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@vinesforall
Where thou been?
well, i don't get requests much anymore, and captioning is now very common in most online circles esp with the rise of tiktok, so i haven't really had much use for this blog.
but if i get new requests i'll be back lol
I love these. From Sootmegs on Etsy.
twerky.mp4
Vinny: --does it go? [twerkey appears, Vinny sputters in complete shock] Wh-- what? [long silence while battle music plays]
Vinny: [quietly, resigned] Okay. Gonna close the DS. What did I just look at? Is that--was that an enemy called aĀ ātwerkeyā? [long silence, opens DS, screams] DauAUUGGHLOOKIYATISIT--Yup. Itās called Twerkey. And itās got a mouth on its twerking ass. And itās not just any ass--itās thicc.Ā
Vinny: [suddenly composed] Hereās--hereās the thing, people are like--people were likeĀ āVinny, youāre making everything sexual in Miitopia. Everythingās sexual when you play Miitopia, Vinny.ā And then I-- [opens DS, reels back sputtering again] heuHUbMuMUHMHHuuH thereāsssa--th-thereās a twerkey. [opens DS] Is the poo emoji gonna show up in a little bit, I wonder?
Vinny: [laughing, now] I like the face of the actual turkey. Just that eye. How did they--how did they get away with this? Yep. Just beat the twerkey with a wooden rod. [silence while victory theme plays] Okay. Okay, Nintendo. If this is the way weāre gonna do it. Iām gonna have to crack open a multitude of cold ones.
My Brother, My Brother and Me s1e5 | Secret Society Outfits
[boppinā music playing]
Griffin: These are our secret society outfits! No, wait. [snaps fingers, catches top hat, beat of silence while he struggles to put it on] These are our secret society outfits.
Griffin: [at Travis] You look like a business man with an extremely specific fetish.
Travis: [amused] You look like a new character in Candyland that just steals Twizzlers.
Justin: [at Travis] You look like a, uh, vaudeville usher whoās trying for a management position.
Travis: [laughs] Justin, you look like a halloween costume to represent farts under a blanket!
Justin: [wheezes]
Griffin: Justin looks like rye bread that a cape got on.
Justin: [at Griffin, in a serious tone] You look like if hepatitis was a person.
Travis: [absolutely loses it, laughing heartily]
LIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP!!!
Justin: [calm and collected rage] Hey Nathan, itās me, Justin McElroy, the guy whose episode you fucked.
Griffin: Did you really think we were gonna find the Illuminati on our T.V. show?!
Justin: We canāt do easy things on our T.V. show, and you want us to do a hard one?!
Griffin: [voice raised & cracking] This is a ding-dong podcast!
Justin: Youāre a jerk-person, Nathan.
Griffin: Hold on, let me look up up Nathanās address in the yellow pages. Oh, it says here:Ā āa garbage can.ā
[Justin quietly laughing]
Justin: [holding back laughter] Lemme look up Nathanās phone number--
Griffin: [deadpan] Justinās gonna slam you here in a second, Nathan.
Justin: [unable to contain laughter, wheezing]
Griffin: [screaming offscreen over Justinās laughter] Light this motherfucker up!
Justin: [losing it]
Travis: [offscreen] Get him! [onscreen] Get him, Justin!
Justin: [quietly reveals phone number]
Travis: Thatās right.
Justin: [goes right back to losing it]
Griffin: [at the top of his lungs] Eat that shit, Nathan!
The Friend Who Has No Shame in Over-Messaging š± #me
[upbeat elevator music]
Thomas: [scrolling through messages] Ah, jeez.
Thomas: [hits hand on phone, picks it up] What... the heck?!
Thomas: [going through mail] Are you serious...?!
[piercing eagle screech]
Thomas: [picks up airmail, screams]
This is my Snapchat story but honestly it deserves to be seen by people because I think I made something magical tonight
Transcript:
Ven: Hello, my name is Ventus and tonight we're going to make... [wistful pause] a midnight snack.
Ven: We're gonna start off with an old favourite: a good ol' sandwich. We're gonna need my friend pee butt nutter and uh... [looks dead inside] honey samples.
Ven: There's really no limit to how much honey you can put on a peanut butter and honey sandwich because in all honesty it's all about showing those goddamn bees what's what, am I right, folks?
Ven: And y'know there you have it: a beautiful peanut butter and honey sandwich. But you know what? Why the fuck stop there, let's make a goddamn drink.
Ven: Alright here we got some limeade and frankly [inhales] smells like a Sour Patch Kid died in there, so you know it's gonna be great.
Ven: [voice like a demon is passing thru him] So I was going to go get strawberries but... [pans down to moldy strawberries] some of them appear to have gained sentience. I'm disgusted.
Ven: Well, operation 'pick out the nonfungal strawberries' was a vague success so just remember, kids: always use your produce and eat it in a timely manner.
Ven: [kinda sad] I honestly feel really bad for... having to compost those strawberries, that was a lot of strawberries, why didn't I use them... earlier, like what the fuck, why did I only get a craving fo--[cut]
Ven: Alright, now we're gonna be takin' a dive into the big green, and by which I mean the big red and by which I mean the big scary seeds, by which I mean of course we're gonna use some watermelon.
Ven: [disappointed] I just... found out we don't have any bananas and by this I'm going to surmise that whatever I'm going to mix up is going to taste [grins] scary.
Ven: Okay, you know, it's--its whatever, we don't have bananas, we don't need bananas, we got the next best thing we got my... raspbebbies.
Ven: I could put like a whole onion and a whole lemon in there. Nobody would stop me. I would taste so bad, but literally nobody would stop me. Power is corruptive.
Ven: [sensually] As with any... large endeavor... it's always good... to quench your thirst.
Ven: [energetic] Alright we got the ginger tea heatin' up in the microwave and now it's time to ask ourselves the big questions: did Jesus have a fursona, and was it a lion, or was it a lamb?
Ven: [intense] You have to be so careful when doing this, 'cause--'cause too much milk is so scary--
Ven: You're not gonna believe this [meow] but we got ourselves a snack buddy in here, look--
Jazzy: [meows]
Ven: Look, it's Jazzy. Jazzy--
Jazzy: [meows]
Ven: Jazzy. Jazzy, say 'Hi.'
Jazzy: [meows]
Ven: Well, idk how well you can see in there but the tea has definitely started to burble and now I'm worried if I'm going to blow up my entire goddamn house.
Ven: Like with just about anything, any juice concoction can be improved upon one hundred percent by adding... carrots!
Ven: Alright, you guys, we got our ginger tea all heated up and you know what that means! [slowly moves to drink from measuring cup]
Ven: Alright now that we got our blending device already, time to remember the most important rule--Notices your bulge, [blending noises] OWO WHAT'S THIS? [blending stops] There!
Ven: The elixir [inhales] has been prepared.
Ven: [Jazzy still meowing] Last thing, no midnight snack would be complete without something really healthy so thats why I grabbed an apple. [takes massive bite] LOVE THE CRONCH.
Ven: And there you have it, a beautiful midnight snack, looks like it walked outta some big ol anime don't it? [doing a voice] "It sure did, Ven!" Who the fuc--
THIS IS PRIDE BE PROUDššššššššš
Where do I get my rainbow bat-phone?
Eileen: Ugh. Kenny, you know I enjoy a good float as much as the next person, but why all the booty shorts and nipples? Canāt you just tell The Others to... tone it down a bit?
Kenny: [sarcastically] Sure thing. We all know each other, so. Iām just gonna hop on the rainbow bat phone and call everyone!
Eileen: [sincerely] Thanks.
[bassy pop music playing as he dials]
Kenny: Hey, Lance. My mom needs everyone toĀ ātone it downā?
Lance: Iām on it.
Jane: Yello?
Lance: Hey Jane, itās Lance. Kennyās mom says we need to smother the flame.Ā
Jane: Copy that, Lance-a-lot.
Tyler: Hello?
Jane: Hey, haircut. Tamp it down.
Tyler: Eileen, again?
Jane: Weāre raininā in the unicorn. Tell everybody.
Tyler: Thatāll take forever! I know somebody who can reach the whole gayng at once.
RuPaul: Leeew!
Tyler: Ru, we need you. Itās our friend in Chicago.
RuPaul: Dialing down the gay. Got it.
[turns down the gay dial]
Kenny: [breathily] Damn... Rihanna is FINE...
RuPaul: Ooh, child. [dials it back up]
Kenny: What was that...? Ru...?
[rock music plays as title comes onscreen]
[strong, haunting melody of the Twin Peaks theme playing]
going from cutscene graphics to in-game graphics
[Kingdom Heartsā Dearly Beloved playing in the background]
Sora: Riku, why did you become one with the darkness?
Riku: [darkly]Ā āCause Iām the worst...
Sora: [choking up] Riku, you horseās ass! [sobbing] You horseās ass!
[fade to black, Traverse Town plays as it fades back in]
Sora: [swinging keyblade] YA! ENH! [hits door]
can 2017 be the year of hearies being Good Allies to d/Deaf people?
how to be a good ally to d/Deaf people
recognize that audism (the oppression of & discrimination against deaf people) is still a very real issue. it can include things like believing that deaf people are āstupidā or ābrokenā and that deaf people need to beĀ āfixedā (aka made hearing), as well a general lack of awareness about deaf issues, how deaf people communicate, or even that deaf peopleĀ exist
recognize the consequences of audism, like deaf children being forced to speak and not being allowed to learn ASL, deaf people being denied jobs (yep, its illegal. still happens), and even deadly police brutalityĀ
reblog/signal boost posts about d/Deaf issues as well as positive posts about d/Deaf accomplishments, information about d/Deaf people, etc
if you can: learn a little bit of your local sign language! even just fingerspelling and knowing a few basic signs. i especially encourage anyone who works in customer service/retail to learn a little ASL if at all possible! (this is a big thing so i def donāt fault anyone for not doing it, but if you have the time/ability itās a pretty cool thing to do)
stop using phrases likeĀ āfalls on deaf earsā,Ā ādeaf to their pleasā, anything that frames deafness in a negative way
recognize that there are different levels of hearing loss!! hearing people generally categorize hearing as: ānot being able to hear perfectly but still hearingā = hard of hearing; ānot hearing anythingā = deaf; but for deaf people, anyone with any degree of hearing loss is considered deaf! if someone tells you theyāre deaf but you know they can talk/sing/play instruments/listen to music, believe them
theres a lot more honestly but i dont wanna let this get too long!! anyone can feel free to message me about any of this/if u wanna hear more. iād really appreciate if people (esp. hearing people) could reblog this
when you start a new game and you meet the character you know is going to betray you
Protagonist: Hey, itās nice to meet you.
Lysandroth: [dark piano chords, foreboding voice] This world is imperfect...Ā
Protagonist: ...what--?
Lysandroth: If only I could wipe away the impurities...!
Protagonist: --anybody else... listening to this...--?
Lysandroth: ...and make it as beautiful as me!
Rival: [gasps] Lysandroth! You were behind all this!
Lysandroth: Yes, it was I! My machinations lie undetected for years! For I am a master of deception--
harem anime where everyone but the protagonist is sentient furniture Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā
Lamp-senpai: [deep, sultry voice] Tomoko, I want to light up your life. [clicks on]
Tomoko-chan: [breathless] Lamp-senpai...
Fan-kun: [nasally voice] Uwwwoah!
Tomoko-chan: [scoffs] Pervert!
Fan-kun: Wait, no, Tomoko-chan, I didnāt mean to--uohh, I love you!
Refrigerator-senpai: [seductively] You canāt resist me, can you?
Tomoko-chan: Refrigerator-senpai... I...
Refrigerator-senpai: Itās your decision.
Tomoko-chan: I...
Tomoko-chan: I wish we could stay like this forever, Bed-chan...
Bed-chan: Weāve known each other since childhood... will she ever see me as more than a friend?!
The twins: [playfully, in sync] Hello, Tomoko-chan~
Tomoko-chan: [gasps] The twins!
Tomoko-chan: [as background noise] TV-senpai, Iāve always admired you--
Viewer: Haha. More likeĀ āchair-em anime.ā
[beat, slow dry zoom on face]
Viewer: ...MORE LIKE CH--
When My Friends Speak Bad About Themselves š«
this is so aggressively pure
[pleasant piano music]
Taylor: Iām so lazy...
Thomas: [annoyed] Donāt you dare.
Taylor: I canāt do anything right...
Thomas: [shouting] Shut up!
Taylor: Iām just not good enough.
Thomas: [very aggravated] I will PUNCH YOU with FRIENDSHIP!
Taylor: [yells weakly]
This is an accessibility blog. I... donāt know why some nasties are surprised that weāre critical of ableism, even casual ableism.
It's... Ableist to refer to a day as "crazy", a synonym of "wild", "weird" or "amazing"?
yes. it is.
