he is RUINING our child

rickmorty, nsfw, you know the drill

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fyi

I answered a couple of anon asks here, but I figured I’m making everyone else’s day worse by putting that stuff on their dash. No more responding to rude messages!

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someone in chat came up with this idea and I was like why the fuck not we’ve already violated every other sacred institution

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I won’t have much time to draw in the next few months but here’s a sketch of morty living amongst the trees

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yes. 

yes. 

could you pls come off anon so we can cry together and poop on each other ༼ •́ ͜ʖ •̀ ༽?

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you’re safe now

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do what you want with me

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I want it all 

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oh my god kill me

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For my homie sorrymorty because I know how much she loves shit.

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Mmmmmm wow Mr. Poopybutthole, I can’t quite put my finger on it but this shit tastes just especially great tonight. Did you do something different? Corn...? Oh, I know! You had real Mexican food, didn’t you?? This is way too good to be Taco Bell!

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this was a request from sorrymorty !! You best bet Rick is going to find whoever did this to his Morty and open an entire universe of pain on them. 

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WHAT THE FUCK I JUST CRAPPED MYSELF AND WENT TO RICKMORTY HEAVEN

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you’re gonna catch a cold you little idiot

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emergency surgery fund commissions

i have top surgery scheduled in september and have until august 27th to come up with the money. i thought i was on track and it was taken care of but i just lost my job.

i’m taking commissions- here’s my art tag (NSFW) to give you an idea of what stuff i usually do.

$10 gets you a sketch like this:

$15 gets you a colored, cleaned-up sketch with flat colors, like this:

$35 gets you flat colors but nicer-looking, like this:

$75 gets you something more meticulous like this:

message me here or on skype, i’ll respond with my paypal address

thank you so much if you decide to help out or just boost this to the c137cest crowd, most of whom i know for a fact are some top notch folx :^)

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Wow, check out this glipglop’s sweet art and worthy cause! 

He’ll literally draw anything you want so here’s your chance to finally get that portrait of Morty sticking his entire head up Rick’s ass!! Or something lovely and tasteful, I mean, if that’s what you’re into. 

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aw geez rick I don’t think this fits me 

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Wow Rick, isn’t this great? You and me, j-j-just the two of us, being in a, a passionate healthy romantic relationship, and all that stuff?

Yeahhh. And it’s healthy for whom, exactly? I mean jesus christ Morty. I haven’t been this dehydrated since you know, that whole- the thing, the thing-- the thing with my ex. 

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at least tag your filthy fucking disgusting shit with tw pedophilia or something bc tagging it "underage" is just a fancy way of not being honest with yourself about liking sexual child abuse and pedophilia

You know, I was thinking about this and it does make sense as a request– like when I tag for rape or suicide I use all the relevant key words, no matter whether it’s fictional or even cartoon characters. 

It’s true that nobody (myself included) wants to think hard about shipping something that qualifies as pedophilia and child abuse but yeah, I should treat it like all other questionable content when it comes to providing warnings. 

Youuu got it anon!