shortest end would find Y/N in Kmart and make small talk. Then they would go back to Clyde’s house for a sleepover to talk about what happened or whatever. Kyle didn’t pay much attention to it. When he walked in he saw you at the pre made food. Just standing there looking at the food wondering which one you wanted to eat today.
Kyle walked over to the section trying to play cool but snuck glances here and there. But soon decided to say something.
“Hey you’re the new girl right?”
The girl looked up at the boy before looking around to answer.
“Me? Yeah I am, why?”
“You’re like the hot topic at the school right now”
Y/N nodded her head smiling.
“Is that so?”
“Yup, people are calling you mysterious since you don’t talk much to anyone and always listen to music and come to Kmart like every single day”
“people are considering me mysterious? That’s a first. And I also love Kmart, my old town had one and when I moved here I thought I wouldn’t see it again but I was wrong”
“You’ll be the reason it stays in business”
Y/N just laughs before nodding a yes.
“I’ll keep it open, loud and proud about it”
The two of them just stand there in comfortable silence.
“So why did you come up to me?”
“well I wanted to say hello from me and my friends. Since you’re the first new kid since our other friend, dovahkiin”
Y/N nods as she grabs the food she wants.
“Well I’ll be going now, nice to meet you uh..”
“Kyle”
“Kyle! I’ll see you around, hopefully I’ll see you all the time in Kmart”
“I should be saying that to you”
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When the boys got back to Clyde’s place and in the basement they immediately asked questions. One question overlapping another.
“What did she say!?”
“Did you score a date?”
“Did she suck your dick in the bathroom??”
“Calm down, and no to the date and dick sucking. We just talked about like her moving in and stuff nothing happened but she might come over to our lunch table”
“Oh dude score!”
Kenny and Clyde high fived each other which causes some of the guys to roll their eyes.
“Great a fucking whore is going to sit with us”
“She not a whore fatass!”
The night went on as they talked about things that Y/N could possibly like and trying to determine her music taste with all the songs she posts on her social media.
Soon enough everyone went to sleep with soda cans everywhere along with trash. Everyone was sleeping peacefully in their own area of the room. But soon enough there was quiet moans coming from someone. It was Tolkien, he laid on his left side so his back was facing everyone. He wasn’t doing anything but it was his dream that was causing the noises to come out.
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“I see you on the football field practicing a lot. I like a man who practices a lot. Or just men who are on sport teams”
The H/C haired girl smiled as she was getting on her knees in front of Tolkien. Her hands rubbing his dick slowly through is pants.
“mm is that so pretty baby?”
“mhm”
“Well I like a girl who acts mysterious all the time and goes to her favorite store”
Y/N giggles before undoing his pants and being both his pants and boxers down. Tolkien’s cock soon pops out, twitching in the process feeling the cold hair hitting it.
“We have to be quick pretty girl”
“We don’t have to be quick, trust me, it wouldn’t hurt to skip a class or two”
Tolkien just smirks as he runs his hand through the girls hair gently. Soon cupping her cheek.
“I guess we could”
Y/N smiles as she takes Tolkien’s dick and soon soon wrapping her lips around it. Tolkien let out a low moan feeling the girls mouth on his dick. Y/N just bobs her head as she takes her hand to jerk his dick off as well.
“Oh fuck, look at you, taking me so well”
Y/N just moans, sending vibrations to him which Tolkien jolts a little moaning more. Tolkien soon put his hand back in her hair as he gripped it lightly before thrusting softly in her mouth.
Y/N moans out more as she keeps going with swirling her tongue around the tip of his dick.
“I’m gonna cum sweet girl”
After Tolkien said that he pulled out of her mouth to shoot his warm cum on her face. Milky ropes rolled covering her lips and cheeks.
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Tolkien soon jolted awake after that seeing the sun just starting to rise. He looked over to see the rest of the guys still asleep before feeling twitching and throbbing in his pants
He looked down to see he got morning wood from the dream he had.
“Fuck”
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A/N: part 2 👀 ??
AHH 😍
lazy summer day
for April<3
It was a lazy summer day in South Park, and April and Kyle were hanging out together at the park. They were sitting on a picnic blanket, surrounded by their friends, Stan, Eric, and Kenny, who were busy playing with nerf guns nearby.
April and Kyle talked ignoring their friends hoofing off, as April spoke Kyle found himself staring at April's eyes, lost in their sparkling depths. He had always thought she was pretty, but now, in the warm glow of the sun, she looked downright radiant.
April noticed Kyle staring at her and raised an eyebrow. "What?" she asked, a teasing smile on her lips. Kyle blushed, realizing he had been caught. "Nothing," he said, looking away quickly. "Just... you look really pretty today."
April's smile widened, and she swatted him on the arm playfully. "Thanks," she said, blushing a little herself. "You don't look so bad yourself."
Kyle let out a nervous laugh, feeling a flutter in his stomach. He had liked April for a while now, but he had never had the courage to tell her how he felt. But being alone with her like this, talking and laughing together, it was making him feel braver.
Meanwhile everyone knew, they way April looked at Kyle, and the way Kyle looked at her. They way they giggled to each other's corny jokes, and the way their hugs are a little longer then usual. This was just the beginning.
for you bc ily 😭 @sp-by-april
ONLY TEN OMG YOU DESERVE SO MUCH MORE POOKIE 🙁
AW SSTOP YOUR SO SWEET I'M GONNA CRY 😖❤
IM SSOO HAPPY THANK YOU GUYS FOR 10 FOLLOWERS<33
I'm working on your Kenny one shot but I was wondering if you could do a pip smut for me 😞 I'll take anything pip even if it isn't smut
I'm sorry it took so long! Pip is hard to write for because he is so sincere! lol, so I tried to match the sincerity hehe
Pip x F!Reader
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Pip and I stood outside my door. We’d just finished dinner and a movie. Like a true gentleman, he walked me home. Then, under the muted streetlight, he kissed me. I invited him in and thankfully, he accepted.
We ended up in my bedroom with our mouths locked onto each other.
When our kiss broke, he slid his hand over my cheek, looked into my eyes and I wanted to melt.
“I’ve been aching for you,” He mumbled against my lips.
🤭🤭🤭
I’m better than you
PAIRINGS: Rival!Stan x F!Reader x Rival!Craig
SPECIALTY: oneshot & nsfw
CW(S): F!Reader, threesome, anal, p in v, waist grabbing, boob grabbing mentions, ass slapping, nicknames (baby, slut, etc), lmk if I missed any
300 FOLLOWER SPECIAL TY FOR 300 FOLLOWERS I LOVE U GUYS SO MUCH
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You don’t remember how this started but did you really care? Not really, the pleasure you felt was amazing. You felt like you were on cloud nine, a flower blooming, an angel being gifted life even. Even if Stan and Craig were rivaling with each other it felt amazing.
All you could remember was Stan and Craig coming up to you after your class ended saying something along the lines “I can make you cum before Stan can”. You don’t know how it’s possible but you were willing to try it either way.
“Admit it marsh, you suck at this, you barely had any experience before we agreed to do this”
“Shut the fuck up tucker, you’re just worried I’ll make her cum with just fucking her tight pussy and massaging her boobs”
“Fuck no I’m not worried, you can’t even find the girl’s g-spot I don’t know how you’re even giving her pleasure.”
Craig grunted after he said that as he gripped the girl’s waist more pounding into her tight hole. Craig watched you submit to them easily, eyes rolling back of your head, biting your lip, Craig couldn’t take it as he slapped your ass making you moan out.
“A-ah! More craig!”
“See? Even this pretty slut wants me to make her cum first”
“That doesn’t prove shit Tucker”
Stan soon fixed his position as he thrusted upwards at an angle finally hitting your sweet spot. Stan felt like he was in heaven, despite his rivalry he couldn’t deny Y/N felt so good. Stan didn’t want to admit it but he knew a small secret that craig had.
Y/N and Craig were dating. Stan found this out after he went to give something back to him at his house and when he entered his home and went upstairs, he heard the bed creaking and saw the door cracked open. He saw craig pounding your pussy, ever since then Stan never mentioned it until today when craig and Stan continued the rivalry they had.
“Oh fuck, Stan, right there, I might cum if you keep hitting there..!”
“Maybe the pretty baby wants me to make her cum first”
“Not on my fucking watch”
Craig moved faster as he kept slapping your ass. He loved your ass so much. He couldn’t get enough of it. Pushing everything that’s going on aside, he was grateful to have you in his life, even if your guys relationship was a secret.
Craig couldn’t stand losing as she adjusted his position and soon leans over the girls back so he’s face to face with Stan. Stan just had a face contorted with pleasure before opening his eyes to see craig smirking at him. Stan didn’t know what he was smug about until he heard you squeal out with pleasure as your body shook.
Stan then looked down as he saw craig rubbing your bundle of joy. The thing both him and craig agreed not to touch since it would be considered cheating.
“Looks like I win”
“You fucking cheated, asshole!”
“You don’t know that”
“You’re rubbing her fucking clit! The thing we both agreed not to touch!”
They both pulled out to let you rest before continue their arguing. You felt your body roll over on its side panting, trying to get your breath. You closed your eyes a bit before feeling the bed you both were on dip on each side. Opening your eyes you see both boys look at you.
“Babe, we’re going another round this time to see who can wow you the best”
“Are you up for it, pretty baby?”
Yeah this was a dream that I wish never ended.
april x kenny:)
April was a sweet girl who always had a kind word for everyone. Kenny was a handsome and charming boy who had a reputation for being a bit of a player. They met during a chance encounter at the town's annual fair.
Despite their differences, they quickly discovered they had a lot in common. They both loved the same music, the same shows, and even the same ice cream flavor. As they spent more time together, they found themselves falling for each other more and more.
Their relationship started out innocently enough, with casual hangouts and shared laughs. But as time went on, their feelings for each other grew stronger. They would find excuses to touch each other, whether it was a casual brush of the arm or a lingering hug.
One night, after a particularly fun date, they found themselves at the top of a ferris wheel, looking out at the twinkling lights of the town below. Kenny took April's hand in his and looked into her eyes.
"April," he said, his voice soft and serious. "I know we started out as just friends, but lately I can't help but feel like there's something more between us. I'm really starting to care for you, more than just as a friend. And I was wondering if you felt the same way."
April's heart fluttered in her chest, her eyes widening a little at Kenny's words. She had been hoping he would say something like this, but she hadn't dared to believe he would."I do," she said, her voice barely above a whisper. "I feel the same way about you. I've been wanting to tell you for a while now, but I was too afraid you didn't feel the same way. "
April smiled at Kenny and Kenny leaned in towards her, his lips gently touching hers in a soft, tender kiss. They stayed like that for a moment, their mouths moving together in a slow, sweet dance. When they finally pulled away, they were both grinning like idiots, their faces flushed with affection.
From that moment on, Kenny and April knew that they were meant to be together. They spent the rest of the night at the fair, holding hands and stealing kisses between rides and snacks. As the fireworks lit up the sky, they stood hand in hand, watching the explosions of light and color. Kenny wrapped his arm around April's shoulders, pulling her close against him.
"This has been the best night of my life," he said, his voice soft and sincere. "I'm so glad we took a chance on us. "April rested her head against his chest, feeling safe and happy in his arms. "Me too," she said. "I can't imagine my life without you in it now. " they held each other as they watched the fireworks, their hearts full of love and hope for the future. They knew they had a lot to figure out and a lot of challenges ahead, but they were ready to face them together, as a team, as a couple.
here you go April sorry it took so long but I hope you enjoy. Please lmk if I missed anything or if you want something added<3
@sp-by-april