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always take Deuxmoi with a grain of salt but like...golly 😧 I certainly wonder 🤔 what show this could possibly be about 🧐

villanelesbian

fly high 🕊️

villanelesbian

multiple people on twitter seeing an episode 9 set to air april 18th???

villanelesbian

impossibility of the sniper angles aside it's just soooo crazy to me how Carolyn was like "oh yeah these two idiots are definitely going to come out of the boat at this particular time in this particular area of the Thames" like...girl what?? did she have snipers lined up all along the river or did they have to haul ass to new perches with their gear every time the boat got too far? what if villaneve had gotten off the boat at the same time as everyone else to blend in? was she gonna just have people shooting wildly into a wedding party?? god the more I think about this scene the more convoluted it gets

villanelesbian

just realized Eve isn't wearing her scarf during the scene that aired which means they filmed this at least twice. the current state of my mental health can definitely handle this information 🙂

villanelesbian

“the quality of a show cannot always be judged by audience reaction.”

??? what 🤨 that's exactly what it's judged by. why else are you making the show, then? I'm sure you all worked hard, and I applaud you — that does not make what you created good. it's like saying the quality of a beer can't be judged by those who drink it. it does not matter how much effort you put into it, if the end product isn't good, it JUST ISN'T GOOD.

villanelesbian

we could have had an entire season of them like this. sticking together post s3 finale, killing twelve members, deepening their relationship, being happy, realizing they're meant to be over the course of episodes. an organic, earned romance.

instead we got no explanation for their separation and animosity after the bridge, plentiful screentime and an entire episode spent on a character who's getting their own show, a new assassin who essentially served no purpose other than to give Konstantin something to do, an unremarkable shock value death of a remarkable character, and rushed fanservice in the final episode between two "fated" characters who never even got the time to truly sit down and talk.

where's the glory, Laura Neal? what a waste.

villanelesbian

normal people when their ship kisses for the first time

villaneve fans

villanelesbian

glad our brainstems regulate breathing because i would not have the mental faculties to do so on my own atp

villanelesbian

i think we should take a moment to acknowledge that villanelle has been SO destitute in the sex department that she slept with a woman with filthy fingernails who licked a warm animal poopie and ate worms for dinner. help her eve 😞

villanelesbian

**SCREENER SPOILERS**

screeners for episodes 7 and 8 are out and streets are saying they didn't like it and that it felt "way too rushed?" but there are also "hall of Fame moments" and that the episodes, especially the finale, will spark a lot of conversation.

and that's nice and all but like DO they confess their love and get it on or not? if they wanted me to care about The 12 maybe they shouldn't have waited until the LAST SEASON to get into it (yuh)?? I was so invested in it that plot from the get, but they took so damn long that now all my monkey brain wants is villaneve going heels-to-jesus without a single cutaway for an entire fifteen minutes, so.

oxfordvillanelle

Okay y’all, hear me out. “I should’ve done this when we first met” could also mean “protect you” instead of “arrest you”

Right?

RIGHT?!?

It makes. Sense.

Eve is just trying to act tough and make it seem like she’s arresting her for one reason when it’s actually to keep her away from The Twelve? That. Makes. Sense.

And she’s been wanting to get Villanelle away from them since they met because even though V was fucking around when asking Eve for help in 1x05 Eve might have known that on some level she actually did want to get out and she wanted to help her. Yeah?

(Thank you OP for giving me hope)

sorrybabyeve

if this were true, why would the next ep state "eve establishes her boundaries with villanelle" then? this is eve trying to show villanelle that she no longer has an effect on her and that she doesn't want her in her life. I know fans are trying to make excuses for the writing this season, but we need to get real here.