Okay, FINE

My spouses bullied me into making this blog

[myownprivatcidaho]

whatever souls are made of, yours and mine are the same (insult)

[keychainjar]

[gettingintoknives]

mirror traps by hera lindsay bird

[greelin]

sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism

[greelin]

“what is he coping with?” the weight of the world on his gay shoulders

[catchymemes]

[sorbet257]

Cooking shows would be infinitely improved if Ramsey were allowed to stab a mfer, so I think you should-

....You know what, yeah I Should-

[sorbet257]

Become Gordon Ramsay

I don't think I could be in charge of other cooks, I'd actually end up stabbing people for sending out rAW FOOD

[rockinrpmemes]

Suggest a totally different career to my muse from what they’re known for!

It can be silly, insulting, or actually good career advice! 

[sevendurst-deactivated20241019]

would you let me dislocate your jaw or is this relationship doomed

[kneltnotbowed]

You simply have a very specific and precise way of freaking out, Sorbet. And the cute hair to match.

[sorbet257]

Well to be fair, Birb has the market cornered on external screaming so I have to settle for internal screaming.

[kneltnotbowed]

I am listening.

Please, do go on.

[sorbet257]

There is NO WAY I was the only one freaking out about it!!!

[hawberries]

i don't have a caption for this one

[dappermouth]

(greeting someone u would die for)  well well well… look who crawled out of the primordial FILTH

[kneltnotbowed]

Wait, wait, you cannot simply slip spectral beings under the banner of undead as if that is a given and not its own question to consider-

[toxic-excess]

I mean to be fair I'm not the same as like a full-on whole ass ghost, I'm only halfway a ghost, so I don't think regular spectral beings are undead but I am right?

[sorbet257]

I think you are technically a Temporal Anomaly more than anything else aren't you?

[sorbet257]

This is probably why we all keep dying all the time

[kneltnotbowed]

Hey, it has been at least a couple of months, I think.

Wait, do we count vampirism as dying or not?

[toxic-excess]

I mean vampires are technically undead and so am I so that probably technically counts right?

[sorbet257]

Undead is literally not-dead even though you're supposed to be so I don't think it counts

[sorbet257]

I swear we've been to a planet that has actual edible pinecones

[kneltnotbowed]

All planet's pinecones can be edible if you want them to be.

[toxic-excess]

Everything is edible at least once

[kneltnotbowed]

That is the spirit.

[sorbet257]

This is probably why we all keep dying all the time

[sorbet257]

I swear we've been to a planet that has actual edible pinecones

[sorbet257]

why am I the freak here??

[jasvvy]