[sortasatan]

i have been... so sick. but i finally feel like a human again, i think! how is everyone, whatd i miss?

[foreverthe80s]

The Breakfast Club (1985)

[victoriel-translations]

Test your colour vision

[obscene-queen]

IM A FUCKING MOLE

[obscene-queen]

i tried again and got dog HOW AM I AN ART KID

[getinthefuckingjaeger]

How the heck is Robot an option.

[sortasatan]

hello is anyone a night owl like meee? 🦉

[doodlegirll]

This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

Jenny Slate, Little Weirds

[pvrrhadve]

[bandtshirt]

[notonoah]

it's been like three days but hi all im noah and I live for donuts, my twin sons Mitch and Micah (even tho teenagers are terrifying), and my husband, Sylvester. But most of all... donuts.  I realized today that clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something and it blew me away. I own a tattoo shop in la but spend more time in my bed taking naps than I do working tbh. also when I was young and dumb I tattooed a unicorn on my ribs, but it has since been covered. If you want a unicorn too hit me up at nomorenoahj but I won't do face tattoos because your face will be too close to mine and I don't like it sorry bye now

[sortasatan]

so hello im sylvester but please call me sylvie and i know i dont smile in pictures but im literally the happiest goth to ever walk the planet! i sling cocktails and teach people how to shake their money maker and the best compliment ive ever been told before today was that i look like a well behaved house cat. but then my husband told me i look like a wide eyed goth disney princess and that took the cake. anyway, if you have an invite or msg from restingdeathface on gh its bc you liked this intro and i took that as an invitation to send you a message but its okay cause im v nice and chatty.

[sortasatan]

im gonna do my intro now cause why not

[sortasatan]

i see my husband is finally following my blog now wow the rudeness @notonoah

[sickromantics]

[dateaboysuggestions]

date a boy who reminds you of sunshine, the soft gentle kind that warms your skin after spending hours in a chilly building

[the-suburban-craft]

[chroniczombiegf-archive-deactiv]

ah, yes,,, my 3 alignments,,,,

[equinoxofautumn]

pretty rude that it isn’t Halloween but ok.

[africant]